The Star Wars Pizza Quote Game

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Sturm Antilles, Sep 23, 2002.

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  1. DarthNoll Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 11, 2002
    star 3
    A disruption in communications can mean only one thing..... pizza!
  2. PlastiqPhantom Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2002
    star 5
    Obi-Wan: Your pizza delivery boys are very impressive. You must be very proud.
  3. Southernjedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2002
    star 4
    Vader: Pizza accepted, Captain Needa.
  4. Sturm Antilles Former Manager

    Member Since:
    Jun 22, 2000
    star 6
    PADME : Anakin, what's wrong?

    ANAKIN : I...made a pizza...Made a pizza for them all...

    Anakin turns around.

    ANAKIN : And not just with cheese. But pepparoni...and sausage...

    Padme is horrified.

    ANAKIN : They're like perfect dinners, and I served them like perfect dinners...I ate them!

  5. PlastiqPhantom Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2002
    star 5
    Admiral Ackbar: It's a Pizza Hut!
  6. Southernjedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2002
    star 4
    3PO to R2: I'm the expert on pizzas. That's why I'm in charge!
  7. jedi-mind-trick VIP

    Member Since:
    Jul 6, 2001
    star 5
    DiGiorno, this pizza is, not this crude take out!
  8. PlastiqPhantom Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2002
    star 5
    I have a bad feeling about Pizza Hut.
  9. Droid_Runner Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 23, 2002
    star 1
    ANH - on the Death Star....

    Luke: She's rich.
    Han: How rich?
    Luke: Well... much more than you can imagine!
    Han: I don't know kid - I can imagine quite a bit of pizza!
  10. Jedi_Satimber Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 3, 2002
    star 8
    Do order pizza or do not, there is no try.
  11. DarthNoll Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 11, 2002
    star 3
    (^Very nicely done, Sturm Antilles)

    Han: What a wonderful pizza you've discovered!
  12. Lahne_Pryok Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 22, 2002
    star 4
    Han Solo: Pizza Hut! Pizza Hut! Where!?!



    May the Pizza be with you!
  13. royalguard96 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 13, 2001
    star 5
    Officer: "What happened?"

    Han: "Uh, we had a slight pizza malfunction, but everything's alright, the pepperoni's perfectly fine now, thank you. How are you?"

    Officer: "We're sending a delivery car up."

    Han: "Uh, uh negative, uh we have a hamburger leak here now, uh give us a few minutes to wash it down. Large burger, very dangerous."

    Officer: "Who is this, what's your value meal operating number?"

    Han: *shoots console* "Boring dinner anyway....."
  14. Southernjedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2002
    star 4
    You've failed, your highnous. I'm a pizza deliveryman, like my father before me.
  15. PlastiqPhantom Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2002
    star 5
    Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love pizza. We used to lie out on the pizza and let the sun cook us and try to guess the names of the meat and cheese on the pizza.

    Anakin: I don't like pizza. It's greasy and salty and slopy and it leaves stains everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is low fat and tasteless.
  16. Lahne_Pryok Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 22, 2002
    star 4
    Jar Jar: I eat Pizza!

    Qui-Gon: The ability to eat Pizza does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.
  17. DARTH_CHINA Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 31, 2001
    star 5
    Palpatine: I will not allow this pizza be split in two!! My negotiations will not fail!
  18. Lahne_Pryok Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 22, 2002
    star 4
    Pizza five, standing by.
  19. Southernjedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2002
    star 4
    Ben to Luke during Death Star run:
    The pizza will be with you. Always.
  20. cal_silverstar Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 15, 2002
    star 4
    VADER: Where are those pizzas you intercepted? What have you done with those pies?

    OFFICER: We intercepted no pizzas! This is Chinese take out van. We're making deliveries!

    VADER: If this is a Chinese take out van then where is the Asian guy?
    :Chokes driver:

    VADER: Commander tear this van apart until you've found those pies, and bring me the anchovies! I want them alive!
  21. Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1999
    star 6
    Yoda: Mozzerella? Sausage? My pizza this is!

    GO 'CLONES!
  22. DARTH_CHINA Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 31, 2001
    star 5
    I love democracy, I love pizza.

    Up :)
  23. DuelingFates Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2002
    star 1
    Anakin: Everyone should gather 'round and have a pizza. Then they should decide what is in the best interest of everyone and do it, and then they should eat more pizza.

    Padme: That's what we do. The problem is everyone tries to take more than their share of the pizza, then they get angry at each other and can't decide on anything.

    Anakin: Well then they should be made to.

    Padme: By who? You?

    Anakin: No not me, I love pizza too much. It should be someone wise.

    Padme: That sounds an awful lot like a dictatorship to me.

    Anakin: If it works. Want some more pizza?
  24. Kaui-Gone-Jim Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 19, 2002
    star 3
    Leia on Death star: "Pizza the Hut.... I thought I recognized your foul stench!"
  25. Kaui-Gone-Jim Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 19, 2002
    star 3
    Yoda: "Will you finish what you started... this Domino's Pizza that has now congealed?"

    Luke: "I'm not afraid!"

    Yoda: "YOU WILL BE! YOU WILL BE!!!"
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