The SWC Empire - The Empire is victorious in all fonts!

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  1. silverfighter Force Ghost

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    I don't care which title I have, any title satisfies me. Feel free to put me wherever. :p
  2. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    The Leadership - led by Grand Vizer Sinre
    1. s65horsey, Dark Lady Adviser

    The Modderence

    1. Imperial_Hammer
    2. GrandAdmiralJello
    3. Aragorn327, Tan, owner of Moffship, with a Gun.

    The Military - led by Grand Admiral The_Loyal_Imperial
    1. Sith-Takai, Admiral
    2. silverfighter, Corporal

    The Dark Side Adepts - led by Grand Inquisitor darth_nemisis

    1. Despised1, High Inquisitor
    2. DarthXan318, High Inquisitor
    3. Rilwen_Shadowflame, High Inquisitor
    4. Kev-Mas-Colcha, Inquisitor
    5. Thrawn1786, Enforcer

    Bumbling Idiot minded by Ensing Arn

    1. MsLanna - klutz par excellence


    Li, even the most useless Rebel may overwhelm us if they outnumber us 50-1. Sure, we'll have fun mowing them down, but we'll still be dead. :p

    Today, in light of the celebrations of the Rebel Scum, I would like to give all of us the opportunity to honour a Rebel for how much we want to kill them.

    This Wednesday, its...

    Admiral Ackbar.

    [image=http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/60/Ackbar_CloseUp.jpg]

    Silly fishfolk with no understanding of elegance in their war vessels, resisting us for no other reason than we attempted to give them a greater purpose as workers in HIM's Empire. The Wookies thanked us! Eventually.

    Silverfighter! HIM has decided you are a Corporal in the Empire's Army! Attention!/>
  3. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Jul 8, 2005
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    I only like Calamari deep-fried; with garlic-mayonnaise...

    And yes, we most definitely have the better designer. Our ships are beauties![face_love]
  4. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    Mon Calamari starships look like stretched-out toads. :p

    But then again, so do the Mon Calamari themselves...[face_thinking]
  5. Mikaboshi Force Ghost

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    [image=http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m54/Dinkus_Mayhem/ackbar_its_a_trap.jpg]
  6. Kev-Mas_Colcha Force Ghost

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    Admiral Snackbar, is indeed a snackbar. Yum...
  7. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    *rotfl*

    random: in German the suffix 'bar' often means 'able' so in German he'd be edible now.[face_mischief]
  8. Kev-Mas_Colcha Force Ghost

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    :D yay. He's edible!
  9. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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  10. Kev-Mas_Colcha Force Ghost

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    *force chokes Mister_Master* You don't even know what disgusting looks like... Oh wait, of course you do, you're scum. :p
  11. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    While you're here, might I offer you some fried Calamari? ;)

    [image=http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/recipes/9902631110_fried-calamari-with-tartar-sauce-recipe.jpg]
  12. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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    Oct 17, 2007
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    I'm tempted to say yes, I like fried calamari. but not fried mon calamari.
  13. silverfighter Force Ghost

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    Uuuuuggghh, I'm never going to be able to eat that stuff again without thinking I'm eating a big fishy guy. [face_sick] Not that I had much luck to begin with when I first made the connection between the two (not that I had much luck when I first found out what it was I was eating) but now I've seen the picture of whatshis face and calamari in the same few seconds...

    ((gags))
  14. Thrawn1786 Force Ghost

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    Feb 8, 2004
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    Apprentice mine! Behave yourself! [face_shame_on_you]
  15. DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus

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  16. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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    Yes Master.
  17. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    I just wish my padawan was that obedient. But I knighted him and he ran off to join the Rebels.:_|
  18. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    For all Rebels in the SWC. Novelty, Grand Inquisitor.

    Hmmm. Yum. HIM approves of putting Rebels in their rightful place.

    MsLanna, HIM is displeased that your apprentice joined the Rebellion. He shall direct your Ensign to punish you as necessary.

    Thrawn1786, your apprentice should join the Empire, HIM believes. Make it so!
  19. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Heeey! Does that mean my free day at the flight simulators ggets cancelled?
    Noooooooooooooooooo:_|
  20. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    HIM is fair. It is but one day. You shall learn, and the Empire will be triumphant!
  21. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Okay. [face_plain]
    But only if YOU go here and tell my readers that you are the reason I didn't update...[face_not_talking]
  22. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    HIM has directed me to do so, and so I shall.
  23. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Thank you.
    Do I get some extra crisp Imps to protect me from angry readers, too?[face_batting]
    There's no such thing as too much Imperial company.[face_love]
  24. Ceillean Force Ghost

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    Nov 13, 2001
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    *takes a peek*
    So where's Arn? :D

    *waves at Lanna*
    I made it, see! I just simply forgot.
    I know, I know -- how can I forget the Empire? Long story. But now I'm here. :)
  25. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    As Grand Admiral of the SWC Empire, I have acquired an official recruitment poster for us. Hopefully by spreading awareness of our great cause we can stamp out the weed-like growth of the Rebel Scum.

    [image=http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/c/cd/Imperialrecruitposter.jpg]
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