The Star Wars Pizza Quote Game

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Sturm Antilles, Sep 23, 2002.

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  1. Sturm Antilles Former Manager

    Member Since:
    Jun 22, 2000
    star 6
    It's back!

    The rules are simple...Quote any line from the Star Wars movies, but add or change dialogue to contain something about or related to pizza.

    I'll begin...

    PALPATINE : Master Jedi, I would like a pizza to be ordered for Senator Amidala.

    AMIDALA : Chancellor, if I may say so, the...

    PALPATINE : ...Dominos Pizza is not that delicious. But I do think it is, Senator.

    BAIL ORGANA : Do you think ordering a pizza is wise in these stressful times?

    PALPATINE : What if someone you were familiar with made you the pizza...Say, an old friend, like Master Kenobi.
  2. Droid_Runner Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 23, 2002
    star 1
    Solo in ANH:
    "You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
    It's the ship that made the Domino's Run in less than 12 parsecs!"
  3. Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1999
    star 6
    DV: No.... I am your Godfather,
    Luke: No... that's not true... that's impossible!
    DV: Search your feelings, you know you want my pizza.
    Luke: Noooooooooooooo!

    GO 'CLONES!
  4. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 26, 2001
    star 10
    ESB:


    Han - I love pizza.

    Leia - I know.
  5. Lahne_Pryok Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 22, 2002
    star 4
    "I find you lack of Pizza disturbing."
  6. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 26, 2001
    star 10
    Lando: We've just made a deal that will keep Pizza Hut out of here forever.
  7. Greesha Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 4, 2002
    star 3
    "Pizza accepted, Captain Needa."
  8. Darth_Messiah Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Sep 4, 2002
    ROTJ Dagobah scene
    Luke: Master Yoda, is Papa John's my father?
  9. Headhunter0183 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2002
    star 2
    Han in TESB.
    You said you wanted to be around when I ordered a pizza! This might be it sweetheart!
    I love that line!
  10. DarthNoll Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 11, 2002
    star 3
    At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.... at last we will have our pizza.
  11. DARTH_CHINA Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 31, 2001
    star 5
    DS: Welcome Home, Lord Tyranus. You have done well.
    DT: I bring you good Pizza, my Lord. With extra cheese.
    DS: Excellent. Everything is going as planned.
  12. DARTH_CHINA Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 31, 2001
    star 5
    LUKE
    Leia... do you remember your pizza? Your first pizza

    LEIA
    Just a little bit. I ate it when I was very young

    LUKE
    What do you remember?

    LEIA
    Just...images, really. Feelings.

    LUKE
    Tell me.

    LEIA
    It was very delicious. Big? but tasteful.
    Why are you asking me all this?

    LUKE
    I have no memory of my first pizza.
  13. DARTH_CHINA Force Ghost

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    Dec 31, 2001
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    BAIL ORGANA: The Commerce Guilds are preparing for pizza?s... there can be no doubt of that.

    PALPATINE: Pizza Hut must have made a treaty with them.

    SENATOR ASK AAK: The debate is over, we need those pizza?s now!

    BAIL ORGANA: Unfortunately, the debate is not over. The Senate will never be able to approve the use of pizza?s.

    MAS AMEDDA: This is a crisis! If the Senate votes the Chancellor emergency powers, he could approve the use of the pizza?s immediately.

    PALPATINE: But what senator would have the courage to propose such a radical amendment

    MAS AMEDDA: If only Senator Amidala were here.

    PALPATINE: Hmmmm
  14. Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1999
    star 6
    DS: You got Han and Leia's lines switched around, unless you meant ROTJ.

    ANH:

    Beru: Luke! Luke! Luke, tell Uncle if he gets a pizza, be sure it has extra cheese!

    Luke: It doesn?t look like we have much of a choice, but I?ll remind him.

    GO 'CLONES!
  15. Sturm Antilles Former Manager

    Member Since:
    Jun 22, 2000
    star 6
    OBI-WAN : He'll never pass the Council's tests. He's too old.

    QUI-GON : Anakin will be a great pizza chef, I promise you.
  16. DARTH_CHINA Force Ghost

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    Dec 31, 2001
    star 5
  17. Sturm Antilles Former Manager

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    Jun 22, 2000
    star 6
    CORDE : Senator...I've failed...I...

    PADME : No!

    TYPHO : Senator Amidala...This dinner is very important. Corde made her pizza, now you must make yours. Come...
  18. PlastiqPhantom Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 26, 2002
    star 5
    Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pizza.
    Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you ate it.
    Darth Vader: No. You got drunk and ate your pizza.
    Luke Skywalker: No! That's not true! That's impossible!
    Darth Vader: Search your toilet you know it to be true.
    Luke Skywalker: Nooooo! Nooooo!
  19. PlastiqPhantom Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 26, 2002
    star 5
    Anakin: Don't be afraid.
    Amidala: I'm not afraid eat pizza. I've been eating pizza a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
    Anakin: What are you talking about?
    Amidala: I love pizza.
    Anakin: You love pizza? I thought we had decided not to love pizza. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
    Amidala: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love pizza and before we die I want you to know.
  20. PlastiqPhantom Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 26, 2002
    star 5
    Count Dooku: Geonosians don't trust Pizza Hut.
    Obi-Wan: Well, who can blame them?
  21. Sturm Antilles Former Manager

    Member Since:
    Jun 22, 2000
    star 6
    JABBA : Han me bookie, [there are times when you disapoint me. Why did you have to fry poor Greedo?]

    HAN : Look Jabba, next time don't send one of your twerps and come see me yourself.

    JABBA : [Han, Han...I can't make exceptions. Where would I be if every delivery boy who worked for me, dropped their pizza at the first sign of an Imperial starship?]

    HAN : Look Jabba, even I get pizzas stolen. You think I had a choice? 'Sides, I got a nice easy recipe now. I'll pay you back, plus a little extra.

    JABBA : [For an extra topping of anchovies...]

    HAN : Pepparoni, Jabba, don't push it...
  22. LeeKenobi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 13, 2002
    star 6
    Yoda: How you get so big eating pizza of this kind?

    Vader: That is it!
    Ozzel: Mi'Lord, there are so many uncharted pizza places.....it could be Pizza Hut, it could be PaPa Johns....

    Piett: Shuttle Tydirium, state your cargo and destination.
    Han: Pizza and breadsticks; the forest moon.

    Jango Fett: I am just a simple man, trying to make my pizza in the universe.

    Boba Fett: What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a pizza to me...
    Vader: The Empire will compensate you with a pepperoni and cheese if he dies.

  23. Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Master

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    Jun 27, 2002
    star 4
    Obi-Wan:
    Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more pizza hive of pepperoni and chesse.
    We must be HUNGRY!!!
  24. Darth_Ruars Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 23, 2002
    star 1
    Podrace announcer: And here is our sponsor - Pizza Hutt!



  25. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 26, 2001
    star 10
    Anakin in AOTC - I hate pizza!
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