The state of this forum.....

/Charlton Heston voice

SOILENT GREEN!!!!!! IT's MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!

 

Chims are born without eyes, only to develop them at about 3 months.

 

Next on Discovery Channel, Chims in the wild

 

You should see the mating ritual. Fasinating stuff. Chim_Love is used to intoxicate the female

 

The funniest thing is that Chims reach sexual maturity at 1month (2 months before they get eyelets), thusly they cannot see what they intoxicate and then drag to their durrow and hump for hours on end.

Once, I saw a Chim hump a half decayed possum head for no less than 3 days.

Truely disturbing stuff nature is.

The maggots in the possum head weren't too pleased with the whole ordeal either.

No blues were used in the making of that doumentary.

 

OMG! I didn't know Chims were truly like that! I think I'm going to vomit now! [face_vomit]

 

I thought there was only one Chim. That's why his name is The Chim, not a Chim.







Wait a minute...there must be more than one! How else do little Chims get made?





On second thought, I don't actually want to know.


*goes back to eating popcorn*

 

The vorpal sword would have a fortitude save rather than reflex, wouldn't it?
This is a vorpal sword that can aim itself, and you have to be really fast to avoid it

Actually, I only know 2nd Ed. My 3rd/D20 knowledge comes entirely from KOTOR and this forum. I made it up So call it a Save vs Death at -4.

Edit: I could post a fatality picture, but it might be against the rules. A mod want to weigh in?

 

I swear I laughed for a solid 2 minutes out loud at work when I read this. People were coming over into my cube asking me what was so funny.

 

How does everyone 'know' all this about me? Since when did you all become such experts?

 

Discovery channel.

 

Hidden cameras, d00d.

 

I love reality TV

 

Chims natural food is people.
They are delicious.

 

You guys need girlfriends.

 

I do.........

Her name is Palmy Salve.

I you baby.

 

Mine's called Rosey Palms.

 

Palmela?

¤Night

 

Yeah that's her name. Palmy for short. Do you know her or something?

 

You guys have once again turned an antagonistic thread into a love thread. I hate you all.


And that was gold SFL

 

Mine's called Palmela Anderson.

 

Make up your mind.

And Flare Spam is Spam no matter the flavor.

 

Someone laughed for 2 mins and Flare said a post of mine was gold. I guess that's my quota of good posts for this year. Hope you all take note of that one, it'll be a long time before I make another decent post.

oh, and someone who said Chim eat's people: no he doesn't. Shut up. Leave this thread now. And slap yourself.

 

^ The George Costanza of the Games Forum.

 

Well, this died. I blame me, and for me I appologise for myself.

Reasons for poor state of Games:
1/ Too many girls (exception: Cherry Lips).
2/ Too many mods (exception E_V[doltness] and Solo [sexiness]).
3/ Not enough old games being played (JK game anyone?).
4/ Not enough Chim Love (I'm all out of Possum heads).
5/ Distinct lack of Bib
6/ Distinct lack of n00bs being adequately flamed (I'm trying, I really am, but Nightwolf has power of ignorance).
5/ Distinct lack of troll babies (Jade? AA?)
7/ TAPEWORM (!)