Captain Rex meets Captain Rex. Rex: How long until we reach our destination? Clone1: Who cares, so long as we have a decent pilot this time. REX: Hi There! This is Captain Rex from the cockpit Rex: A Clanker Pilot? Clone2: And with your name? Is this one of General Skywalker's jokes, sir? Rex: If it is, I don't think it is funny. REX: We will be flying into Separatist Detention Facility 35 in just a few minutes, as soon as I get the astrogation coordinates from the navigator G2-T3 Clone1: well, I think that answers that question Rex: Burn down that hatch. Ion Grenades stand by. REX: Stand By. LIIIIIIIIIIGHT SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED. clones fall tumbling backward Clone2: when was the last time this crate's hyperdrive was serviced? Rex: that's the least of our worries. REX: wow, hey guys. Guess what? We just picked up an escort of Vulture droids. Let's have some fun. shuttle starts playing dodgem with the towers and bunkers. Vultures smash into obstacles. clones start to lose stomach contents smiley clone in the back waves his hands in the air like he's on a roller coaster REX: Hey, wow. Looks like a Republic strikeforce has just arrived. clone2: uh. Think they're here to rescue us, sir? Rex: or to rescue this clanker from the scrapheap. Admiral Yulaaran shows up on the comscreen Yulaaran: Shuttle, you will land onboard immediately or be fired upon. REX: This is Captain REX from the shuttle. Um Sure, whatever you say. Ship lands in the bay under escort. Clones burn down the door just as the ship avoids crashing into a feul tanker. Sudden deceleration knocks everyone off their feet. Smiley Clone in the back is excitedly pumping his arms in the air. REX: Well, I hope you enjoyed your trip. It was my first time. I don't think I did too badly... What do you think? Rex picks up his blaster and shoots REX. Rex: That's what I think of Clanker Pilots.