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Discussion in 'Non-Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by PRENNTACULAR, Jan 4, 2007.
NO THE JANITOR JUST CLEANED THAT CEILING!
Tell me if everything exists does that mean... *R2-D2 rolls by talking to Data* ok i guess everything does exist...
Why make millions when I can make... thousands?
Edit: Oh yeah. *puffs on cigar*
I saw we have a droid fight!
T3-M4 vs R2-D2
Place your bets in now!
(my money;s on Artoo)
I say T3-M4 he has more combat data even if it is 4000 years old
*puts down 50 creds and a bottle cap*
artoo, he's a newer model.
If you're gonna have a droid fight, at least make it interesting:
R2-D2 vs. The entire CIS Droid Army.
If it gets too rough for the CIS, they can tag in a legion of Phase III Darktroopers. If R2 somehow needs assistance, he can tag in HK-47.
1-3 for R2&HK
1-74563564535734624557263512637235778.0000001138 for the CIS & DTs
Poor CIS...doesn't stand a chance. Besides which, Artoo would just hack the computer terminal and shut them down.
-cheerfully- GO R2-D2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -waves pom pons in the air-
Change of plans:
R-2 and HK(w/T3 as manager)vs Entire CIS Droid Army with Dark Trooper Legion
The combatants are in the ring.
DING DING DING!
Jim Ross: Here we go folks, in a highly anticipated matchup.
Jerry "the King" Lawler: I'm telling ya, J.R I'm electrified!
Jim Ross: My God! Artoo just set a droid aflame!
King: That's gonna shift momentum majorly J.R!
I can't believe how fast this thread is moving. Is it because it's new or what?
100 Credits on the the Artoo.
King: Look, J.R! T3 just sneaked a lightsaber into the ring! I'd be surprised if Artoo didn't take advantage!
J.R: What a slobberknocker! HK just cut off a Droids head! (the head lands in the crowd)
King: Wait...what's Artoo doing? (Artoo rolls into the ropes, rebounds using his jetpack, causing a headbutt that destroys a droideka.)
Um, excuse me, ma'am, I beleive it's because of the managment. Our sheer awesomeness draws all of the RPF inhabitants.
*starts to try the sell the droid head*
Droid Head! Droid Head! 200 credits for an AUTHENTIC Droid Head!
(a super battle droid sudenly hits Artoo with a Gaffi Stick knocking him out)
King: Man, Artoo aint getting up from that any time soon! Wait..T3 snaking something into the ring!
J.R: Oh no! It's a plasma rifle from Halo! (HK shoots a trooper with it, knocking him into the crowd)
(is somehow able to hoist the trooper)
Dark Trooper! Dark Trooper! 900 credits!
*summons a sea of Jawas into the ring to incapacitate all droids and those with robotic parts with restraining bolts, ion grenades, and ion blasters*
Fights over. Ooteedee wins...
......I lost a hundred credits.
*kicks Zedd out of the thread*
AND YOU OWE ME 6,000 CREDITS!
Now, now...let's be sure to remain civil, gents.
(AD) Join us next time, on Star Wars Super Fights!
Nextweek's matchup: Luke(NJO) vs Anakin Skywalker(his full potential) A Family Affair!
Everyone returns to the bar.
(sips on a cup of Pepsi Blue mixed with MD: Code Red, inserted with extra sugar)
*prepares to protect bar against a sugar high subzero*
I owe you Jack Squat n00b.
*hands over a gagged-and-bound tinker gnome*
Go on! Take him! He's worth his weight in credits. Your damn 6,000. He's tiny, but his brain is huge!
*shoots Zedd 16 times in the head*
Now to get rid of the body.
*Digs a hole to the center of the earth and throws Zedd's body in*
Thats the end of that.
Mr. Bouncer, I'm afraid that the patrons may not take too kindly to being shot and shoved down into the center of the universe.
Consider this a warning.
*Rests hand on the Sword of 1000 Truths*
-watches everything wide-eyed and without blinking- Oh.................
(finally finishes his drink...but he has changed. His eyes are now cartoonish and big...a sign of really high sugar count)
I'MHIGHONSUGARANDI"MCRAZY! (howls a quick "WOOHOO!, and zips around the bar. So fast that trails of light can be seen. It's like Pidgeot from Pokemon. He then runs over a car...resulting in a explosion, and dies*