The Soon2Be Ex-Woodford Apprentoids Social Thread

Hey up boys. I am posting this from home as i am unable to get off the job! For the record I aint suicidle about women! Well I wasnt until dave, sarah, hodson and stu told me i really should be! One lunch with them and i was a broken man. Besides i only go for a certain type of girl! 16 yr old virgins who are thin perk breasted and wear pleated skirts, drink, smoke and have a different sence of humour! Its no wonder I aint hitched , there aint many around. Good effort tho john. £230 this bloody sailing thing is! £230! Where am i going to get that sort of money? ahh yes the bonus!!! but i wont hold me breath, got a feeling they will tell us weve missed it by 0.005. B*st*rds! anyhow i got to go. Where is dog? Hope he aint dround! However i dont think we have heard the last of him. ill pop on tomorrow and see whats going on. Have a good night lads!

 

You lucky ******* duck boy.

Still not as good as that bloke in the Ritz but you're on your way.

Or if I may say the random BJ I got while I was in my old college.

 

i think u hit the wrong key there pad. isn't it CJ called bubba lol.
anyway it was nothing special, they made there way through most of the blokes in t club, hope i ain't got oral herpies or something. oh my throat is dry. only kidding, i was near the front of the que anyway.
so what films have u seen this weekend pad?
just got back from lucid, doubt i'll go again it was bad, crammed full, stuck up women and loads of asian versions of danny moss!

 

LMAO @ HKL

Saw American Pie 3 on friday Nuff said!!

Had a rather embarrassing episode yesterday in the pub whilst watching City. We were sat up by the big screen in the Bulls Head Hazel Grove 20 minutes into the game, when this lad with Downs Syndrome (I've nothing against people with Downs, it was just the whole situation!) came over and sat next to me, I was sitting on my coat which he proceeded to try and pull from beneath my arse. Having wrestled the coat from his grasp I passed it to my mate. The lad with Downs then thought I was up for playing, so he sat on my knee (I mean, what the ****!) this was embarrasing enough until he started wiggling his arse on my knee - sitting on my knee is one thing, but bum-on-kneecap is another! At this point the whole pub is not interested in the football match, but in me having a torrid time with this lad. Eventually I managed to get him off my knee and he sat down next to me, "OK watch the football, thats good" Then he got bored with that and decided to start running into me and shoulder charging me - it must have been 10 times, for crying out loud!! Finally, he got up and walked away before stopping in front of the big screen, turnng round and calling me then started slapping his arse! Again there was more interest in the pub in me than there was in the football.

I ask you - what is all that about! It could only happen to me!

Good weekend then!

May theforce.net help me in my hours of need

 

what a ****ing kiss! anyone actually see it?? all it needed was a bit more nakedness i think.....

 

Ahh the delight

Sadly, no Britney on Christina action but eh, who cares what we got was good enough.

 

i'm sure it'll come one day, they're just learning at the moment. be patient.

 

Still-life could learn some tips of this saga!! Oh come on cheer up mate, just remember now your a sailor boy, you'll probibly end up with a bum hole like the Channel Tunnel - resist the devil!

The Official Canal Boat Holiday Countdown: 14 days to go

Phil go to Italy (Cheap, cultured, beautiful women, good food) you can learn to control this anger within you! Listen to oscar you will.

 

I aint sailing over there! I am looking, recon a good and cheap way to travel europe for the week might be by train! Think I might go in the travel agents this week end and see if they got any information. I could train it to paris, then to brussels, then to amsterdam then plane home then Dublin for a couple of days. whatever happens I WILL get away the week before christmas. Oh yer, anyone want to join me? need a partener because i dout i can put up with meself for that amount of time. let me know. Who did that downs belong to dave? I must have an owner.

 

fly easy jet SL, just got a quote, 70 quid for two adults return to amsterdam, can't complain at that.

 

I dont know who the Down's lad belonged to, but everyone in the pub thought we were an item!!!

Looking at it you and Craig should link up, he can get the cheap deals and you... well your not a bad lad, you know.

Ha Ha Bullseye...

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Keep yourself under control Craig

 

don't know about an item there dave, not really my cup of tea if you know what i mean.

those pictures are gonna be stored in my mind forever though, many a memory **** to come!!!

 

Nothing new there then! How many can you muster in a day, 3, 4?!

 

easily mate, normal day for me that!! normally get one in before work!! ha ha

 

How?! I can barely manage two wheetabix before work, let alone a J.Arthur!

 

got to get the priorities right, i just don't have breakfast!!

 

Bet your one of these people whose been caught by your mum mid-stroke?!

 

not quite.

anyway,going to put my timje to good use and look for some better pics of brit, christina and madonna!!

 

You haven't got over that since you found out about it this morning. Hope your bird knows she ain't going to see you tonight!

 

here we go......

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hope you enjoy all these lads!!!

 

They did ask me to sing in place of Madonna, but I'd a just fainted or pissed meself, or something equally embarrassing.

In fact Craig they are mighty fine pics, and I need to be alone!

 

and with that dave got up and walked out the room, wonder whats hes up to....

 

I tis true, but I only went for a brew...












... honestly

 

Watch your backs lads, that t*ss*r from nimrod is kicking about! Amsterdam has good deals oscar, but its not much good because i dont want to go there!!!

them pics are nice mind! Cant wait for me new porno to come! theve put me in the mood.

Hey remember lads, Its good a wood!

 

That tosser from Nimrod...



... which one, theres loads?