Full Series The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread

Hmmm, dark blue would make more sense I suppose, but she does have pink lips. Well, she's alien so I suppose it shouldn't have to follow the human 'rules'. Can't say I like the pink though.

 

I leave you guys for a bit and we're discussing Aayla Secura's T&A.

Also another thing we shouldn't expect to see: Realistic ASTROPHYSICS! Perhaps the Force manifests itself on a cosmic scale as atmospheres, heat shields and gravitational fields, giving rise to inabitable-broken-planets and perfectly symmetrical asteroid fields.

But on to more important matters!

It's page 25! And Humble got us there! So give each other a huge round applause, you've been a great audience! It's been a distinct pleasure!

And so, here is that 'special-well-not-quite-special-but-to-celebrate-25-pages' subject!

COME UP WITH A SLOGAN FOR STUFF-WE'LL-NEVER-SEE!

It's...exactly what it says on the tin. Stuff-We'll-Never-See: <Insert Witty Comment Here>. I've got a few ideas, but I'll see what you guys come up with first.

 

"Stuff We'll Never See: The Best Thing to Happen to Star Wars Since Dave Filoni"

-or-

"From Fisto in the Disco to Aayla's Aureolae"

 

"Stuff-We'll-Never-See: Where your twisted comments are unlikely to get you banned."

 

Well there is other sites as well and femalejedi are apparently popular subject for such art ,along with.... everyone and everything else almost everything you can imagine can be found from internet ....

this really is so on-topic here 'stuff we will never see'- but if this thread continues this....extremely interesting... yet terribly pointless discussion about unseen anatomical features it definitely needs some PG-rating

So does Ahsoka have white or brown .... colorscheme in her next outfit.... Since she just received new outfit - third outfit could be stuff we'll never see (and her "future" had same outfit but we'll it was just a vision) brown would suit her lips yet white would suit her lekkus but totally white outfit would make her look like too angelic figure though.....

"Stuff We'll Never See": "Secrets revealed".... no... i think that was used already... somewhere

maybe "Stuff We'll Never See": "Monkey-Lizards revealed"

 

don't worry... that's just 'artistic impression' i'm ok with pink.... in right places.... like well... Riyo Chuchi has pink hair- they suit to her.... cough cough..... but TCW has too much pink/violet already- at least in environment..... that reminds me.... we haven't yet seen a clone legion with pink highlights- that may be stuff we'll never see- but would be fun - some clones however could spread evil rumours about sexual orientation of that legion ..... but that's just dumb conclusion because pink is just one color like all others -
but having galactic senate to debate about what to do with homosexual clones would make an awesome political episode....

Ok maybe i've been bit too 'naughty' lately- i apologise if someone have been insulted... but i cannot really understand how that could've been even possible- i try to focus on less sensitive subjects in the future if all humorous and perhaps bit ambiguous comments that have slightly sexual nature - are judged to be "twisted" and "evil" by allmighty mods
And personally i don't think TCW is even suitable for children under 10- with all that killing and horror.... There is odd contradiction how violence is generally easier to accept in shows targeted also for children....

And Allmighty Banhammer this is not DP- editing time just ran out

 

Well interesting fact is that Oola's nipples are actually seen in the movie... briefly....but her outfit didn't really hide them either and when she falls to the rancor pit her breast completely pops out from the outfit. Perhaps Rotj should have "nudity" warning for impressionable younglings - OMG children may not see breasts... on the other hand they tend to see them already when they're very young so i don't think that really hurts anyone... at least no one has to wonder what kind of nipples green twi'leks have .... Haven't seen the artbook of Rotj though....
This is not DP either... i'm just too active in this discussion

And yeah i try to stop talking about these things.... things "we have no need to see at all" but when AhsokaMiro mentioned Oola in this is just had to point out that interesting detail in Rotj .... and i find it very distasteful how TCW portrays all twi'leks as bardancers/halfnaked sexobjects it's speciesistic i want to see some conservatively dressing Twi'lek and some halfnaked human female for once...

 

It's a good thing Gry gave us the green light as the place where our twisted comments are unlikely to get us banned.

 

I want to see this episode. Would actually make a debate in the Senate all episode long interesting

 

Don't worry- most of your stuff is quite safe- but i'm not only known for my ambiguos jokes but i'm also notorious doubleposter
Still anatomy of many species in Star Wars is actually very fascinating subject- there is also interesting discussion about Togruta's lekkus and montrals going on in another thread...

And now- quoting Monty Python- now for something completely different ....

What if Mortis trilogy would've been different.....

(Jedi met the daughter just like they did in the episode- they start to follow her...)
Anakin: "Who are you?"
Daughter: "I'm Daughter"
Obi-Wan: "Where are you taking us?"
Daughter: "To the Father George of course."
Ahsoka: "Of course."
Anakin: "What exactly are you?"
Daughter: "We are the guardians of continuity and internal logic in your universe- we are the middle, the beginning and the end"
Ahsoka: "Wow that's cool- but shouldn't beginning be before 'the middle'?"
Daughter: "Yes- maybe it would... make more sense that way"- "Actually there is the reason why we needed you here- we have a problem..."
Anakin: "I don't understand!"
Daughter: "You are going to say that again many times over, when you're here"
Obi-Wan: "What exactly is this 'problem'?"
Daughter: "Well.... your universe is not like universes normally are... chronological..."
Anakin:"I don't understand!"
Daughter: "I told you.... anyway.... your universe is created in order that is not chronological- your ultimate fates were written before your past... so we have a little issue right now- to create this past of yours- so it would work together with your future... without any severe paradoxes.... I already created such a big amount of retcons when conflicting with EU- we have much work to do to keep your universe intact..."
Ahsoka: "EU? Sounds like some abbreviation of political union... what there is- TF, IGBC, CIS...."
Daughter: "Oh EU is just a thing my brother does- I don't really care about it- neither does Father- but well it's majority of history in your universe and we are trying to have some kind of logic in your historical continuity- balance... you know...."
Anakin: I don't.... ummm.. never mind...
Ahsoka: "Well this is a seriously bizarre dream!"
Daughter: "And you are our greatest problem!"
Ahsoka: "Me?!?!"
Daughter: "Yes.... you have no fate written and no mention of your existence after this war- since you are created afterwards, but placed before already written history"
Anakin: "How is that possible?"
Daughter: "Only Father George knows- he is keeper of the G-canon- greatest continuity there is- and even that was not created in chronological order he started with part four and he had to change parts four, five and six that parts would make more sense with each other- he even changed one, two and three slightly- But now we hope we won't need to change them any further..."
Ahsoka: "Okayyyy...."
Daughter: "Now we need to decide..... what the heck we are going to do with you...."
Ahsoka: "That... doesn't sound good!"
Anakin: "I don't und... damn it- i was about to say it again!- Obi-Wan wake me up please -this dream is getting too weird!"

 

Stuff-We'll-Never-See: Your one-stop shop for all things deliciously wrong and distasteful.

 

Stuff We'll Never See: See It Here!

 

Watching ROTS the other day made me think of this thread:


Palpatine: To cheat death is a power only one has achieved...

Anakin: Well obviously it didn't work if you killed him.

Palpatine: Him? Oh, you mean my master? No, I was actually referring to Lord Maul.

Anakin: ...

 

! Good one Swash.

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Love the suspiciously specific denial.

 

Awesome ones, guys.

Stuff-We'll-Never-See: Because There's No TCW Abridged Series on Youtube

...Not sure how many of you are aware of the whole 'abridged series' fad on youtube, but DarthIktomi should get it.

 

I'm perfectly aware of the whole the abridged series fad on YouTube. I mean there are the Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series, the Naruto abridged series, the Avatar: TLA abridged series, the DBZ abridged series etc, I've pretty much seen them all.

I would love to see some funny TCW videos from YouTube in this thread though. By the way have funny TCW videos been posted in this thread by any chance?

 

Sadly, not many spoof videos, though there are quite a few music videos, some of them with amusing material. The closest we have to a good quality Abridged Series is The Spoof Wars, though it hasn't updated in awhile. The vids have been brought up once or twice in topics besides this one.

Stuff-We'll-Never-See: We Update More Frequently Than VGCats!

 

How does piracy policy work with youtube vids here anyway?- since most fanvids in Youtube are actually copyright infringements whatever- technically piratestuff .... there is few awesome fanmade vids though with such a great ideas it's crime against humanity to whine about them having copyrighted stuff used in them.... i must confess i've YT account and few Clone Wars vids as well

 

Man, I miss one day and everyone gets totally horny. Like a zabrak, I mean.

Okay, since Swash continued on it, and "nudity" definitely falls under the umbra of "things we'll never see", I'll keep going, I was trying to find a picture of the Art of ROTJ topless Oola preproduction art, and due to various links I inadvisably clicked I may now be the only 40 year old female ever to view togruta-on-twi'lek lesbian pr0n on the internet. Yeah, I know you all want to party with me now.

Amazingly, the picture I was looking for can't be easily found. But sooo much fan conjecture about SW alien anatomy can. Wow, people. My, erm, extensive research didn't turn up much I can link to, but it seems that most fan artists adhere to the idea that alien nipples etc. are darker versions of the species' general skin tone, but a few people have applied the white highlight of togrutas' montrals/lekku to other, surprising parts of their anatomies. This includes even male anatomies. Google at your own risk.

The gay clones idea is kind of funny, related to the IRL don't ask don't tell debate, but I'd basically assume that since Jango is straight all the clones would be, too. But if there are aberrations like 99, who knows. By the same token, if some clones genes get scrambled enough to make them gay, maybe some even turn out accidentally female. Or maybe a squad could even be made purposefully female as an experiment. I dunno, could be interesting, but most likely a Thing We'll Never See!

 

Ah, don't ask don't tell...hmmm...would they have to create a SW Bill Clinton for something like that? Ha, a 3 part arc following the various mishaps of this poor Senator, culminating in part 3 with Ahsoka as Lewinsky? THAT would be something we'll certainly never see (though I'm sure a good handful of us wouldn't mind )

As for female troops, maybe it's just all the pre-existing sexism in modern society, but I would imagine them as more specialist soldiers than frontline grunts. Maybe female ARC Troopers, or some other kind of elite assassin clones?

 

Yeah, I was sort of thinking along those lines. You sort of have to follow the IRL military conventions for female troops and operatives. It would definitely be funny to see some of our favorite rank-and-file clones react to the introduction of their female "sisters", especially if they are as badass as they should be. Would the clones be attracted to them, and then hate themselves for it?

Oh, and wrt YouTube videos, this one was posted in another thread and I like it a great deal, especially the Viszla bit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMeiXkcBKJo

 

Nah I'd bet they were all neutered in their vats. I doubt with all the training in the world the clones wouldn't be attracted to their female Jedi Generals...especially with some as liberal as Aayla Secura they'd be hard pressed to keep a straight face. The clones would get one hell of a bitchslap from the she-clones anyways...might provide us with a few laughs

I think TCW needs to mature with its audience so we can get more interesting, deeper and complex plots like this.

 

good that this is just the thread where twisted comments are unlikely to get you banned I don't think it's 'twisted' it's.... anatomical research..... with help of sometimes bit twisted fan-art.....

they should do official source book of alien anatomy so no one would need to look for such 'fanart' to find out these things ....

Kudos to you- if i would accidentally see 'fanart' of... let's say Plo Koon and Kit Fisto- in.... such situation i definitely wouldn't click it not even for analysis of fantheories about alien anatomy.... and maybe there is something between Aayla and Shaak since where did Shaak Ti go to exile... Felucia


At least from old CW we know Nautolans don't have nipples....(at least Kit Fisto) ...good now no one has to think about that and about Plo- we could even see his face sometimes- what kind of anatomy there is behind the mask? - i've seen few pics with him without the mask- and you know - I'm not even interested in the rest
But i think Dave wants that Plo remains mystery so it seems unlikely we would see behind the mask- so Plo's face is also Stuff-We'll-never-see

DanGrievous is genious and great guy- i 'know' him from YT.... still he doesn't have anymore permission to use clips or musics than anyone else and he was once kicked out from tube.... well that only slowed him down....


And about femaletroops- George Lucas himself has confirmed that Empire has female stormtroopers- femmetroopers- some of those maybe clones- empire has female officers and some officers are templates for new clones- like Veers or Oicunn- when after ROTS they start to use other templates than Jango and also recruit people- LOL legion of Juno Eclipse- clones is hilarious idea - she probably never get cloned though...

Imperial Academy 10 BBY
Juno clone: "124th legion ready to do whatever you require sir!"
Male Officer: "whatever....I love my job"

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No, no, they need the clones to have testosterone to get strong. And besides which, we have at least one clone having a child. Yes, by a female Jedi.