Discussion in 'Phoenix, AZ' started by Darth_Skippyous, Jul 8, 2002.
At once Master.
You mean this thread hasn't died yet??!?
**END OF TRANSMISSION**
What is thy bidding for while I am here my Master?
This thread will live on long after we are gone..
This thread will never die!!!!
Yes my lord, this thread will never die.
**looking somewhat annoyed behind his mask**
Make sure that Lady Jiffer is comfortable. Do not supply her with any... supplies to make a jif-saber.
Lady Jiffer, this is the time for you to decide where your loyalties lie. I must return to the Emperor.
Yes, My LORD..
Thank you my LORD..
**walks out of the command deck to docking bay 0690**
**sighs after reading the number**
That number is too damn annoying.
ImperialButterOffcr3 will you escort me to my quaters? And send a wake up call for 0690 hours...oh yeah, that time doesn't exist...
**climbs into highly-modified Rye Fighter**
Atleast I know that I have other speeds on this baby now.
**flies out of the docking bay to the Death Jar II**
I'm afraid I can't my Lady. However I will send the replacement for Imperial Butter Officer 4 with you.
Have a good night my lady. We will be heading back to the Death Jar II so you can meet the Emperor.
That number does exist in this thread my lady.
It's a very popular number for some reason.
Thank you Officer. I wish to retire.
Yes, but the 0600 hour only goes to 0659...oh never mind..you're right, it is popular!!
Yes my Lady...
This way my Lady..
My you're stunning my Lady!
*She glares at him...and mutters something about no armor..*
Shutting up my Lady..
*Entering the room provided for her, she is delighted at last to have a real bed to sleep on, a clean refresher, and food to eat. See, there are benefits to the Jif. This is absolutely fabulous!!*
After eating her fill, she meditates for awhile in the Jif and then drifts off to sleep on her bed....ahhhh.
*After DEEP meditation, our Master Sag Sock realises he was actually asleep*
What the F...! Seven more pages, and I hadn't finished the 5 others added the other day! Oh man!
* decides he must take this time to practice the Skippy Arts*
*Light emitted from the flailing saber is emitted everywhere*
*In a stunning display of twists and turns, Flips and rolls, Master Sag Sock reminds himself just how damm goods he is!*
*Off to the side, unseen by our hero, a small travel size jar of Jif rolls in. Upon finishing a triple flip with a combined perrey, and half sow-cow, Our elegded master lands on the Jar of Jif and slices himself in two*
*As a transparent blue image of appears, Master Sag Sock looks at the number of pages missed, shrugs his shoulders, drifts off into the distance, and takes a vacation to the Bahamas!
Ya know Sag_Sock, that's too bad you had to go do that.
I sensed that Master Windu was going to call for your help in turning Gallia/Lady Jiffer back to the Skippy Side in the near future.
It looks like the thread nazi strikes again!
Waking from her deep sleep she practices the Jiffy Arts..
(Here we go again! )
Vader: Jiffy-Wan never told you what happened to your Jiffer!
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you Jiffed him!!
Vader: No, I am your Jiffer!
Luke: No!! That's not true!! That's impossible!!
Vader: Search your jar...you know it to be true!!!
That's too bad about Master Sag Sock.
I was going to call on him for help soon too. Oh well.
**on course for the Death Jar II where Lady Jiffer should be soon**
This thread lives!!!!!
If it wasn't for the thread nazi, there would be no thread!!!!!
Long live me! Long live me!! Long live me!!!
***Packing her things and heading out the door toward the docking bay, Lady Jiffer stops, goes back in her quarters and set the answering-machine holo***
*Greetings, you've reached Lady Jiffer aboard the Death Jar II. I will be unavailable for rescuing or training between the dates of 8-4-02 to 8-12-02. If you leave your name, number, and peanut butter affiliation at the beep I will either get back to you or destroy you......BEEP!*
***Boarding her ship, the magically appearing Jifderaan, she wonders how in the heck her family convinced her to go to the family reunion..... Oh yeah, they'd kill me if I didn't go!!***
Do you now see the error of your ways!
Procrastination and withholding plot lines brings everyone down!
Shame! Shame on all of you!
I am SkipidusMaximus, sent here to make sure that all is according to plan. Let he who choses to stand in my way fell the power of the Roasted Skip.
Another unauthorized new character!?!?!
I'm afraid Mr. Maximus that all requests for new characters must be submitted in writing by PM to The Thread Nazi (TD0690) before you can be accepted into the thread.
All requests must contain character name, affiliation within the thread and a brief background description w/ character description.
Therefore to not have your character immediately destroyed your request must be submitted within 2 days and you must wait for approval.
This new procedure is known as the Nutterbutter Act passed by the Skippy Council and approved by Master Windu on August 1st, 2002.
The Thread Nazi
I have sent you what you have asked for. And I am ready to resume my duties.