Phx The Skippy Temple on Skipgobah...welcome followers of the Skippy Side

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  1. PB0690 Jedi Knight

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    Jul 24, 2002
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    **crashes into an enormous tree and slides down**
  2. ImperialButterOffcr3 Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
  3. LORD_WAR-TOY Jedi Knight

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    Jul 7, 2002
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    What was that Sergeant?

    There aren't any trees on this ship!!
  4. ImperialButterOffcr3 Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
    Sorry my lord, it was a George of the Jungle joke.
  5. PB0690 Jedi Knight

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    **falling down the ravine screaming like a little girl**
  6. LORD_WAR-TOY Jedi Knight

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    If I want anything done right I'll have to do it myself.

    **storms down to the beginning of the ravine and pushes a button so a platform comes out to create a bridge over the ravine to the biopeanutbutter section**

    **walks across bridge, retrieves a shot of the Jif virus and returns to Gallia's cell**

    See? That wasn't difficult.
  7. ImperialButterOffcr3 Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
    Of course not my lord. PB0690 makes every task more difficult than it is.

    My lord, may I inquire to why you're giving Gallia a Jif shot when she's already crossed over to the Lint Side?
  8. LORD_WAR-TOY Jedi Knight

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    You see cadet, by giving her this injection it will kill her if she hasn't completely given herself over to the Lint Side.

    However if she has completely crossed over then it will give her strength and make her quite powerful.

    But everyone knows that she will never be as powerful as myself or the Emperor. :D

    **enters cell, injects Gallia with the virus while she's sleeping**

    Now it's only a matter of time before we see where her loyalties lie.

    **leaves cell, closes and locks cell door and walks away with Imperial Butter Cadet 3**
  9. PB0690 Jedi Knight

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    **still falling**

    This is totally bogus!!

    **continues falling**
  10. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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    OH! Crap! What was that poke I felt?!

    **Maybe, just maybe if I use the Jif I can find out...

    **uses the Jif to discover what just happened**

    DOH! Darn LORD WAR TOY!! He's always doing stuff to me when I'm asleep! He is kinda cute though in that black nylon armor! I always did have a weakness for armor!

    Aww heck why not! If I can't win with the Skip, why not join the Jif?! I mean shucks what has this thread gotten me anyway? Nothing but a bunch of pain and peanutbutter! And it is just peanutbutter anyway! Jif, Skippy, PeterPan, it's all the same...I say WHY NOT?!

    I mean for crying out Jif! I've been stuck in this crappy cell for who knows how long! I haven't seen hide nor hair of anyone who used to give a Skip about me and I can't take it anymore!

    I mean JIFFIN' JIFFERS! What was I supposed to do?! Just take it up the Skip forever?! I can't stand it anymore!!

    Give me a spoon! I'm gettin' JIFFY with it!

    I'm gonna loose my JIFFIN' mind if I don't get out of here! :mad:

    **Letting the anger flow she gives over to the Jif Side...letting it engulf her...she feels the power! Maybe she was wrong all along!!! Maybe just maybe the Jif really is the way!!**

    *With a mighty blast of the Jif she rips down the door and emerges as...*
  11. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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    SEE!! I WAS SO JIFFED UP I FORGOT WHO I WAS!! JIF IT ALL TO JIF!!

    [face_laugh]

    I'll be right back..
  12. Lady_Jiffer Jedi Knight

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    *Emerging from the cell reborn in the Jif, we see the dangerously limber form of Lady Jifferas she walks out into the hall dripping with her new-found power.*

    I must seek out an audience with LORD WAR TOY & Emperor Ovaltine

    [face_devil] [face_devil] [face_devil]

    And then it's armor time!! [face_devil]
  13. TD0690 Jedi Master

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    LOL [face_laugh]

    You forgot who you were!!! [face_laugh]

    That's what peanutbutter got you, pain, suffering and multiple personality accounts!! :p
  14. TD0690 Jedi Master

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    Oh great, now my jokes are starting to sound as lame as those of the characters in this thread! [face_blush] ;) :p
  15. Lady_Jiffer Jedi Knight

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    LOL!! [face_laugh] I think I like this TD0690 guy!!
  16. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    Meanwhile (you know were I am)...

    Oh no! :eek:

    I sense a terrible disturbance in the skip!

    Skippy has now completely crossed over to the Lint Side to become a Dark Lady of the Jif!!!

    We must get to her and make her realize the creamy goodness of the Skippy Side!!!
  17. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    **sends a message to Captain Socko**

    Han, what's your current ETA?
  18. Captain_Socko Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
    Right now I'm getting ready to land the Skippyum Falcon right outside of your girlfriends hut. :)

    Lucky for you that I somehow managed to get away from Socko Fett after my last post.
    :D

  19. Captain_Socko Jedi Padawan

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    **lands the Skippyum Falcon and walks down the ramp towards the hut**
  20. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    **walking out of the hut with Skiip Py towards Han**

    It's about time you got here. :p

    I'm surprised that chunk of junk that you got there held up against the Cotton I. ;)
  21. Captain_Socko Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 23, 2002
    Hey pal, you better watch what you say or this "chunk of junk" isn't gonna take you guys anywhere. ;)
  22. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    Ok ok.

    Han, this is my new skippywan Skiip Py.
  23. Captain_Socko Jedi Padawan

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    Nice to meet you.

    **whispers to Windu**

    Man, she's gorgeous. ;)
  24. Master_Skip_Windu Jedi Knight

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    I'm sure she thinks it's good to meet you as well.

    Don't get any ideas! ;)
  25. Captain_Socko Jedi Padawan

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    Kind of the quiet type isn't she?
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