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FF:SA The Super-Honky Seinfeld Quotes thread.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Merrick77, Sep 23, 2009.

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  1. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Kramer: This guy's nothin' but a piece of crap...
    Newman: You are nothing but a piece of crap.
    Record store guy: Pardon me?
    Kramer: A piece of crap...
    Newman: A piece of crap.

    Kramer: I find you extremely ugly...
    Newman: I find you extremely ugly.
    Record store guy: Do you?

    Kramer: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour...
    Newman: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.
    Record store guy: Oh, is that right?
    Kramer: I loathe you...
    NEWMAN: I loathe you.


  2. Darth_Meanders Force Ghost

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    May 23, 2004
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  3. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2007
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    George: I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense.
    Jerry: Cheapness is not a sense.
  4. Aiel Jedi Master

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    Oct 14, 2004
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    Kramer: You're wasting your life.

    George: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.

    Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?

    George: No.

    Kramer: You got money?

    George: No.

    Kramer: Do you have a woman?

    George: No.

    Kramer: Do you have any prospects?

    George: No.

    Kramer: You got anything on the horizon?

    George: Uh, no.

    Kramer: Do you have any action at all?

    George: No.

    Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

    George: I like to get the Daily News.
  5. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Jun 3, 2003
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty.......
  6. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2007
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    Kramer: I must have been out of my mind, look at you, why don't you do something with your life, you sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society!
  7. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

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    George: "I have no power. Why should she have the upper hand? Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand. No hand at all. She has the hand. I have no hand."
  8. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2007
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    It's a festivus for the rest of us!
  9. LittleTinGoddess Force Ghost

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    Oct 7, 2006
    star 4
  10. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2007
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    Serenity Now! (this episode's on right now)
  11. Aiel Jedi Master

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    Oct 14, 2004
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    Jerry: I don't want to be a pirate!
  12. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Elaine: This is the Urban Sombrero. I put it on the cover of our last catalog.

    peterman: The horror! The horror!
  13. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

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    Jerry: "But are you still Master of your Domain?"
    George: "I am King of the County. You?"
    Jerry: "Lord of the Manor."
  14. REACTOR_DRONE Jedi Knight

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    Mar 11, 2005
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    Kramer: You look like a cowboy!

    Jerry: But I don't wanna be a cowboy!
  15. oz_skipp Jedi Master

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    Apr 20, 2004
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    All (180?) Seinfeld episodes + 100 hours of extras for about $170 @ Big W.
  16. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

    Manager
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    Jul 10, 2004
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    Multiple episodes on Go!

    It's an unvitation!
  17. oz_skipp Jedi Master

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    Apr 20, 2004
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    What's my father doing with a man in a cape?

    How can it be racist if I like their race?

    Wear boxers...

    (all from the first five minutes of one episode, haha)
  18. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2007
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    Newman: You want to know why you can't go in front first? I'll tell you why. Because it signals a breakdown in the social order. Chaos. It reduces us to jungle law.
  19. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    "You had me sleeping on a pee-stained couch?!"
    "No no no, the cushion was turned over."
    "But the very idea. You had me lying in urine."
  20. Aiel Jedi Master

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    Uncle Leo: "Jerry! Hello!"
  21. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2007
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    "So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?"
    "Undateable!"
    "Then how are all these people getting together?"
    "Alcohol."
  22. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Elaine: I will never understand people.

    Jerry: They're the worst.
  23. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2007
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    George "Salsa is now the number one condiment in America..."
    Jerry "Do you know why? Because people like to say 'Salsa'."
  24. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    babu: "You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!!"
  25. Merrick77 Jedi Knight

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    JERRY: Oh, I'm glad you're here, so we can get this all straightened out. Would you like a cup of tea?
    BOOKMAN: You got any coffee?
    JERRY: Coffee?
    BOOKMAN: Yeah. Coffee.
    JERRY: No, I don't drink coffee.
    BOOKMAN: Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee?
    JERRY: No, I don't have--
    BOOKMAN: You don't have any instant coffee?
    JERRY: Well, I don't normally--
    BOOKMAN: Who doesn't have instant coffee?
    JERRY: I don't.
    BOOKMAN: You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.
    JERRY: Really? I'll have to remember that.

    Bookman Video
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