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Clone Wars The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by koonfan, May 26, 2009.

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  1. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    KOONFAN! Oh your humor has indeed been missed! [face_laugh]
     
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  2. floatlikegas

    floatlikegas Jedi Master star 2

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    Sidious in a duel......oops looks like that's happening now
     
  3. Cary_the_Brave

    Cary_the_Brave Jedi Knight star 3

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    Ahsoka not appearing in one single season.
     
  4. The Railway Man

    The Railway Man Jedi Knight

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    Let me preface this by saying I do rather like this show.

    Alas...

    Series 9, part one:

    Episode 1: Padme and Ashoka team up for 'fun' and something approaching adventure. This is a four episode arc.

    Episode 5: Padme struggles to convince the senate to establish an inter-departemental commitee with the sole purpose and intent to conduct a number of surveys and trials in an effory to ascertain through means legislative and investigative, whether or not war is good or bad for people who are alive rather than dead and if so what should be done yo. Be thrilled as she deals with meetings and red tape.

    Episode 6: Ashoka flow walks back in time to help defeat Darth Maul.

    Episode 7: Padme deals with administrative qualms and requsition forms. Watch as she writes things in an office!

    Episode 8: General Grevious is felled by a light breeze, somehow remains major component of Seperatist war machine.

    Episode 9: Padme and Ashoka have coffee, chat, defeat Cad Bane.

    Episode 10: Darth Maul's Third Cousin's best friends uncle's nephew's work cohorts' sometimes postman by marriage twice removed reenters Galactic society.

    Episode 11. Ashoka begins search for Darth Sideous, finds him.

    Episode 12: Padme tries to buy new office chair, forced to confront fiendish Trade Federation plot; meanwhile, Ashoka bests Count Dooku in combat, begins training him as apprentice.
     
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  5. DarthTalgus

    DarthTalgus Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Things we will never see : a good Jar Jar episode
     
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  6. Togruta

    Togruta Jedi Master star 4

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    An old human lady that doesn't look like Palpatine.
     
  7. Cary_the_Brave

    Cary_the_Brave Jedi Knight star 3

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    The Clone Wars needs to be a Back to the Future kind of franchise.
     
  8. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Master star 4

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    Jedi Jammies! (No, I'm never letting that go)
     
  9. Togruta

    Togruta Jedi Master star 4

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    Maul being denied service at a restaurant.
     
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  10. Spazmatron

    Spazmatron Jedi Padawan star 3

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    Sep 19, 2012
    And more Diner chokings!!!
     
  11. Cary_the_Brave

    Cary_the_Brave Jedi Knight star 3

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    Waiter: Hey, man, where's my tip?
    Maul: Oh, yes, I almost forgot.
    *Maul raises his hand and Force chokes the waiter*
    Chef: I remember this guy. He was at Pablo's Dub. But did he get a skin change or something?
     
  12. koonfan

    koonfan Jedi Knight star 4

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    Appreciate the contributions, folks! As always, keep it classy!

    ...Not classy as in the battlecry of the gentleman boxer Dudley from Street Fighter, but classy as in...well, you get the idea. :p

    We're almost at Season 5 itself, but I figured before we get the actual episodes to give us a good laugh, I'm going to take this opportunity to do that most sacred of comedy techniques: Taking established clips and extrapolating a completely ridiculous reason or motive behind them. XD

    Hondo: I bring a gift!
    Resistance fighter: Rocket launchers?
    Hondo: Oh, look at the time. Well, I must be off! (muttering) And I have to explain to Jabba why he now has Pilf Mukmuk plush merchandise instead of those rocket launchers he ordered off the holonet...
    Pilf: What? They were a good idea, and Onderon was ripe for publicity!

    -Obi-Wan and Bo-Katan observe the conflict on Mandalore...-
    Bo-Katan: Wow. Maul must really want you dead.
    Obi-Wan: You have no idea.
    Mandalorian: Team Jakob!
    Mauldalorian: Team Edvard! (they proceed to duel)
    Bo-Katan: (shrug) Heck, I just like both of them.
    Obi-Wan: Beg pardon?
    Bo-Katan: [face_whistling]

    Police droid: Alert! You are under arrest! Alert- (Maul and Savage take them out)
    Savage: Brother, you could have just paid your ticket.
    Maul: A Sith bows to no one! (ashamed) Also, we have no credits.
    Savage: I was wondering about that, since you're technically half-naked and I have no pockets.

    Protestor: There are some who do not believe the Jedi order is what it used to be!
    Ahsoka: What were we, exactly?
    Protestor 2: Well, first we thought you could have families. Then we thought you were peacekeepers, not soldiers. We're actually not sure what you used to be or what you are now or what you will become, we're just protesting ahead of time.
    Protestor 3: We're very anxious. :(

    Satine: Sometimes heroes fall, no matter how strong.
    -Cut to Obi-Wan and Satine hanging on for dear life from the Twilight...-
    Obi-Wan: Not exactly the best time for that line, my dear!

    Maul: Right, honestly, we don't care how you serve us, as long as you serve us well. But one thing we insist upon: You will now bear the markings of the Nightbrothers upon your armour.
    Pre Viszla: WHAT? Our colours are deeply important in our culture! You can't just do away with them!
    Savage: (flatly) They're just colours. [face_plain]
    Maul: And ours are more aesthetically pleasing!
    Pre Viszla: Alright, alright, I can live with that. We're nothing if not progressive, that's what makes us such successful conquerers-
    Maul: Oh, and you won't be needing this. (Force pulls Pre Viszla...'s "#1 Conquerer" mug, and shatters it)
    Savage: (gasp)
    Mandalorians: (gasp)
    Pre Viszla: Oh, that's it. FOR MANDALORE. (ignites darksaber)

    Gregor: (the droid scans his barcode) Oh, no!
    Announcer: A carton of blue milk!
    Gregor: (exhales in relief)
    Artoo: (stubbornly continues to scan)
    Announcer: Collector's Edition Holovid of How Azure Is My Abyss, featuring Director's Cut, Alternate Endings, and Commentary!
    Gregor: Ah-
    Artoo: (scans again)
    Announcer: You are a clone trooper of the Grand Army of the Republic!
     
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  13. Dark Lord Tarkas

    Dark Lord Tarkas Jedi Master star 5

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    [face_rofl]
     
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  14. Paparazzo

    Paparazzo Jedi Master star 3

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    Defeats him.
     
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  15. The Shadow Emperor

    The Shadow Emperor Jedi Master star 4

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    Mother Talzin marrying Darth Sidious.

    Oh, a man can only dream...
     
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  16. Mzukiller

    Mzukiller Jedi Padawan star 2

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    We will never see TCW do something right.
     
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  17. Paparazzo

    Paparazzo Jedi Master star 3

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    Ashoka saying "I can't do that"
     
  18. Spazmatron

    Spazmatron Jedi Padawan star 3

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    Ah but she did say that in season 2, when possessed Barriss asked her to kill her...

    and Ahsoka said "I can't do that"
     
  19. KenobiSkywalker

    KenobiSkywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    And in Storms Over Ryloth. Though she did it anyways.
     
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  20. Dark Lord Tarkas

    Dark Lord Tarkas Jedi Master star 5

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    Inconvenient fact. [face_laugh]
     
  21. SithStarSlayer

    SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  22. KenobiSkywalker

    KenobiSkywalker Jedi Master star 4

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  23. JackG

    JackG Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Stuff we'll never see?
    Good writing.
    [​IMG]
     
  24. Dan_Grievous_Tikkes_Fan

    Dan_Grievous_Tikkes_Fan Jedi Master star 4

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    One thing we will never see: An arc centered around the Separatists, not Dooku but around the Separatists.
     
  25. Dark Lord Tarkas

    Dark Lord Tarkas Jedi Master star 5

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    Stuff we'll never see?

    The professional writing credentials of those who make unexplained black-and-white attacks on the show's writing.
     
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