The Soon2Be Ex-Woodford Apprentoids Social Thread

ah i see that the forum has not been used by the dog recently, does any1 know why and before still life comes up with a smart answer i know he is in norway. so whats the weekend going to be like for every1? i have just seen american pie 3, ha i have finally seen a film before padster ( aka the silent laugher) so macdaddy hows woodford? i hear that these rummers are not true about you staying on for the extra year, are we dying to become a uni bum?

 

Must say I love the name, but who are you?!!

I'll talk to you anyway, yeah the Dog has disappeared - I did see his mum the other day in Hazel Grove, but I stuck my head down!!! Only messing, she was on the other side of the road so didn't get a chance to speak to her.

Really want to see American Pie 3 the reviews of it sound mint.

I'll keep stum about whether I'm staying on for another year - its still a possibility though, I can hear the beer calling for the next 4 years

You'll read it here first!!

Oh yeah, and Woodfords gay!

May theforce.net be with you all and have a goodun

 

yubbb skiba laaadia skib ba big fat cow, skiddliba hermes limbo king errrrabskiba habbaina futurama.
yes its me know who i am now u greasy mop hair so on and so forth?
ah so who r u playing cricket with now then?

 

Johnny Boy, I thought it was you because of the pimp name What a guy!!

Glad you could join us!

Sadly HLK, cricket doesn't happen so often now Tried educating the 3rd years on it but their *****, the best I got out of them was a 2 minute game of catch - and they dropped most of them! Need some new motivational tactics, mes thinks

Latest Woodford News: A particular 3rd (whose name I shall not reveal) has been caught scanning internet porn in works time - good on him I say!

Hows the new computer fairing up, good to see your putting it to good use

 

ah i c the woodford perves r still there.
for cricket i suggest some sort of make shift cattle prod for motorvation.
was it still life with the porn? i know he's going to read this n get slightly annoyed, ha ha.
glad u like the name, do u watch futurama? i wanted millenium vulcan but had no luck with it so paddy got me this name, it was either this or o b wonky nobie

 

I do watch Futurama, but I wasn't aware it was from that. Like the other alternatives. Also the picture makes me laugh

No still-life wasn't the one with the porn, it was someone else. Still-life is actually on holiday this week, so I've absolutely no buddies this week

As for the cattle prod, I'm not sure anyone would want to play cricket after a frying! Also I'm not sure Billy could handle catching us for the 5 millionth time, you know what his blood pressures like.

What you guys, ahem... grafting on now? (I know graftings the wrong word, but hey I know what your all like!!)

 

Nice Howard the Duck picture JB, damn you and your movie viewing skills, although I'm not really sure I wanna see it the second one was poo in comparison to the first.

 

Agreed pad, though it still was funny.

Thought I recognised the picture - Howard the Duck Sounds so gay!!

 

its not gay, its fun and festive. and american pie 3 is better than the first 1 and i agree that the second 1 was poo. ah i c padster is jealous that i have seen a film before him, no doubt he is doing a silent evil laugh that only dogs and certain species of bat can hear.
so macpaddy i hear that warton awaits u on monday is this true or another rummor of spuds?

 

Ahh paddy's laugh, how I have missed it! Maybe Pad you could record it and put it on as a link so I can listen, for all-times sake!!

The Warton rumour... yeah not this Monday, if, when I'm not saying. Maybe in future I should be extremely careful about what I say to Wardle - i could kill him.. wait don't tell him that or he'll probibly take that for face-value too!

Just for everyones information, it is exactly 1 month till the canal boat holiday - the countdown begins, Flows get pruning them eye-brows!!

Also bets on Wardle's the first person in the canal!!

 

am not sure, tensions have been high at samlesbury n other people could end up in the canal. not saying who is involved or anything but am sure u know what i mean. i hear rodders is enjoying the salmesbury house, i hear that every1 is going out of their way to annoy him. eg monkey noises outside his door at half 1 ish, or so rummour says.
so has it been a good weekend then?

 

Of course, always is, in fact I extented it through to Monday because I couldn't face Woodford!!

So go on then, dish the Salmesbury gossip, I need inside information if I'm going to bet on who's first in the canal!

And everyones annoying Rodders - makes a change!! (Only messing Rods)

 

well it would be unfair to those concerned to what has happened but i think things r going to come to a head pretty soon, violence may or may not b involved seen as though a member of our group who u wouldn't like to upset was upset n tried to bury battys head in the desk but just stopped him self n ended up shaking him slightly but it was a close call. also others have been deeply offended, i have got off fairly light at t mo but its not on really. think wilf all mighty mite b called by some1 by any number of people. there's other things a foot but this is not the time or place to discuss them as u can probably appritiate.
any gosssip from woodford? oh n what r the odds for first in the canal?

 

so hows every1? am really quite board. sooooooo what else is there. ah does any1 know the extention for bill n that as the etc has moved? any1 know y the 4th years have been cast to the far corners of bae with near complete cut off from woodford? have we been abandoned? have we missed 1 too many cross references and been shunned? ah who cares the expences make up 4it and any 3rd years keep your theiving hands off my bonus taking over half is really taking t mick.

 

Agreed HLK, the bonus deal takes the piss a little, as far as I'm concerned its still £400 gained but we are obviously only worth 4/10 the value of any worker here, therefore in my mathematical wisdom I conclude that they only get 4/10 of the work

I'm struggling to believe all the tension that seems to have arisen...


who am I kidding, we worked together for 4 years!

Top news story: The Braining Centre closed it doors for the final time yesterday , but as you can see I found a new hole to keep myself occupied in! Can't help you with a number for Bill because, as I'm sure you can imagine, hes his usual friendly self and very approachable.

Haven't heard from some of the lads for a bit (Flows, Will etc), hows it hanging?

The latest odds:

Wardle thrown in the canal by everyone - Stopped taking odds

Flows to endure extreme embarrassment - also stopped taking odds!

Only messing lads May theforce.net be with you all

 

i am at home 2day as me car isn't well, the thermostat went on me on the way to work this morning and as i went to pick a new 1 up the radiator hose burst on me, so i am in the best of moods as u can imagin
tensions have been high and as am not there i can not report myfindings to the rest of the year.

so whats happening at wood today?

 

Sod all, grafting as always!!!

The car goosed, eh HLK, why does that not surprise me?!

This whole "tensions are running high" thing is getting me curious ?

BTW, have you heard anything about doing HND next year? Asked Rodders and he told me Wardle said you can do it and Wilf's looking into it. Any news?

 

i haven't heard from any1 from woodford in weeks, any news on pete? pete has an excuse but whats happened to every1 else?
we could be in the poo as pete is the only assessor at woodford n we can't b assessed by any1 else. wouldn't mind if wilf or bill would get there arse in gear n come n c us, theres's alot of questions wanted to b asked. am tempted to leave the electrical side n take me chances at woodford, its sooo dull. most of us r stuck together n haven't been working with any1 on the shop floor which is the part which is fun. the bloke who's looking after us is a jerk.
apart from that theres high spirits and laughs aplenty at samlesbury

 

If Wilf's looking into the HND he better get his thumb out of his ****, ****ing soon we've only got a couple of weeks left before we have to start the new course.

John's right about the work at Samlesbury although I'm not sure about the guys we would be working wit, there seems to be something against people under 30.

Met a really nice inspector today (not), condescending tit. "Well at least you've learned something from getting it wrong"{/i] pompous mulleted gimp.

 

i agree he is abit of a big nosed pompus, self richious git (excuse t spellin).
hopefully the will of the foce can stand up to his up tight ways and maybe get him on an angry management course "your having a laught at me, get it right or your a*** is having it", not the word of a sane man when the subject is about a 3" piece of tape.
so pad r u off to c many a film 2day?

 

Chill out lads, believe me it can't be worse than Woodford! I'd rather be in Baghdad... no really I would!

Pete's ill So you probibly won't see him for a long time, also hes got the Key Skills for the 3rd years to sort out.

HND looks as likely as me doing some work . I've been 'speaking' to someone from Warton for 5 weeks now and I've made **** loads of progress, such that I'm actually further behind now than I was back then - as far as I'm concerned they could give a monkeys about us, I am speaking from my point of view here.

Any more gossip on the grapevine?

 

not from my side mate. nothing new anyway, me car is up n running again n thats about it.
so what r peoples plans 4t weekend? am not off to the george b4 u ask darth.
think it'll b a nite in manchester 2nite and a nite in at a mates 2moz.
so is bill still his helpful self? the blokes at samlesbury r abit confused as to y no1 has talked to them about us and that no1 has seen us since we've been there. i think that forces will have to be joined and wilf will have to be forced in to giving some answers

 

Getting answers is a problem HLK - as I said I've been waiting for 5 weeks

Having an easy one tonight, Gemmas coming round in a bit so I thought I stick in a quick 1/2 hour on theforce.net Off out with me brother tomorrow, not sure where yet.

You'll end up in the George you just watch it!!!

 

ha i made it without going the george. hung over to hell mind u but not in the george. went lucid n spent a bloody fortune which isn't good

 

I saw T-3, bloody good film duck boy. Great action scenes, bit of a poncy Americanised ending though. (cue guy with enormous barrel of feel good factor 15, ready to poor it on the movie just as the worst happens)