The Slaps of the Star Wars Movies! Or Star Wars Lines That Made You Want To Slap The Person Who Said Them! Anakin ?I?m a person and my names Anakin.? ?SLAP! ?Qui-Gon told me to stay in this cockpit and that?s what I?m going to do? ?SLAP! ?It?s all Obi-Wan?s fault? ?SLAP! ?I ready for the trials!? ?SLAP! Luke ?But I was going to go to the Tosshi Station to pick up some power converters!??SLAP! ?Hey, what happened?bring her back!? ?SLAP! ?10,000 credits! Come on, Ben, let?s get out of here.? ?SLAP! ?How can I see anything with the blast shield down?? ?SLAP! ?Are you sure this bucket of bolts will hold up?? ?SLAP! ?I don?t see why we can?t go find Yoda now.? ?SLAP! ?I ready! Ben, tell him I?m ready? ?SLAP! ?I can?t fight my own father.? ?SLAP! ?No?your not my father!? ?SLAP! (not actually said but we all were thinking it) ?Oh! I?m luke, I?m on Hoth..duh?I?m out past the perimiter and I souldn?t be riding around on this Bantha when it?s this cold out, but I?m doing it anyways!??SLAP! George Lucas ?Ok, let?s create this character, he?s all digital, right. Ok, and, and, and he?s really silly. I?ll call him Jar Jar?and?? SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! PUNCH! SLAP! KICK! JAR JAR ?Messa Jar Jar Binks..mesa..??BANG! BANG! BANG! did I miss any?