Darth Maul: Well you see when I fell down that reactor shaft I was magically sent to a prison located in the Shadow Realm, which happens to be located in the Next Dimension. There I was put back together. LOL. You forgot to mention HFIL. It could just be that Maul lost his powers, though. (One of the first times I really saw egregious editing was, of course, Tommy.) Darth Maul hands Savage a rolled up parchment. Savage opens it up and starts to read it only to discover that the parchment is completely blank. Savage: Um...was this written in invisible ink? Darth Maul: No. There are no words written on this parchment. Its a 4Kids editing policy. We're not allowed to show written text. LOL I've seen this. Also, you can't show any Asian food on 4kids for some reason. Anakin: (close up on his face lit up with his lightsaber) It is heavily implied that I am stabbing you! Dark Jedi: (close up on shocked expression) It is heavily implied that I am being cut in half! Savage: Boy, ever since 4Kids got their hands on the show, we can be as violent as we want without actually showing it! Very true. Hell, in Pokemon, you can use attackswith names like Guillotine, and they only make your opponent "faint". Obi-Wan: So there's a father, a son, and a daughter...but where's the mother? Father: Ah... (pauses) Hmmm.... (sits to think) Daughter: (looks around aimlessly) Obi-Wan: ...You don't know, do you? Son: (laughs) Yes! ...And no. Depending on your point of view. You'll have to explain this one...If you're saying their mom is a giant mecha, then thankfully 4kids and Saban can't bowdlerize away the shota subtext, loli subtext, homoerotic subtext, incestuous implications, cloning, religious references, suicide, overall Japaneseness, and general weirdness of that series. Darth Maul: It seems even together, we cannot best these Jedi Knights! Savage: So what shall we do, brother? Darth Maul: An ancient Sith magic...(points) FU! SION! Savage: Uh, wait, wait, wait, I don't think that's such a good- -Maul and Savage mash together in a burst of lightning, becoming a two-headed, four armed monster with two saberstaves...- Anakin: Well, this sucks. Obi-Wan: Our only chance is to follow suit! Anakin, together now! Anakin: (waving hand) Ohhhhhh, no. Obi-Wan, I'm your student, your friend, your brother, I'd even pose as your fake boyfriend temporarily for the sake of a mission, but THIS is where I draw the line! Ahsoka and the yaoi fangirls: (look down dejectedly) LOL! I'm sure that some Dragonball Z yaoi fangirls thought of that when they saw the fusion dance. I mean, God knows I did, and I don't even like ero.