Abq The Sloganizer

The Sloganizer

Man, I'm having way too much fun with this thing.

«Always the real thing, always LetoQuorme.»

«Naughty little LetoQuorme.»

«LetoQuorme, you'll love it!»

Post yours!

 

«Share moments, share Jango_junkie.»

«Be alive with Jango_junkie.»

«Jango_junkie, your specialist.»

«Easy Jango_junkie.»

«Jango_junkie makes your day.»

«There's only one true Jango_junkie!»

 

Here's mine,

<<Hairlesswookie. Making people sucessful in a changing world.>>

<<Hairlesswookie - a safe place in an unsafe world>>

and my favorite,

<<Swing your hairlesswookie>>

 

«I wish i had a cyndi.»

«cyndi - You see this name, you think dirty.» (except with armor, gecko!)

come on boys....
«Feel the magic of cyndi.»

 

Alright, I decided to take this into the gutter. I typed in the word "Sex", and here's what I got:

«Sex. See more. Do more.»

«Sex is my passion.»

«With a name like Sex, it has to be good.»

«Sex - get ready.»

«Sex kicks ass.»

 

Here's some from the good ole days...

(To the tune of the Meow Mix song) Propgeek, propgeek. Propgeek, propgeek. Propgeek, propgeek, propgeek, propgeek. Propgeek, propgeek, propgeek, propgeek. Meow, meow, propgeek!

I can't believe I ate the whole propgeek!

Propgeek tastes good like a cigarette should. (Never understood that one. Ash trays taste good?! Whadupwidat?!)

 

I typed in some words, and here are the funniest slogans I came up with:

"Feel good with bad friendships"
"Who wouldn't fight for jealousy"?
"Be young, have fun, taste disorder"
"Start the day with hate"
"Crazy - One name, one legend"
"Spite is the only way to be happy"

 

<<everybody loves Qui-Gon-Matt>>
<<Qui-Gon-Matt. Your personnal entertainer>>

 

Okay don't know what the sloganizer thinks I am but here were my first three results:

«Shaak_Vi's like heaven.»
«Free Shaak_Vi.»
«Shaak_Vi - Your personal entertainer.»

And just cuz:
«Mos Alba, in touch with tomorrow.»
«Mos Alba on the outside, tasty on the inside.»
«I fall for Mos Alba.»

 

«There's a bit of starkiller454 in all of us.»
«Where's your starkiller454?»
«starkiller454 for a better future.»

 

lor is your safe place in an unsafe world!

I believe in lor.

Don't get in the way of lor.

-lor

 

Here are mine:
I'd walk a mile for obi dave Kenobi
obi dave for everyone.
Enjoy obi dave .
There's lots of fun in obi dave .
obi dave , the freshmaker.

And my personal favorite:

Let your obi dave flow

 

<<Nonstop Peter.>>

<<I want Peter and I want it now.>>

<<World's finest Peter.>>

and my two personal favorites...

<<Peter on the outside, tasty on the inside.>>

<<Peter, pure lust.>>

 

«You don't want Billy Zane as your enemy!»

 

Peter, yours are the best!!
<<buy Peter now!>>
<<Food or peter? I'll have peter.>>
<<A Peter in the hand is better than two in the bush.>>

Those are awesome!!

 

roflmmfao

 

Dude Peter is the best!

"Peter for the sake of Peter"
"one can live on Peter alone"
"Peter here, Peter there, Peter everywhere"
"ask not what Peter can do for you,But what you can do for Peter"
"One small step for man,One giant step for Peterkind"

 

peter, u r too funny

 

*dies*

My member is mine
Member is your friend!
Pure member, pure power!
Now you're playing with member!

 

You are all children

 

I literally have tears coming down my face I was laughing so hard.