Awards THE SUMMER 2005 BEFORE THE SAGA FANFICTION AWARDS

Shmi is overwhelmed by the attention, but asked me to tell everyone thank you! She's still not quite sure how this happened...

 

Congrats to Mom again! Love you!

 

Congrats again, Kim!

 

Lots of love to Jemmy, little Yoda, and little Qui-Gon, too. They're all adorable little squirts who deserve awards.

 

LOL!! Annoying green man!!

"You know...that isn't polite...Umpf!" Dooku started until I elbowed him.

Please as if you've never called him anything...

"That is not up for dispute." He looks down his nose as a dark brow raises.

You need to lighten up my love. You are not in the Temple any longer.

 

VL! Congrats!

 

Wahoo! VL!

 

"Qui-Gon, I have to ask you about this list. I don't really understand why..." Shane pauses as he notices something, "What happened to that odd human you were with."

Qui-Gon points to the audience. "I warned him not to call you a bird. He persisted in doing so."

Shane winces, "You shouldn't get so violent on my account," he glances out into the audience, "And no one deserves that fate."

Qui-Gon shrugs. "It was his choice. He said I wasn't scary enough."

Shane eyes him, and smirks, but says nothing on the matter, "Well, at any rate, about this list..."

Obi-Wan drags himself back on the stage, "You... you Sith!" Shakes off the last dragger, and clings to whats left of his outer clothing.

Qui-Gon grins widely. "Choose your words wisely, next time, old man."

"Old?! I'm only two years older," Obi-Wan snaps.

"Well you tried to call me old and I'm younger."

"Because you're as old as Yoda in my time," Obi-wan huffs.

Qui-Gon beams. "Master Yoda always did say I would annoy him for eternity if I insisted on rebelling. I'm glad to see I succeed."

Obi-wan groans, "I'm going to go take a nap, fighting those fan girls took a lot out of me."

"Fine go nap. Give me the envelope so I can read the next list."

*****

By Layren and Neon Star

 

Hey! I LIKE Yoda.

I like 'im. I love 'im. I want some more of 'im.

 

Wonderful, Layren and Neon_Star!

 

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Here you go, Vadey...

<hands some more to Layren and Neon Star> Great going, you guys!

 

That was great!

 

You're so sweet, Princess!

 

Yay, VL and Shmi!

::Nibbi cautiously emerges from behind thirteen-year-old Obi at P_A's coaxing, then grins and tugs on Uncle Quig's hand::

"Hey, betcha all of 'em win before this is over, huh?"

Qui-Gon smiles down at the little one. "I'm certain they all deserve to, little one."

 

Congratulations to VaderLVR64 (and Shmi)!

And the nominees for the Best Non-Human Category are the following lovely aliens:

Me?telnen, Days Like These by Layren and Neon Star
Yoda, Home- a young Yoda story by jodiwent

Let's give these ladies (and associated aliens) a nice big round of applause before we turn on MIB for your special entertainment viewing! Oh, wait, first we need to announce the winners, then the movie.

*a deep voice thunders, and LJS cocks her head to side*

"What? No movie?"

*more deep rumbling*

"Alright, fiiiiine. We'll do it AFTER the awards ceremony. Stupid stuck up Force," she mutters, then brightens. "Yes, time to announce the winners!"

 

No movie!! I can barely stay awake as is!!! *curses lack of sleep from sister's wedding..*

 

Yeah and I have school tomorrow!

Sith.

 

And the winner for Best Non-Human is...

*Cue drumroll*

Yoda, Home- a young Yoda story by jodiwent!

Congratulations!



*Statue levitates out of Striker's hands and flies over to Yoda*



Stupid green-

*Striker begins floating up*

Never mind! Never mind! On to the next category!!!!

 

My pleasure, Vadey.

<Uncle Quig throws Nibbi onto his shoulders and dances a jig, a la pod-race winner Ani, as the hosts yell at him> "Come back here, you...great big lout!"

 

Congrats, Jodi!

 

YAY! Jodiwent!

 

Yay Jodiwent!

 

Congratulations jodiwent (and little Yoda)!

*shivers dramatically*

LJS announces, "It would appear that the time has come to honor those lovely baddy bad guys of writing! The nominees of the Best Villian Category are as follows:

Xanatos, Destiny by tangled_sphere
Nalistar, Decisions of Darkness by Layren and Kynstar
Qui-Gon, Kynstar and the Count by MysteriousRaven13
Quinlan Vos, On Broken Wings by obi_ew

Let's give these guys (and their lovely creators) a nice big hand while they wait to discover who's the baddest of this evil bunch!"

 

Yay, Yoda! A great non-human, as a child or as an adult!