St. Lou, MO The Tabee and Robin Show takes over!

Thank the maker! There are now some NEW people who have nothing better to do than keep this forum alive. No longer must I continue a running online dialogue with myself in order to create the illusion that St. Louis actually does have Star Wars living there.

Whew! What a relief. Now I finally have time for a relaxing oil bath. It'll feel so good, what with the rebellion and all.

 

Me and Sally need to come up with a theme song and all sorts of neat stuff. Hmmm, will have to think on it

 

Throw cream pies at the audience????

Oh, the horror!!!





Um... could you make mine banana please?

 

Banana cream pie coming up!

 

The Tabee and Sally show!!!!


Hehe I like it!!!!!

No bananas!!!! They are evil!!

 

Bananas are evil, but they make great lawyers... they always win on a-peel. ::rim shot::

 

:::groans, clutches stomach:::

 

Gee, Steph, are you ill or something? Maybe you should go lie down....

 

We will take a vote, who thinks that for that joke, Stardreamer should be shot?

 

I do I do!

 

Ok, for tonight's show.
*opening music*
Tabee: Good evening everyone, I'm Tabee
Robin: And I'm Sally! Confused yet?
Tabee: Actually I am, why aren't you wearing shoes?
Sally: Cuz shoes couase my feet to become well...become deadly
Tabee: How so? Wait, I don't think I wanna know
Sally: No you prolly don't
Tabee: I so agree. Well, why don't we bring on tonights special guest.
Sally: That'll be fun! I'm all geared up to humiliate!
Tabee: Now Sally, let's meet him before we humiliate him. I would like to introduce Stardreamer!
Sally: Stardreamer come on out!
*crowd cheers*
Stardreamer: Hi you two, how ya doing?
Sally: I'm ok
Tabee: Life's all good
Stardreamer: I am so honored to be your first guest
Tabee: Well, you may change your mind.
Sally: That's right, we heard that you told a really bad joke
Stardreamer: Yes I... wait a minute! That joke was good!
Tabee: Um, no, it wasn't. The punishment for telling a bad joke is to be shot
Stardreamer: What are you talking about? Shot? You're goina kill me? For a bad joke?
Sally: Yeah, that's how it works
Tabee: Now if you'll just stand right here on the little X
*Stardreamer stands on X, looking frighetened*
Sally: Ok, will the riflemen please come in?
*ten riflemen march into the studio, the crowd goes silent*
Tabee: Rifle Commander, you may fire at will
Rifle Commander: Troops, take aim...FIRE!!!
*The crowds gasps as thousands of nerf balls fly at Stardreamer*
Stardreamer: What the? Nerf balls? This doesn't hurt! In fact it kinda tickles!
*begins laughing*
Sally: Well, I think that's the show! Can't reallt beat this. Good night everyone!
Tabee: Night all, come back tomorrow when we interview Jedi Master Yoda!
*audience applauds, credits roll, shoot is cut*

 

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that was great. although i was expecting, instead of nerfballs, a firing squad made up of stormtroopers. that would have left Dreamer equally intact, and w/o the tickling, which, knowing him as I do, he probably considered a reward, not a punishment.

nevertheless, i breathlessly await the next episode.

 

OH!!!!




you forgot to throw cream pies at the audience!

 

That wasn't me up there telling bad jokes... that was my evil clone, Staardreamer.

Yeah, you forgot the pies! Be careful, though... the audience may throw cream pies right back atcha!

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There! See what I mean? Heh heh heh!

 

aww, look at that, you hit Sally. I don't think she really deserved that. Well, the next episode might be a bit in coming, me and Sally gotta come up with something good.
*pies thrown into audience, everyone hit at least five times*
You really shouldn't have said anything

 

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Tabee & Sally - The Audience Strikes Back

hee hee hee hee hee!

I'm an old hand at message-board pie-throws, you two; it took some digging, but I located and rearmed my MegaPieLauncherSupreme. So who wants me on their team?

 

*wonders if she could borrow Fi's pie launcher. But goes off to find her bag of never ending supply of shaving cream ballons and water ballons*

I am always armed....

 

*opening music, Dual of Fates*
Sally: Hi everyone! It's the Tabee and Sally show!!! I'm Tabee!
Tabee: And I'm a raccoon!
Sally: You are?
Tabee: Well, you said you were Tabee
Sally: Oh, um, I wanna be Sally again!
Tabee: Ok, be that way, be Sally
Sally: Ok I will
Tabee: You are silly
Sally: Just like you
Tabee: So true
Sally: Well, as you all know, yesterday we had Stardreamer here as our
speacil guest
Tabee: That's right, hopefully he has learned what happnes to ppl who tell
bad jokes.
Sally: In Illinois
Tabee: Right in Illinois, we have strict laws about these things
Sally: So, lets bring out todays guest, who you all know form last night's
show is...
Tabee: Jedi Master Yoda!!!
*crowds cheers widely*
*Yoda waddles to his chair*
Sally: Good evening Master Yoda, how are you?
Yoda: Good I am
Tabee: That's nice, we are so happy to have you here, and we have some
questions for you, if you don't mind
Yoda: Not of course
Sally: Well, the question I have to ask, what was it like to die?
Yoda: Much sleep falling it is like
Tabee: Really? That's fascinating
Sally: Yes it is, I have to know... what is your favorite color?
Yoda: Beware of the dark side
Tabee: Um, I'm guessing you don't like dark colors
Sally: How did you feel when Obi-Wan insisted on trainign Anakin?
Yoda: Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
Tabee: Well, that's straight to the point. How do you feel about the
reactions to the new movies? Especially Attack of the Clones?
Yoda: Wars not make one great
Sally: No I suppose the don't. Are you proud of what Luke became?
Yoda: Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
Sally: That doesn't answer my question!
Yoda: Like Luke you are, no patience
Tabee: Drop it Sally, the shows almost over. Are there any last words of
wisdom you can give to us?
Yoda: Mind what you have learned. Save you it can
Sally: Well, thta's all for are show. Tune in tomorrow when we discuss the
X-wing series, feel free to PM either of us with questions (please, it'll
help)
Tabee: Yup! Good night everybody! May the Force be with you!
*crowd applauds, credits roll, scene is cut, pies fly at the audience*

 

Me and Tabee are now taking PM's and I will take e-mails and I am sure tabee will too...for any questions you want answered during the next show. The Q&A part of the show should start up soon so don't be afraid to ask a question...stupid or not!

 

Yup, e-mails are welcome!

 

Oops, meant to post this yesterday. Sally and me decided to do the show on weekends only. Weekdays are just way too busy. So the next show will prolly be Saturday night!

 

I know now for sure that the air is too thin up in O'Fallon....lol...I will just keep my happy self down in Belleville...hehe

Drats! I have to venture to O'Fallon every Saturday. Why couldn't they put the soccer fields somewhere else, say Fairview Heights?

Hehehe, actually great job guys, funny stuff.

 

You dare to insult O'Fallon! I'm kidding, we do it all the time!

 

so is this how it's going to be jedigal? me getting thrown away like last weeks old garbage???

didn't my conversations to me mean anything to you???

 

O'Fallon...*spins her finger in the air and sarcasticly says "w00t"*