The Star Wars Theme Pub: V2.0

//Watches as a cow lands on top of Meers for no reason what so ever....



Nice to see you Mushy Pea dude.

 

*realises that the flames had weakened the upstairs floor and kindly thanks Ameera for the soft landing*

 

OUCH!

 

//joins ameera outside

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cracker?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*Cough* Sorry

 

//Joins MCR and Meers outside

Yes I'll have a cracker, hmmmm jacobs, these look strange

Drink?
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Oh right, i guess Charis and myself should just stay and burn with the pub then!

 

//Cackles evilly.

 

BAH!!

 

Crybaby.

 

//sits back and admires the flames

//ignores yoshi's screams for help

it's beautiful, it really is

 

Sorry Yoshee, but I seem to be flameproof Reminds me of home

 

it's beautiful, it really is



I have to agree, MCR.

 

Great, the place is full of hells little helpers.

//Slowly cooks....

 

//Places a marshmallow on a stick and roasts it amid the flames.

 

*looks forward to a really good roast dinner and goes in search of some tats*

 

well i'm out for the night, this will probably be my last post here i'm sure if i gave a damn about anything it would bother me instead let me leave the pub like i've lived in it

*pretends to be Rambles*

*mugs Yosh and steals the rest of the takings that haven't already gone*

*jumps out the window and leaves a hand grenade behind*

i'll catch you wasters in the new place

 

*jumps out the window and leaves a hand grenade behind*



POSER! I'm the one that does that!

 

I'll be waiting for ya Stuey......with a baseball bat!

//Grabs Meers marshmallow.....



EH??? I don't go well with tats Charis.

 

//Grabs a flamethrower and fries Yosh's arse.

 

*Walks up street to...........*

What the F..........

 

DAMN YOU MEERS, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!



//Rubs arse....

 

MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Damn your one evil little beast Meers.

And i thought i was bad.