I thought this was pretty funny. Use a translator service like [link=http://www.freetranslation.com/]FreeTranslation.Com[/link] and translate a card text to another language then translate it back to english. I did the one below 3 times from English to Italian then back to English then to Spanish then back to English, then to German and back to English. The name of the card is Vader's Fury and the original text is:[blockquote] Pay 6 Force -> Choose one of your Starfighters in the Space arena. Each time that Starfighter attacks this turn, when its attack ends, choose a unit in the Space arena that it can attack but hasn't attacked this turn. The Starfighter attacks that unit. Play only when no unit is attacking.[/blockquote] The converted text from the 3X translation is:[blockquote] Around 6 powers -> selects to pay an of its Starfighters in the sand of the place. Each time that Starfighter attacks this return if they do not attack selects however can its until of the attack, a unit in the sand of the place of that to attack this return. The Starfighter attacks that unit. In order to play only if unit does not attack. [/blockquote] I figured we should see who can come up with the funniest one. List both the real text and what you came up with and what languages you used.