The Star Wars Road Trip-See the World of Star Wars!!

*beats the #@$&!@@# out of KK* Takes stash back.

Well, good job! Now have fun!!

*Duct tapes him to chair so he cant get out*

 

//Eats Popcorn.

 

*eats popcorn too*

 

Okay, I`m starting to need the toilet...think I drunk too much beer in the departure lounge!

PLEASE tell me there`s a toilet on board?!?! Or do we hafta stop for a toilet break?

 

::Walks out of cockpit to see a bunch of beat-up bodies laying on the floor::

What the? Ken, could you have atleast waited until we got outta the ship? Now there's blood stains everywhere!

::Summons my R2 unit to start cleaning up the mess::

Well, we're at Yavin IV. EVERYONE OUT!!!

By the way, if you need to use the bathroom, there are plenty of bushes right outside.

 

Corran: Ah, sorry.

*rips the R2 unit apart*

Whoops, uh, sorry again.


*exits the ship*

Hey, wow, Yavin IV's really nice...


...now let's pack it up and head off for Corellia. I feel like getting drunk.



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

*stands with KK on exit ramp*

You know im sorry about that man.

*shakes hands*

HAHAHAHA! Loser

*pulls him down-rolls off ramp*

Bye bye!!

*closes door*

Off to Corellia!!!!!!!!

 

*Watches everyone*
*grins as she notices that no one saw her take everyone's money because they were so busy fighting*
Wow, cool planet! Is there a giftshop?

 

Such a violent set of passengers...

::Uses Force to repair my R2 unit. As we head towards orbit, I look out the viewport and see Ken jumping up and down on the surface, yelling up at the ship as we depart:::

Sorry, Ken. Maybe that'll teach you not to beat up everything in sight

 

During the trip on Yavin, a dark clad passenger sneaks onto the ship.

"Hahaahahaahaha! Fools! Now get off my ship, I'm going to Corellia!" yells the stranger. With that he pushes Corran10584 out of the co-pilot's seat.

The stranger, who can only be Plokoon480, try's to push Mr. Sith but see's him duct taped onto the seat.

"NOOOOOO!"

 

I want to go!! Can we go to Tatooine and have a drink in the Mos Eisely cantina? I've always dreamed of going there and seeing all the aliens.

 

Sure, what the hell. Next stop, Tatooine!

:lots the course into the nav-computer, then punches the hyperdrive::

And away we go!

 

*Sees Plo Koon*

Well, you can be the copilot if you want

*pushes ejector seat* Ha Ha Ha!! Corran hurry! He was gonna take your spot!!

Wait a second, I feel bad!

*goes to door* Land the ship!!

*ship lands* Ken Kenobi come on!!!

 

::Hurries to the cockpit::

Trying to take my seat....

::The first figure I see inside the cockpit is Sith who I instinctively punch in the nose::

Oh crap! Sorry dude! Here....

:oors slides open and a Twi'lek dancer walks in::

Have a Twi'lek

 

What are you talking about have a Twi'lek?


*pushes button*

I'll have 5!!

*5 come out*



Lets go!!

 

::We finally arrive at Tatooine and Sith land the ship at the famous Mos Eisley Spaceport. I switch on the intercom::

Attention all passengers: We have just arrived at the Mos Eisley Spaceport on beautiful...er...tranquil...no...barren wasteland that is Tatooine. Please feel free to enjoy all the sights. You will be notified prior to our departure....maybe Please enjoy your stay. NOW GET OFF THE SHIP!!! Oh, and don't forget your sunscreen...you're going to need it

::Switches off the intercom and shuts the engines down::