I spill stuff on myself. A lot. Coffee, lattes, diet coke, salsa, miscellaneous food... you name it. This thread is devoted to chronicle spilling. If you spill, post here. Extra point if you stain your shirt or some other clothing. I will start: Spilled salsa on my pants today. Right near the place you don't want to ever spill anything because it will look like you peed your pants. This was at lunch time, I still had 4 more hours of work to go. WooT!