The Slaps of the Star Wars Movies!

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  1. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    The Slaps of the Star Wars Movies!
    Or
    Star Wars Lines That Made You Want To Slap The Person Who Said Them!

    Anakin
    ?I?m a person and my names Anakin.? ?SLAP!
    ?Qui-Gon told me to stay in this cockpit and that?s what I?m going to do? ?SLAP!
    ?It?s all Obi-Wan?s fault? ?SLAP!
    ?I ready for the trials!? ?SLAP!

    Luke
    ?But I was going to go to the Tosshi Station to pick up some power converters!??SLAP!
    ?Hey, what happened?bring her back!? ?SLAP!
    ?10,000 credits! Come on, Ben, let?s get out of here.? ?SLAP!
    ?How can I see anything with the blast shield down?? ?SLAP!
    ?Are you sure this bucket of bolts will hold up?? ?SLAP!
    ?I don?t see why we can?t go find Yoda now.? ?SLAP!
    ?I ready! Ben, tell him I?m ready? ?SLAP!
    ?I can?t fight my own father.? ?SLAP!
    ?No?your not my father!? ?SLAP!
    (not actually said but we all were thinking it) ?Oh! I?m luke, I?m on Hoth..duh?I?m out past the perimiter and I souldn?t be riding around on this Bantha when it?s this cold out, but I?m doing it anyways!??SLAP!

    George Lucas
    ?Ok, let?s create this character, he?s all digital, right. Ok, and, and, and he?s really silly. I?ll call him Jar Jar?and?? SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! PUNCH! SLAP! KICK!

    JAR JAR
    ?Messa Jar Jar Binks..mesa..??BANG! BANG! BANG!

    did I miss any?
  2. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

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    Anakin: "I don't like the sand, it's coarse and rough, not like you... You're smooth." SLAP!
  3. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    I don't like the sand, it's course and rough, AND UNLIKE THIS PICK UP LINE... You're smooth." SLAP!
  4. Darth-Zod Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] This is hilarious.

    Jar Jar "Mesa.." -SLAP
  5. Padawan92 Jedi Master

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    I really don't get it?
  6. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    Padawan, these are the lines that seem whiney. The lines that you just want to slap people for saying.
  7. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

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    Ric Olie to Anakin in TPM: "Wow! You catch on pretty quick!"

    Anakin in AOTC: "I always was a slow learner..." SLAP!

    Plot inconsistency or cheesy dialogue? Who cares, it's slapworthy.
  8. Darth-Zod Jedi Master

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    Yah, that slow learner line seems out of place.
  9. Padawan92 Jedi Master

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    What I met was WHY DO THIS!

    Your as bad as the bashers.
  10. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    WHY DO THIS?
    Because it's fun and makes me laugh...kind of like me killing jar jar and burning his toy in a fit of defiance...oh...wait,....I wasn't supposed to say that.
  11. Darth-Zod Jedi Master

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    "Your as bad as the bashers." -Padawan92

    O come on now. Isn't that a bit harsh? It isn't bashing, just a fun way to note the lines in the movies we don't like. Everyone has a few no matter how big a fan you are.
  12. Padawan92 Jedi Master

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    Don't say EVERYONE because I don't. I just want to know why everyone has to be a CRITIC!
  13. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    WERE NOT BEING VERY CRITICAL! GEESH!
  14. Padawan92 Jedi Master

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    Then what do you call being picky about someone else's work?!
  15. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    U WANT PICKY! I CAN GIVE U PICKY!!! :mad:
  16. Jedi_BMack Jedi Master

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    "When criticize we do not, our individuality we lose"
    -yoda

    OK, not really, but I felt it was pertinent...

    I was also really surprised how easy yoda-grammar came to me... Maybe i'm obsessed? Nah.... leads to the dark side obsession does...

    -b-
  17. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

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    "Looks like Padawan has lost the respect of some of the Fanforce, how embarassing... how embarassing..."
    ~Yoda, edited
  18. DonC Jedi Master

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    Ok, ok neutral corners. Emily, they're just having some fun, nothing wrong with that. Everybody but Emily, there's nothing wrong with her liking all the lines in the movies or wondering why you're doing this.
  19. Padawan92 Jedi Master

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    I'm not trying to be mean. I just want to know why people have to find the bad parts in Star Wars. We get that enough form ohters! I don't need it here.
  20. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    "Comment on this, I will not...Read DonC and Random's posts, you will"
    Me as yoda.
  21. Krash RSA Emeritus

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    Thanks Don for moderating this, let's keep things as friendly as possible around here.

    Emily, most of this has been just good-natured teasing (AND LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY) about lines that people thought don't make sense. I know you're a bit protective when it comes to SW, you got it from me. ;) Have some fun with this...just keep it friendly!(EVERYONE)

    And it's not "bashing" just because you didn't like something (without a decent arguement) but when you start making comments about something and anyone who disagrees with you, then you're out of line.

    So, no hard feelings towards anyone. Play nice, and let's come out "slapping" at the sound of the bell....

    ...."ding"
  22. Krash RSA Emeritus

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    "I love democracy" and the entire speech that followed - Supreme Chancellor Palpatine

    SLAP, and a BIG SLAP from the people of Alderaan!
  23. JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Master

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    "Hello, I am C3PO, human cyborg relations"...SLAP...it's just the way he says that line that anoys me...
  24. TheRandomMenace Jedi Master

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    "I see we cannot settle this by our mastery of the Force. We must settle this with a lightsaber duel." ~Count Dooku. SLAP!

    I dunno if it's exact or not, but it was along these lines. What cheesy dialogue to get Yoda to fight Dooku.
  25. TheEvilOne Jedi Padawan

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    I'd give a big slap to any Ewok that opened his/her mouth.
    Yub-Yub: Slap,Slap...Punt
    All the while drinking from my Jar-Jar mug(Which I like to imagine as Jar-Jar's severed head.)

    As a matter of fact I don't like Ewoks, but I do like Jar-Jar. Weird.
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