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NSWRPF Archive The Social Thread at the end of the Galaxy!

Discussion in 'Non-Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by PRENNTACULAR, Jan 4, 2007.

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  1. GraySaberFreque Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 23, 2006
    star 4
    NO THE JANITOR JUST CLEANED THAT CEILING!
  2. Kahn_Iceay Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 5, 2006
    star 5
    Tell me if everything exists does that mean... *R2-D2 rolls by talking to Data* ok i guess everything does exist...
  3. Reynar_Tedros Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 3, 2006
    star 6
    Why make millions when I can make... thousands?

    :cool:

    Edit: Oh yeah. *puffs on cigar*
  4. DarthSubZero Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 10, 2006
    star 4
    I saw we have a droid fight!

    T3-M4 vs R2-D2

    Place your bets in now!

    (my money;s on Artoo)
  5. Kahn_Iceay Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 5, 2006
    star 5
    I say T3-M4 he has more combat data even if it is 4000 years old

    *puts down 50 creds and a bottle cap*
  6. GraySaberFreque Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 23, 2006
    star 4
    artoo, he's a newer model.
  7. SephyCloneNo15 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 9, 2005
    star 5
    If you're gonna have a droid fight, at least make it interesting:

    R2-D2 vs. The entire CIS Droid Army.

    If it gets too rough for the CIS, they can tag in a legion of Phase III Darktroopers. If R2 somehow needs assistance, he can tag in HK-47.

    Odds:
    1-3 for R2&HK
    1-74563564535734624557263512637235778.0000001138 for the CIS & DTs
  8. Darth_Meerkat Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 4, 2006
    star 3
    Poor CIS...doesn't stand a chance. Besides which, Artoo would just hack the computer terminal and shut them down.
  9. MoonlightsAngel Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 13, 2006
    star 3
    -cheerfully- GO R2-D2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -waves pom pons in the air-
  10. DarthSubZero Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 10, 2006
    star 4
    Change of plans:

    R-2 and HK(w/T3 as manager)vs Entire CIS Droid Army with Dark Trooper Legion
    --------------------
    The combatants are in the ring.

    DING DING DING!

    Jim Ross: Here we go folks, in a highly anticipated matchup.

    Jerry "the King" Lawler: I'm telling ya, J.R I'm electrified!

    Jim Ross: My God! Artoo just set a droid aflame!

    King: That's gonna shift momentum majorly J.R!
  11. NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2001
    star 6
    I can't believe how fast this thread is moving. Is it because it's new or what? :p
  12. DarthSubZero Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 10, 2006
    star 4
    100 Credits on the the Artoo.
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    King: Look, J.R! T3 just sneaked a lightsaber into the ring! I'd be surprised if Artoo didn't take advantage!

    J.R: What a slobberknocker! HK just cut off a Droids head! (the head lands in the crowd)

    King: Wait...what's Artoo doing? (Artoo rolls into the ropes, rebounds using his jetpack, causing a headbutt that destroys a droideka.)
  13. PRENNTACULAR VIP

    Member Since:
    Dec 21, 2005
    star 6
    Um, excuse me, ma'am, I beleive it's because of the managment. Our sheer awesomeness draws all of the RPF inhabitants.

    Or something.
  14. DarthSubZero Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 10, 2006
    star 4
    *starts to try the sell the droid head*

    Droid Head! Droid Head! 200 credits for an AUTHENTIC Droid Head!
    --------------------
    (a super battle droid sudenly hits Artoo with a Gaffi Stick knocking him out)

    King: Man, Artoo aint getting up from that any time soon! Wait..T3 snaking something into the ring!

    J.R: Oh no! It's a plasma rifle from Halo! (HK shoots a trooper with it, knocking him into the crowd)
    --------------------
    (is somehow able to hoist the trooper)

    Dark Trooper! Dark Trooper! 900 credits!
  15. Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2003
    star 5
    *summons a sea of Jawas into the ring to incapacitate all droids and those with robotic parts with restraining bolts, ion grenades, and ion blasters*

    Fights over. Ooteedee wins...
  16. DarthSubZero Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 10, 2006
    star 4
    ......I lost a hundred credits.:_|
  17. GraySaberFreque Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 23, 2006
    star 4
    Cheater.
    *kicks Zedd out of the thread*

    AND YOU OWE ME 6,000 CREDITS!
  18. PRENNTACULAR VIP

    Member Since:
    Dec 21, 2005
    star 6
    Now, now...let's be sure to remain civil, gents. ;)
  19. DarthSubZero Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 10, 2006
    star 4
    (AD) Join us next time, on Star Wars Super Fights!

    Nextweek's matchup: Luke(NJO) vs Anakin Skywalker(his full potential) A Family Affair!
    --------------------------------
    Everyone returns to the bar.

    (sips on a cup of Pepsi Blue mixed with MD: Code Red, inserted with extra sugar)
  20. GraySaberFreque Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 23, 2006
    star 4
    *prepares to protect bar against a sugar high subzero*
  21. Zedd-Vega Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2003
    star 5
    I owe you Jack Squat n00b.

    *hands over a gagged-and-bound tinker gnome*

    Go on! Take him! He's worth his weight in credits. Your damn 6,000. He's tiny, but his brain is huge!
  22. GraySaberFreque Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 23, 2006
    star 4
    *shoots Zedd 16 times in the head*

    Now to get rid of the body.

    *Digs a hole to the center of the earth and throws Zedd's body in*

    Thats the end of that.
  23. PRENNTACULAR VIP

    Member Since:
    Dec 21, 2005
    star 6
    Mr. Bouncer, I'm afraid that the patrons may not take too kindly to being shot and shoved down into the center of the universe.

    Consider this a warning.


    *Rests hand on the Sword of 1000 Truths*
  24. MoonlightsAngel Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 13, 2006
    star 3
    -watches everything wide-eyed and without blinking- Oh.................
  25. DarthSubZero Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 10, 2006
    star 4
    (finally finishes his drink...but he has changed. His eyes are now cartoonish and big...a sign of really high sugar count)

    I'MHIGHONSUGARANDI"MCRAZY! (howls a quick "WOOHOO!, and zips around the bar. So fast that trails of light can be seen. It's like Pidgeot from Pokemon. He then runs over a car...resulting in a explosion, and dies*
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