Discussion in 'Phoenix, AZ' started by Darth_Skippyous, Jul 8, 2002.
Where is my Master?
He is on the Death Jar II.
We must send him a message.
Come with me if you want to live...
Yes, my LORD..
**walks back to the command deck with Lady Jiffer at his side**
**While walking with LORD WAR TOY she feels the Jif flow between them...such power!!**
**while walking with Lady Jiffer, he senses that she wishes to pursue something**
Forget about it. I am more nylon than cotton now, twisted and evil.
More evil than you can ever be.
I wish only to pursue the extent of my powers.
My heart is empty for you or any man..
Unless he wears white armor...
Your heart may be empty but there is more to a woman's anatomy than just her heart.
Even for that, you can never have me armor freak.
Ah, here we are, the command deck.
**the two of them enter the command deck**
My lord, I see that you have found the prisoner.
I have lost any desire for your armor...yours is black not white..
No Commander, I have found a new ally.
It doesn't matter if it's black or white. **grabs crotch and yells** OW!
Whatever, my LORD..
Commander I must send a message to the Emperor.
At once my lord.
**opens communications frequencies to the Death Jar II**
Lord War Toy wishes to speak to the Emperor.
Sorry, "OW" HEE HEE!!
**answers transmission from the Jifxecutor**
I'll patch you through.
Lady Jiffer contain yourself, the Emperor will be answering me soon.
Yes? What is it old chum?
HOLY URGENT NEWS BATMAN!
Skippy Gallia has been transformed by the Jif into Lady Jiffer and is loyal to you now.
Yes I see. She's a fiesty one, but she will soon learn some RESPECT! And she will know what it means to me.
Of course Master.
AAAA HAAAA HAAAA!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me!!
Oh yeah, sorry my Master...
*bowing to one knee*
Now Lord War Toy, I feel it is safe to leave Lady Jiffer on the Jifxecutor for now.
You must return to me at once!!