The Star Wars Character Most Likely To. . . . .

Most Likely To Do Something Spectacularly
Cool in the End of NJO: Luke is the man

Most Likely To Stay Dead: Anakin S.

Most Likely To Get His Hand Caught in His Zipper: Han

Most Likely To Have a Huge Fanbase Even Though the Average Fan Has Never Heard Of Him: Wes Janson (seriously!)

Most Likely To Cry When Watching Old Movies: Mara Jade

Most Likely To Save the Galaxy But Then Trip Over a Piece of Dust: Jacen

 

Most likely to get choked by a dancing slave - Jabba the Hutt

 

least likely to scare any warrior: mara jade

most likely to kill his friends : kyp durron

most likely to return from the dead: anakin solo

most likely to be a good duelist, politician, philosopher, friend, enemy, scientist, boxer, strategist, captain, general, admiral, jedi: Jacen Solo

 

Most likely to blow up a planet: Kyp Durron

Most likely to fall for somebody younger than her: Danni Quee

Most likely to get mad and kill half the galaxeys population: Booster Terrik

 

Most likely to be blamed for trying to save a planet: Corran Horn


Most likely to play Seven Minutes in Heaven in the Closet: Anakin and Tahiri

 

Most likely to play Seven Minutes in Heaven in the Closet: Anakin and Tahiri

 

ROTFLMAO!

*gasps for breath*

~Inyri

 

oops I forgot to put this >

 

These are great!

Most likely to break his toy the second time he plays with it: Tarkin.

 

Mostly likely to be jumped by me: Face Loran.

 

Most likely to be jumped by me: Daala.

 

Most Likely to Grow Old, but Never Grow Up: Wes Janson

 

Most likely to defeat the Vong with stones: the ewoks.

 

No more?

 

Most likely to turn gay: Jacen Solo

Most likely to die from tripping on a lightsaber: tie between Mara and Jacen

Most likely to be dominated by PMS: Jaina Solo *ducks from gunshots*

Most likely to be fried to a crisp and have marshmellows roasted over his burning corpse: Anakin Solo

Most likely to return from the dead: Anakin Solo

Most likely to get pregnant underage: Tahiri

 

Most likely to be fried to a crisp and have marshmellows roasted over his burning corpse: Anakin Solo

lol

 

Most likely to to go senile and forget what the heck he's doing in the middle of a battle: Pellaeon.

Most likely to get killed because he's too busy remembering the words of a dead lunatic former Jedi: Jacen Solo *waits for backlash*

Most likely to still be the best pilot even when he's old and grey: Wedge Antilles.

 

Most likely to get stranded on a deserted planet by himself: Obi-wan.

 

Anymore? These are really funny--for the most part.

 

Most likely to ponder the words of a dead bird for the rest of his life: Jacen.

Most likely to kill Danni Quee: Tenel Ka, me, JF06, Jedida... (oops, those last 3 weren't Star Wars characters )

Most likely to send people running without moving at all: Danni Quee

Most likely to have bloodthirsty fanfic writers running after them: Danni Quee (that already happened )

Most likely to flirt with dead Jedi spirits: Ganner

Most likely to make a fool of himself for money: Wes Janson

Most likely to make other people look like fools: see above

okay, all these are crappy, but they're true...

 

This thread was advertised in the Fan Fiction Newsletter, Edition 2.



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Most likely to finish off the Vong at the end of NJO: Ewoks

Most likely to have not smiled throughout the whole experience: Luke (though I'm only up to Traitor so maybe it gets better.... )

 

Most likely to royaly thrash the Vong after returning from the dead: Anakin Solo

Most likely to get the NR wasted through being a pansy: Early-NJO Jacen

Most likely to turn Vong into crispy bacon: Jaina Solo (losing a brother is the kind of thing that really annoys most people, but Jaina has considerably more forceful ways to make her opinion known)

Most likely to stage a military coup and assainate the Advisory Council: Wedge Antilles

 

Surprize couple of the year
Lara (Kierney) and Myn

REdeemer of the shamed ones
Tahiri and Anakin

Best dressed couple
Mara and Luke

 

Most likely to cry like a bitznitch with a skinned knee over a hulking beasts death: Malakili.