The Star Wars Theme Pub: V2.0

Thanks for the drink

No sequins What you wearing instead then?

 

Ahhhhh, tis a suprise Charis.

Bugger, got to pop out, back in an hour.

 

birthday suit?

 

No DQ, not wearing the suit tonight

Ahhhhh so you got the £3000 I bike messengered down to you then good good

Popping out for an hour eh

 

closing tonight!

i'll have a pear in perfume served in a man's hat please

 

//Steals an entire crate of Yosh's tequila for old time's sake.

 

*steals from the till*

*pretends to be Rambles*

 

Back now plebs.

EDIT//

OI!!!! Meers, Stuey...i mean Rambles, put that stuff back.......NOW!!!!

 

good evening Yosh you big bundle of virtual alcohol distributing love

i'm rather enjoying my new manics live video so much so that i think i'll do one last song for the pub cos it ain't over til the slightly chubby Southerner sings!

 

Pffffft... I've never listened to you, Yosh. Ya' think I'm gonna start now?

//Evilly cackles and runs off.

 

//puts money in till

Hey wait a minute, I wasn't here!

Bottle of Bruce for everyone as seen as its closing time

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That damn Rambles, always stealing

*puts money in pocket*

the manics have a song for all occasions, this is Everything Must Go

Shed some skin for the fear within
Is starting to hurt me with everything
Freed from the memory
Escape from our history, history

And I just hope that you can forgive us
But everything must go
And if you need an explanation
Then everything must go

I look to the future it makes me cry
But it seems too real to tell you why
Freed from the century
With nothing but memory, memory

And I just hope that you can forgive us
But everything must go
And if you need an explanation
Then everything must go

Freed us eventually
Just need to be happy, happy

And I just hope that you can forgive us
But everything must go
And if you need an explanation
Then everything must go

And I just hope that you can forgive us
But everything must go
And if you need an explanation
Then everything must go

so moving

 

//Pours tequila all around the pub and sets it aflame.

Ah, just like old times.

 

LOL Evening Stuey.

Singt away, but make it quick!

//For old times sake, shoots Meers in the legs before she gets very far...




Edit//

Cheers for the Bruce's Rambles!

//Uses it to put out fire....

 

//To her relief, Meers has full body armour on. She draws her shotgun and aims at Yosh's jacobs, pulling the trigger three times.

 

Closing time
Open all the doors and let you out into the world
Closing time
Turn all of the lights on over every boy and every girl
Closing time
One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here

I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home

Closing time
Time for you to go out to the places you will be from
Closing time
This room won't be open till your brothers or your sisters come
So gather up your jackets, move it to the exits
I hope you have found a friend
Closing time
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
Take me home

 

Burn baby, burn... Yoshee inferno!

 

she took out all three of your Jacobs Yosh!

 

LMFAO!

 

Greetings

I think I'd better make one last appearance in this thread as a sign of respect

Farewell

 

All 3!!!!

Lucky i have a spare set then!

 

ROTFLMFAO!!

 

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Yosh, may i say you're one of the most *cough* unique individuals i've ever met

 

//Snickers as she lounges outside on a lawn chair, downing tequila and watching the theme pub collapsing in flames.