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The Star Wars Pizza Quote Game

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Sturm Antilles, Sep 23, 2002.

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  1. DarthNoll

    DarthNoll Jedi Youngling star 3

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    A disruption in communications can mean only one thing..... pizza!
     
  2. PlastiqPhantom

    PlastiqPhantom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Obi-Wan: Your pizza delivery boys are very impressive. You must be very proud.
     
  3. Southernjedi

    Southernjedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Vader: Pizza accepted, Captain Needa.
     
  4. Sturm Antilles

    Sturm Antilles Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    PADME : Anakin, what's wrong?

    ANAKIN : I...made a pizza...Made a pizza for them all...

    Anakin turns around.

    ANAKIN : And not just with cheese. But pepparoni...and sausage...

    Padme is horrified.

    ANAKIN : They're like perfect dinners, and I served them like perfect dinners...I ate them!

     
  5. PlastiqPhantom

    PlastiqPhantom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Admiral Ackbar: It's a Pizza Hut!
     
  6. Southernjedi

    Southernjedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    3PO to R2: I'm the expert on pizzas. That's why I'm in charge!
     
  7. jedi-mind-trick

    jedi-mind-trick VIP star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    DiGiorno, this pizza is, not this crude take out!
     
  8. PlastiqPhantom

    PlastiqPhantom Jedi Knight star 5

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    I have a bad feeling about Pizza Hut.
     
  9. Droid_Runner

    Droid_Runner Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ANH - on the Death Star....

    Luke: She's rich.
    Han: How rich?
    Luke: Well... much more than you can imagine!
    Han: I don't know kid - I can imagine quite a bit of pizza!
     
  10. Jedi_Satimber

    Jedi_Satimber Jedi Knight star 8

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    Do order pizza or do not, there is no try.
     
  11. DarthNoll

    DarthNoll Jedi Youngling star 3

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    (^Very nicely done, Sturm Antilles)

    Han: What a wonderful pizza you've discovered!
     
  12. Lahne_Pryok

    Lahne_Pryok Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 22, 2002
    Han Solo: Pizza Hut! Pizza Hut! Where!?!



    May the Pizza be with you!
     
  13. royalguard96

    royalguard96 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Officer: "What happened?"

    Han: "Uh, we had a slight pizza malfunction, but everything's alright, the pepperoni's perfectly fine now, thank you. How are you?"

    Officer: "We're sending a delivery car up."

    Han: "Uh, uh negative, uh we have a hamburger leak here now, uh give us a few minutes to wash it down. Large burger, very dangerous."

    Officer: "Who is this, what's your value meal operating number?"

    Han: *shoots console* "Boring dinner anyway....."
     
  14. Southernjedi

    Southernjedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You've failed, your highnous. I'm a pizza deliveryman, like my father before me.
     
  15. PlastiqPhantom

    PlastiqPhantom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love pizza. We used to lie out on the pizza and let the sun cook us and try to guess the names of the meat and cheese on the pizza.

    Anakin: I don't like pizza. It's greasy and salty and slopy and it leaves stains everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is low fat and tasteless.
     
  16. Lahne_Pryok

    Lahne_Pryok Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jar Jar: I eat Pizza!

    Qui-Gon: The ability to eat Pizza does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.
     
  17. DARTH_CHINA

    DARTH_CHINA Jedi Master star 5

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    Palpatine: I will not allow this pizza be split in two!! My negotiations will not fail!
     
  18. Lahne_Pryok

    Lahne_Pryok Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Pizza five, standing by.
     
  19. Southernjedi

    Southernjedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ben to Luke during Death Star run:
    The pizza will be with you. Always.
     
  20. cal_silverstar

    cal_silverstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    VADER: Where are those pizzas you intercepted? What have you done with those pies?

    OFFICER: We intercepted no pizzas! This is Chinese take out van. We're making deliveries!

    VADER: If this is a Chinese take out van then where is the Asian guy?
    :Chokes driver:

    VADER: Commander tear this van apart until you've found those pies, and bring me the anchovies! I want them alive!
     
  21. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yoda: Mozzerella? Sausage? My pizza this is!

    [hl=red]GO 'CLONES![/hl]
     
  22. DARTH_CHINA

    DARTH_CHINA Jedi Master star 5

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    I love democracy, I love pizza.

    Up :)
     
  23. DuelingFates

    DuelingFates Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Anakin: Everyone should gather 'round and have a pizza. Then they should decide what is in the best interest of everyone and do it, and then they should eat more pizza.

    Padme: That's what we do. The problem is everyone tries to take more than their share of the pizza, then they get angry at each other and can't decide on anything.

    Anakin: Well then they should be made to.

    Padme: By who? You?

    Anakin: No not me, I love pizza too much. It should be someone wise.

    Padme: That sounds an awful lot like a dictatorship to me.

    Anakin: If it works. Want some more pizza?
     
  24. Kaui-Gone-Jim

    Kaui-Gone-Jim Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Aug 19, 2002
    Leia on Death star: "Pizza the Hut.... I thought I recognized your foul stench!"
     
  25. Kaui-Gone-Jim

    Kaui-Gone-Jim Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Aug 19, 2002
    Yoda: "Will you finish what you started... this Domino's Pizza that has now congealed?"

    Luke: "I'm not afraid!"

    Yoda: "YOU WILL BE! YOU WILL BE!!!"
     
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