Char, NC THE STAR ALE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!!!

It is a time of war...

Rebel spies have stolen the magical force acting recipe to the STAR ALE!
Unknownest to them but knownest to the dog they have been tracked by bothan spies to
the mysterious Charlotte fan force board and are being watched by not only the sith
apprentice but by all kinds of desert creatures and star bunnies and puppies and kitties
and well stuff. (not what you were thinking) But man... SPACE STUFF!!!!

While the rebels rack there star brains trying to figure out the secret....

The STARDOG serves them up cold and on the house for all the seps~~!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

What be your pleasure????????

Tap is on.

WOOF! (spacewoof) WOOF!

 

Hick UP!

I'll drink to yer leg.

Soooo we drink to our legs.

Farewell and a do to yer spanish ladies.... Hick up!

Farewell and a do ye ladies of spain.... Hick up!!

"You're going to need a bigger boat..."

Ding ding!!

Woof Woof!!

I got my pants, my lightsaber and twentyfive cents!!!

Order up!

Order up!!

 

Now just back the Force up. How do we know this is real, genuine Star Ale. It was rumored that all traces of Star Ale were consumed by Darth Spookius and his apprentice several years ago. Where did you find this present source of Star Ale?

 

Well Dark lady Jada it was on a floppy disk beside some kinda plans for a space station the size of a moon in an astro droid.

HA!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT A SPACE STATION THE SIZE OF A MOON???????????

Those imperials are loco.........

That would never work.

Ding... Ding...

space woof...

 

STARDOG! You'll never believe who my eyes saw yesterday. Yes, the one, the only Darth Spookius! Dressed up as an Imperial Stroomtrooper!

I'll have me some of that Star Ale if you please!

 

Are you sure???

My Master?????

Could have been a clone.

It is believed that lord spookious went into exile in the outer rim.

I don't know....

I since something... a prescense I've not felt since.......

(Drops the tap on a cold frosted 32 oz mug of the finest star ale and slides it across the stars..............

ORDER UP!!!!

Space woof...

 

<hick-up>!!!

am I the only one drinking in here?

<hick-up>!!!

i guess so...

<hick-up>!!!

 

oh no, you're surely not...

...

(no, I don't drink...)

 

I'm drinking . . . in my brain!