Discussion in 'Phoenix, AZ' started by Darth_Skippyous, Jul 8, 2002.
I must find LORD WAR TOY soon, I must learn the ways of the JIF!
I don't think you'll find him until later tonight. After all it's a big ship and I really need to go.
I will find some empty chambers and meditate in the Jif then and await my LORD...
*Searches the ship and comes upon a small cubicle with a bunk. She closes the door and sits on the bunk...opening herself to the Jif...*
**after sensing a disturbance in the Jif... almost 8 hours ago, makes his way to Gallia's cell**
**sees that the cell door was blasted off of it's hinges from the inside**
Where is the ambassador?
I mean the prisoner?
Awakening out of her meditation, she calls to LORD WAR TOY through the Jif..
My lord, I'm sorry, I don't know how this happened.
**clenches throat gasping for air**
Apology accepted Captain Jiffa.
**walks away from Imperial Butter Officer 3's now dead body to find the one who is calling to him through the Jif**
I am here...
**catches up with Lord War Toy**
My lord, may I be of any assistance to you?
Didn't I just kill you?
No my lord, I am his replacement. Same name, new refreshing taste.
Well get out of here, I'm sick of butter officers.
I'll find her myself.
At once my lord.
**heads off back to the command deck**
You are where?
Here's kind of vague.
Around the next corner, through the double blast-doors to the cubicle with the number 0690 on it...
Of course, why didn't I see that?
I'm almost there.
Stands up from the bunk to await her LORD..
**continues until he finds cubicle 0690**
Where are you? They're all marked 0690, it's a popular number in this thread.
The one directly in front of you...
Now I see you.
Why couldn't you have posted that when I wasn't typing?
Sorry my LORD..
I sense that you are now strong in the Jif as well as the Lint.
You should be!
You have broken my will...
I have no Skip left in me..
Only Jif and Lint..
Good. The Emperor will be pleased.