Phx The Skippy Temple on Skipgobah...welcome followers of the Skippy Side

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  1. Master_Skippy_Gallia Jedi Knight

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    *Waking up in her cell, Skippy Gallia senses something....*

    [face_shocked] OH!

    *It was like a flicker of light, a light so bright it shook the darkness around her..*

    I can't belive it!!

    *Immediately she reaches out to it, searching. For one glorious moment the Skip opens up to her and she feels whole, complete. Taking advantage of it, not knowing if it will stay with her, she reaches out to Windu....and everything around her crashes to the ground. He loves another! In her despair her grasp on the Skip begins to fade..*

    NO!!!! [face_shocked]

    *She desperately grapples for it, struggling to hold on...but yet again it disappears like a candle burning out..fading visibly until her pathetic blindness to it returns.*

    *Screaming in pain*
    I'm too late! What a fool I've been! What an enormous fool! Now I've lost them both, for when BoredJediTheater and I meet again, he will know that I gave my heart to another. I have nothing now.....NOTHING!!

    *As the feelings of pain, lonliness, despair, anger, and self-loathing well up inside, Skippy's hope dissappears too. A new feeling enters her heart. It begins to fill the emptiness, and she is helpless to fight anymore...it is just too much to resist now. The repetative agonizing torture, the loss of her home, her friends, her loves, and most of all the aching loss of the Skip have broken her forever. She lets go of all the things she once held dear...it is too painful to hope, to wish, to love, to desire. She will never be free, NEVER!*

    *Screaming in despair she makes the halls of the ship shake with her pain. The force of it all rattles the walls around her and shatters power circuits throughout the cell block. Suddenly she feels a new power surge through her, a dark power, one that she has not felt in a long, long time.......*
  2. Master_Skippy_Gallia Jedi Knight

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    *When her screaming stops and the halls of the ship quiet...she sits in the darkness of her cell feeling the Jif begin to flow through her broken spirit, body, mind, and heart. Part of her fights it, but she remembers what it was like in the begining when she was Darth Skippyous before they came into her life.*

    No!!! I will not think of BoredJediTheater or Windu ever again! :( Too much pain!!!!

    *Closing her eyes she begins to feel the Jif, uncertain where it will lead her now, not really knowing if she can give over to it or ever return to the Skippy Side...*

    *But somewhere in the back of her mind, she cannot help but think how it could have been with Windu....*

    :_|

    But you know...that LORD WAR TOY looks sooo manly in that black armor...ohhh, armor! [face_devil] I forgot how much I like armor!!
  3. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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    WOOO HOOOOO!! WE'VE BEATEN THE ORIGINAL JULY SOCK PUPPET THEATER POST NUMBER!! YIPPEEEE!!

    Ahem..

    Sorry... :D
  4. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    Meanwhile...

    ... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :)

    **sighs**

    I didn't get any sleep with all of that... um... "meditating" we did all night long my love. ;)
  5. Skiip_Py Jedi Padawan

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    I'm always up for some good meditation Master. ;)
  6. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    :eek:

    Holy poodoo Batman!! Um.. I mean Skiip Py

    All of that "meditation" kept my feelings away from the skip!

    I sense that Skippy has finally crossed over to the Lint Side. :eek:

    Why couldn't I sense her before? Were her powers that weak from the Death Jar I?

    I wonder why she crossed over to the lint side? I hope it wasn't something I posted! [face_devil]
  7. Skiip_Py Jedi Padawan

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    How could it be something you posted?

    All you've been posting about is your new found love for me.

    That wouldn't make her cross over to the lint side.

    If she knew about your new found love with another then she would be happy for you.
  8. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    True. But she is rather selfish sometimes.

    Like there was this one time at band camp... um... the Temple, where she attempted suicide because she couldn't have the Windu. :D

    Well that and she didn't want me to leave because my fellow Skippy needed me. So I guess it wasn't completely selfish. ;)
  9. Skiip_Py Jedi Padawan

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    Oh!

    Well I wonder where Captain Socko is?
  10. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    It doesn't really matter now. There's no point rescuing Skippy if she doesn't want to be rescued.

    We could stay here and "meditate" for the rest of the life of this thread. :D

  11. Skiip_Py Jedi Padawan

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    Shouldn't you try to save her from the lint side like she tried to do for you?
  12. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    You're right! I was thinking with my skip-saber and not the skip! We still need to go and try to save her from the lint side.

    But I don't know when Han will get here and pick us up.

    There's no point posting anymore for awhile if our activities aren't PG. :D

    Lord War Toy can't even post until Skippy's back online.

    Well what do you say... are you up for another round of meditation? :D
  13. Skiip_Py Jedi Padawan

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    I'm always up for another round with you! [face_love]

    I'm happy that no one has taken you before I got a chance to.

    Any girl that may have turned you down or lost her memory doesn't know what she's missing. [face_love]
  14. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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  15. LORD_WAR-TOY Jedi Knight

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    **unlocks and opens Gallia's cell**

    Oh great!!! Now she's asleep!

    How can she sleep during such a crucial point in the story?

    PB0690!
  16. PB0690 Jedi Knight

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    Yes sir?

    **looks around curiously**

    How did I get here?
  17. LORD_WAR-TOY Jedi Knight

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    Why are you covered in garbage?
  18. PB0690 Jedi Knight

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    **looks at Lord War Toy dumbfoundedly**

    I was in the trash compactor sir.

    You see, I guess I can magically appear wherever I'm needed. ?[face_plain]

    **glares at Lord War Toy through his helmet as though he should already know this**
  19. LORD_WAR-TOY Jedi Knight

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    What? Are you a fairy princess now? You can't magically appear anywhere.

    Anyways... retrieve and give me a shot filled with the Jif virus.
  20. PB0690 Jedi Knight

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    But sir, you're already strong in the Jif. Do you really need me to give you a shot of it?
  21. LORD_WAR-TOY Jedi Knight

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    I need a shot filled with the Jif virus so that I can administer it to our prisoner!
  22. PB0690 Jedi Knight

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    So, do you want me to send an email or dicate a letter to someone about it?
  23. LORD_WAR-TOY Jedi Knight

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    You really are an idiot, you know that don't you?

    Honestly I don't know why I keep you around.

    GO GET ME A SHOT WITH THE JIF VIRUS!!!!!!
  24. PB0690 Jedi Knight

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    Yes sir!

    **runs away screaming like a little girl**

    I've got to go get the Jif virus to write a letter to Lord War Toy!!!!

    **runs into the part of the ship where he has to use a vine to swing across a deep ravine to get to the Jif Biopeanutbutter section**

    **runs, jumps and grabs the vine and starts to swing across**
  25. ImperialButterOffcr3 Jedi Padawan

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    **watching as PB0690 swings across the ravine**

    Watch out for that...
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