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The SW Anti-Guru

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by DarthGelatinous, Jun 13, 2001.

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  1. AgentCoop

    AgentCoop Jedi Master star 4

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    Star Wars Anti-Guru...how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
     
  2. DarthGelatinous

    DarthGelatinous Jedi Master star 2

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    "...how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? "

    Considerably more than it takes to get to the delicious creamy center of Princess Leia.
     
  3. BenQ

    BenQ Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Anti-Guru, which phone company has the most annoying comercials?

     
  4. DarthGelatinous

    DarthGelatinous Jedi Master star 2

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    "Anti-Guru, which phone company has the most annoying comercials?"

    Taco Bell

     
  5. KypDuron

    KypDuron Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 21, 2001
    Speaking of telephome commercials...how the hell did David Arquette land Courtney Cox...and Devilanse...don't call me Shirley!!! ;)
     
  6. Erk

    Erk Jedi Master star 4

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    Mighty SW Anti-Guru are you and DarthGelantinous the same person?
     
  7. GRAND_ADMIRAL_prawn

    GRAND_ADMIRAL_prawn Jedi Youngling

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    May 19, 2002
    Does Vader smoke crack in his helmet?
     
  8. DarthLefty

    DarthLefty Jedi Youngling star 2

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    May 3, 2001
    Oh great and powerful Anti-Guru. i realize you're schedule is pretty damn full, however, i have traveled great distances to seek your Anti-Wisdom (i had to climb up stairs. how awful.). my question: what the your favorite part of the Holiday Special?
     
  9. DarthLefty

    DarthLefty Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oh great and powerful Anti-Guru. i realize you're schedule is pretty damn full, however, i have traveled great distances to seek your Anti-Wisdom (i had to climb up stairs. how awful.). my question: what the your favorite part of the Holiday Special?
     
  10. DarthLefty

    DarthLefty Jedi Youngling star 2

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    May 3, 2001
    Oh great and powerful Anti-Guru. i realize you're schedule is pretty damn full, however, i have traveled great distances to seek your Anti-Wisdom (i had to climb up stairs. how awful.). my question: what the your favorite part of the Holiday Special?
     
  11. Devilanse

    Devilanse Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 11, 2002
    Kyp Duron.......


    You ARE DA WINNAH!!!!!!
    For finding that most ageless of quips, and for responding in true form....your substantial reward is........











    $1.98


    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
     
  12. Devilanse

    Devilanse Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 11, 2002
    ANTI GURU!!!! COME BACK.....WE NEED YOU!!!!!
     
  13. NotClownJ0KER

    NotClownJ0KER Jedi Master star 2

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    Apr 24, 2001
    o.k.....

    Leia-Buns or Braids?
     
  14. KypDuron

    KypDuron Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 21, 2001
    Hey...
    I'd braid Leia's buns anyday :)


    still waiting on my $1.98.....I take checks, money orders, cash, Visa, MasterCard, Discover, Diner's Club, traveler's cheques, third party checks, IRA dividends, first born children, prima nocte ;) , gold, platinum, book of the month memberships, gift certificates, jewelry, payroll withholdings, BUT NO AMERICAN EXPRESS(they have a 3% surcharge to you them.
     
  15. KypDuron

    KypDuron Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hey...don't ya hate it the sys says there's an error in posting your reply so you re-post and then end up posting twice????
     
  16. Devilanse

    Devilanse Jedi Knight star 5

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    You never received your $1.98, Kyp? Hmmmm....thats odd...I placed the check in the mail just last week. How strange that you did not get it. I will put my people on it right away!
     
  17. Devilanse

    Devilanse Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oh, and byt the way...I always referred to Leia's hairstyle from ANH as "cinnamon rolls". She's so cute in all of her hairdos, I honestly couldn't decide...so I'll say I prefer Leia in.......





    THE JABBA SLAVE COSTUME....YEAH THATS IT!!!
     
  18. DarthGelatinous

    DarthGelatinous Jedi Master star 2

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    May 15, 2001
    "Mighty SW Anti-Guru are you and DarthGelantinous the same person?"

    It would take me three more episodes to fully explain my original version of the true identity of DarthGelatrinous so I'm just gonna say that he's my sister.
     
  19. DarthGelatinous

    DarthGelatinous Jedi Master star 2

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    "Does Vader smoke crack in his helmet?"

    No, but his crack sure was smokin' at the end of ROTJ.
     
  20. DarthGelatinous

    DarthGelatinous Jedi Master star 2

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    May 15, 2001
    "...what the your favorite part of the Holiday Special?"

    A deleted scene where Boba Fett was swallowed by Bea Arthur.
     
  21. DarthGelatinous

    DarthGelatinous Jedi Master star 2

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    May 15, 2001
    "Leia-Buns or Braids?"

    Buns, hands down. They're easier to hold onto.
     
  22. Devilanse

    Devilanse Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 11, 2002
    A question about "Nerf-Herders"...

    Are "Nerfs" a flesh and blood creature, or do the Herders just stand guard around large pens filled with multi-colored foam balls?
     
  23. Pooja

    Pooja Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 25, 2002
    Are "Nerfs" a flesh and blood creature, or do the Herders just stand guard around large pens filled with multi-colored foam balls?

    Roger Ebert.
     
  24. Sophita

    Sophita Jedi Master star 4

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    May 24, 2002
    So, if Leia somehow "always knew" Luke was her brother, does that mean she has some sort of incest fetish?

    Is Luke too small to be a stormtrooper?

    If Amidala survived to be in the OT, would she have gone on a talk show to demand Vader take a paternity test?

    How can Luke and Leia be so small if Darth Vader is so tall?

    After Vader dies, do Luke and Leia take care of his sheep?

    Can Taun Taun's tango?

    Were Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan gay?
     
  25. KypDuron

    KypDuron Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 21, 2001
    So if Luke and Leia are brother and sister, and Leia was Dark Vader's daughter and Luke was Dark Vader's son.....and Yoda and Yaddle were friends in college, and Mace and Dookkuu were master an....(oh wait shouldn't use the word master when referring to Mace), and Palpatine and Ovaltine were separated at birth, then my question is... exactly how many hamsters did Richard Gere really get "up there"????
     
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