The Star Wars Character Most Likely To. . . . .

Most likely to star in a reality show that outdoes the Osbournes for weirdness: The Solos

 

Most likely to die in a dancing comptition by tripping on his own ears: Jar Jar

Most likely to build a shrine to his sister out of bubble gum: Luke Skywalker

Most like to move to a forien planet to set up a cracker factory: Emperor Palpatine (come on, we all know he's a softy inside!!)

Most likely to weasel out of the next aniversary special due to contract: Obi-Wan

Most likely to live in a van by the river: Jagged Fel

Most likely to become a monk in the Outer Rim (to avoid his dead brother's hot girlfriend): Jacen Solo

 

Most likely to end up becoming an old maid (not from a lack of hot guys who are in love with her, though):
Jaina Solo

 

Most likely to research why the moon changes shape after the Yuuzhan Vong are defeated: Danni Quee
Most likely to go insane and kill random people in a Dark Side frenzy: Zekk (Damn Jaina, screwing with his mind...)
Most likely to get killed by Jedi in a Dark Side frenzy: Jag Fel (Thanks, Rogue_Even! )
Most likely to take Yoda's place as a short, green, long eared, funny talking hermit: Jacen Solo
Most likely to go insane and kill people because of being repeatedly called the "Chosen One": Ben Skywalker
Most likely to die of old age at 45: Kyp Durron

 

Most likely to be an only child - Ben Skywalker.

Most likely to die a virgin (Can I say that?) - Tahiri.

Most likely to still BE a virgin(same as above) - Wes Jenson.

Most likely to be the next celebrity spokesperson for Lomin Ale - Face Loran.

 

Most likely person to actually survive the Solo clan without losing their mind-Jacen Solo

 

Most likely to become a monk in the Outer Rim (to avoid his dead brother's hot girlfriend): Jacen Solo

Most likely to take Yoda's place as a short, green, long eared, funny talking hermit: Jacen Solo
Most likely to go insane and kill people because of being repeatedly called the "Chosen One": Ben Skywalker

lol

 

Most likely to seek therapy-Jaina

 

*Gets Emotional*
The most likely character to have kids is KIt Fisto!

*Crys* I love him man!

 

The character most likely to start a reality TV show: Wolam Tser

Character most likely to spark the end of Galactic civilization: Wolam Tser

 

Most likely to get a part in "The Wizard of Oz.": Yoda

 

Most likely to be the hottest freaking g in the star wars universe (well duh ) JAGGED FEL

Most likel y to be hot but have such a big freakin ego(comes from his fathers side of the family) that he doesnt realize that Jaina Solo isnt the only girl in love with him(if he even notices her) ( and well i along with some other girls are too u know check out jag fel fan club if u dont believe me)

Jagged fel


man hes so fine

 

How did this ever die?!?!

~Inyri

 

Most Likely to Have Been a Drum Major in the Jedi Temple Marching Band: Obi-Wan Kenobi.

(Is it just me, or did anyone else think that Ewan's twirled a baton or two after seeing AOTC?)

 

Most likely to be dumb: Jar-Jar Binks. Oh wait that already happened!

 

* Most Likely to have her hair fall out due to excess hairspray - Padmé
* Most likely to run for President (or Chief of State) - Any clone of Borssk
* Most likely to win the Nobel Prize - How many Nobel Prizes can be handed out? There are far too many candidates... Alright, alright, PALPATINE!
* Most likely to have a toolbox fall on his head - Han Solo
* Most likely to choke on his own tongue - Jar Jar Binks
* Most likely to wear hot pink thongs - Alema Rarr
* Most likely to become a limb donor - Tsavong Lah
* Most likely to kiss a Wookie - Leia (she said it herself!)
* Most likely to never wear shoes - Tahiri
* Most likely to keep using red hair dye - either Tenel Ka or Mara Jade'
* Most likely to win the lottery - Lando, he'll do it eventually
* Most likely to choke on his own spit - Jabba the Hutt
* Most likely to go to a diplomatic banquet in her stained flighsuit - Jaina Solo
* Most likely to become a hermit and follow Vergere's fading footsteps - Jacen Solo


Sorry, I can't think of any others...

 

Most Likely to Have Been a Drum Major in the Jedi Temple Marching Band: Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Hey! You stole mine!

 

Most likely to jump off a bridge: Zekk ______
Most likely to pull someones arm out of socket: Chewbacca

 

Most likely to kill Jabba if Leia hadnt beaten him: Fortuna

Most likely to drive every person in the galaxy insane because of whining: Young Anakin Skywalker

Most likely to become a "before treatment" model in a women's Rogaine commercial: Asajj Ventress

Most likely to run away and become a "To-Scale" Barbie doll: Guri

Most likely to entrance every female in the galaxy and then get kicked and dissed by every female in the galaxy: Prince Xizor

Most likely to be mistaken for a teddy bear and shipped to a toy store: Chewbacca

 

most likely to be the new spokesperson for playboy:Han Solo

most likely to be the centerfol for galactic playboy:Alema Rar with Jaina Solo in close second

 

Most likely to be pulled out of retirement yet again: Tie between Wedge and Han
Most likely to never actually retire: Leia
Most likely to collapse under the pressure of expectations: ben skywalker
Most likely to never look for signs of life at the edge of the galaxy ever again: Danni
Most likely to continue the Solo line(eventually): Jaina

 

Most likely to be the best pilot the galaxy has ever seen... Any kiddio of Jag and Jaina


Most likely to die an old maid,... Tahiri


Most likely to get the crap beat out of them by me.... umm well i think that one owuld be a tie between... ZEKK and KYP!



most likely to get frozen in carbonite... Jagged Fel


Most likely to fall in love wiht inyri forge,... and convince her to move to endor... Wes janson

Most likely to write a book about revenge... Wedge antilles

 

Most likely to dissapear and re-appear on and off with no explenation- Jan Ors

 

Poor Jan!

Most likely not to marry either Kyp, Jag or Zekk: Jaina Solo. I mean, is she ever going to get anywhere?

 

Most likley to need antidepresants- tie between Tahiri and Jacen.
Most likley to become worlds oldest living man-Luke Skywalker.