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The SWC Empire - The Empire is victorious in all fonts!

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Sinrebirth, Jun 5, 2008.

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  1. silverfighter

    silverfighter Jedi Knight star 4

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    I don't care which title I have, any title satisfies me. Feel free to put me wherever. :p
     
  2. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    The Leadership - led by Grand Vizer Sinre
    1. s65horsey, Dark Lady Adviser

    The Modderence

    1. Imperial_Hammer
    2. GrandAdmiralJello
    3. Aragorn327, Tan, owner of Moffship, with a Gun.

    The Military - led by Grand Admiral The_Loyal_Imperial
    1. Sith-Takai, Admiral
    2. silverfighter, Corporal

    The Dark Side Adepts - led by Grand Inquisitor darth_nemisis

    1. Despised1, High Inquisitor
    2. DarthXan318, High Inquisitor
    3. Rilwen_Shadowflame, High Inquisitor
    4. Kev-Mas-Colcha, Inquisitor
    5. Thrawn1786, Enforcer

    Bumbling Idiot minded by Ensing Arn

    1. MsLanna - klutz par excellence


    Li, even the most useless Rebel may overwhelm us if they outnumber us 50-1. Sure, we'll have fun mowing them down, but we'll still be dead. [face_tongue]

    Today, in light of the celebrations of the Rebel Scum, I would like to give all of us the opportunity to honour a Rebel for how much we want to kill them.

    This Wednesday, its...

    [link=http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ackbar]Admiral Ackbar[/link].

    [image=http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/60/Ackbar_CloseUp.jpg]

    Silly fishfolk with no understanding of elegance in their war vessels, resisting us for no other reason than we attempted to give them a greater purpose as workers in HIM's Empire. The Wookies thanked us! Eventually.

    Silverfighter! HIM has decided you are a Corporal in the Empire's Army! Attention!>
     
  3. MsLanna

    MsLanna Jedi Master star 6

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    I only like Calamari deep-fried; with garlic-mayonnaise...

    And yes, we most definitely have the better designer. Our ships are beauties![face_love]
     
  4. The Loyal Imperial

    The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mon Calamari starships look like stretched-out toads. :p

    But then again, so do the Mon Calamari themselves...[face_thinking]
     
  5. Mikaboshi

    Mikaboshi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [image=http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m54/Dinkus_Mayhem/ackbar_its_a_trap.jpg]
     
  6. Kev-Mas_Colcha

    Kev-Mas_Colcha Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Admiral Snackbar, is indeed a snackbar. Yum...
     
  7. MsLanna

    MsLanna Jedi Master star 6

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    *rotfl*

    random: in German the suffix 'bar' often means 'able' so in German he'd be edible now.[face_mischief]
     
  8. Kev-Mas_Colcha

    Kev-Mas_Colcha Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    :D yay. He's edible!
     
  9. Mister_Master

    Mister_Master Jedi Master star 6

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    You guys are disgusting [face_sick]
     
  10. Kev-Mas_Colcha

    Kev-Mas_Colcha Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    *force chokes Mister_Master* You don't even know what disgusting looks like... Oh wait, of course you do, you're scum. :p
     
  11. The Loyal Imperial

    The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    While you're here, might I offer you some fried Calamari? ;)

    [image=http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/recipes/9902631110_fried-calamari-with-tartar-sauce-recipe.jpg]
     
  12. Mister_Master

    Mister_Master Jedi Master star 6

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    I'm tempted to say yes, I like fried calamari. but not fried mon calamari.
     
  13. silverfighter

    silverfighter Jedi Knight star 4

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    Uuuuuggghh, I'm never going to be able to eat that stuff again without thinking I'm eating a big fishy guy. [face_sick] Not that I had much luck to begin with when I first made the connection between the two (not that I had much luck when I first found out what it was I was eating) but now I've seen the picture of whatshis face and calamari in the same few seconds...

    ((gags))
     
  14. Thrawn1786

    Thrawn1786 Jedi Master star 5

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    Apprentice mine! Behave yourself! [face_shame_on_you]
     
  15. DarthXan318

    DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mmmmm, tasty. [face_mischief]
     
  16. Mister_Master

    Mister_Master Jedi Master star 6

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    Yes Master.
     
  17. MsLanna

    MsLanna Jedi Master star 6

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    I just wish my padawan was that obedient. But I knighted him and he ran off to join the Rebels.:_|
     
  18. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    For all Rebels in the SWC. Novelty, Grand Inquisitor.

    Hmmm. Yum. HIM approves of putting Rebels in their rightful place.

    MsLanna, HIM is displeased that your apprentice joined the Rebellion. He shall direct your Ensign to punish you as necessary.

    Thrawn1786, your apprentice should join the Empire, HIM believes. Make it so!
     
  19. MsLanna

    MsLanna Jedi Master star 6

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    Heeey! Does that mean my free day at the flight simulators ggets cancelled?
    Noooooooooooooooooo:_|
     
  20. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    HIM is fair. It is but one day. You shall learn, and the Empire will be triumphant!
     
  21. MsLanna

    MsLanna Jedi Master star 6

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    Okay. [face_plain]
    But only if YOU go [link=http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/28038288/p4/?83]here[/link] and tell my readers that you are the reason I didn't update...[face_not_talking]
     
  22. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    HIM has directed me to do so, and so I shall.
     
  23. MsLanna

    MsLanna Jedi Master star 6

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    Thank you.
    Do I get some extra crisp Imps to protect me from angry readers, too?[face_batting]
    There's no such thing as too much Imperial company.[face_love]
     
  24. Ceillean

    Ceillean Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    *takes a peek*
    So where's Arn? :D

    *waves at Lanna*
    I made it, see! I just simply forgot.
    I know, I know -- how can I forget the Empire? Long story. But now I'm here. :)
     
  25. The Loyal Imperial

    The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    As Grand Admiral of the SWC Empire, I have acquired an official recruitment poster for us. Hopefully by spreading awareness of our great cause we can stamp out the weed-like growth of the Rebel Scum.

    [image=http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/c/cd/Imperialrecruitposter.jpg]
     
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