Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by jedigal, Oct 5, 2001.
Alas, poor Yodaboy! I knew him, Horatio!
y'all are silly
Sally: Good evening everyone, it's that time again! I'm Sally
Tabee: So, that means I'm Tabee!
Sally: Well, as we said, this edisode is about the X-wing books, we didn't get many questions, so we'll answer some then make stuff up to talk about
Tabee: Sounds good to me
Sally: Our first question is ?Did the authors know what they were talking about, when writing the dogfights??
Tabee: I don?t have any idea. They may not have known anything! But they were very good at Bsing
Sally: That?s a good point, or they could have read up on it, asked real pilots questions, those sort of things
Tabee: Well, that?s what we came up with, so it?s really up to you
Sally: Next ?what is an etheric rudder?? I don?t know?
Tabee: Neither do I, sorry, if you e-mail one of us the book it?s in, we?ll try to find out
Sally: Next ?What kind of fans favor the X-wing series??
Tabee: Well, I?d have to say that people who like humor and who want to know more about what the pilots go through
Sally: That and fans who want to get away from reading about the core characters, the series talk about people who are crucial to the military aspects of the Rebellion.
Tabee: Next question ?Who are our favorite charactors?? That?s really hard, but I like Wes, Hobbie, Corran, Phanan, Face, Gavin, Rhysati, Ace, Nawara, Aril,
Sally: STOP!! Admit it, you like them all!
Tabee: OK, I do, I?m weak, but Wes and Hobbie are at the top of the list! Who do you like?
Sally: Um, same as you?
Tabee: hehe, along with that question it ?why do we like them??
Sally: Well, I?m not sure
Tabee: I know!!! I like Wes, Hobbie, Face, and Phanon cuz they?re funny!! The rest cuz they add to the story, personally I cry every time one of them dies. I hate it when they die
Sally: I guess we?ll go with those answers. Our next and final question is ?Should the series stop or keep going?? I think it should keep going
Tabee: YES!!!! We need more X-wing!!!
Sally: I think we all know what Tabee wants
Tabee: *mumbles* more X-wing
Sally: Ok then, that?s it for the questions, we gotta find out something to talk about
Tabee: *mumbles* more X-wing
Sally: We?re getting the point, Um, well, no idea what to talk about, so I guess this is it, we?ll try to come up with something tomorrow, Any questions anyone has, e-mail or PM us and we?ll answer to the best of our abilities
Tabee: *mumbles* more X-wing
Sally: Well, night everyone! See ya tomorrow!!
Tabee: *bursts into tears*
Sally: It?s ok Tabee, there will be more X-wing books soon, until then here, read Starfighters of Adamar, you?ll feel better
Tabee: *sniff* need tissue
Sally: Here *hands Tabee a tissue*
Tabee: *meekly* book?
Sally: Here, go read. Night everyone!! Hopefully Tabee wil feel better for our next show
*crowd applauds, credits roll, scene is cut, pies fly at the audience*
How can you make fun of O'Fallon? How can you NOT make fun of O'Fallon? Bellevillians are obviously superior.
Great show, ladies!
Don't cry, Tab, I'm sure we'll get our continuation eventually.
And, oh yeah, thanks for the pies!
:::spoons chocolate cream off poncho:::
Sally, I think we may have to hunt down JediJeffro, obviously he thinks we like this town. Weirdo.
Agreed...hey I have an idea for the show...how about a we pick one person from the audience and they get a special treat...hehe...they get to pick from 3 cards/doors(?) and what ever they pick is their treat...and I never said the treat was going to be a good thing...hehe
Wait... where's Wedge in that list of favorites from the X-Wing books? What?! You left him out??? Okay, y'all can't be my friends no more....
I'm so sorry, I'll fix it:
Tabee: Hi, this is a news break from the Tabee and Sally show
Sally: It has come to our attention that out writer forgot to mention Wedge among the X-wing favorites
Tabee: We are so sorry, obviously Wedge is among the top five. Please accept our apologies
Sally: Our writer will be dealt with, she will be fired.
Writer: NOOO!! I need this job don't fire me!
Sally: Troopers, please take her away
*stormtroopers drag the writer away*
Tabee: I hope everyone is happy now, Have a good day!
Wedge Antilles fans everywhere salute you both for your swift and decisive action.
*Open music and credits*
Sally: Good evening everyone! This is the Robin and Tabee show...
Tabee: *Glares at Sally*
Sally: Ok ok...sheesh some people. This is the ~Tabee~ and Robin show. I am Sally.
Tabee: Much better. And I am Tabee!
Sally: We have a great show planned for you.
Tabee: Yup! In fact we have two, count them two special guests!
Sally: First off, everyone give a big round of applause for the master of music!
Sally and Tabee at the same time: John Williams!!!!!!!!
Tabee: Ok I got to know one thing, before we get on to some other aspect of this interview. Can I have your hat?
Sally: He's wearing a hat?!
John W.: Sure you can have my hat, but I left it in the dressing room.
Sally: Ok I have a question from our studio audence. "Why is all the music classical?"
Tabee: *Looks at HW with a confused look* ooooook
John W: Well it is because I don't like all that so called music that a lot of people your age listens to.
*Audience throw pies at John*
Tabee: Well it seems that the people don't like that answer...
Sally: Well I have one last question, and I know Tabee what to know that answer.
John W.: Ok what is that?
Tabee: Hold on a sec here...we are the ones asking the questions not you.
Sally: Whoa! Hold your temper there Tabee. Anyways, John can Tabee and I join the London Symphony Orchestra?
John W.: Sure if you can pass the audition process.
Tabee and Sally : *Groan and shove John off the stage.*
Tabee: Ok now for the new part of the show....for this we need our second special guest.
Sally: Jeffro will you please come on the stage.
Jeffro: *looks slightly frightened* Yes...
Tabee: Don't be scared, just pick a door any door.
Sally: yes and in that door you pick is your special prize.
Jeffro: *a bit happy now* Ok I pick door 1.
Sally: *smiling* good choice!
Tabee: First off lets show Jeffro what he didn't pick!
Sally: Door 2, was a brand new mustange convertable!
Tabee: Door 3, was a trip to Jamacia!
Sally: Ok ready to see what your prize was?
Jeffro: *all happy now* Yes!!!
Tabee: You heard him, open up door number one.
Anoucer: You just won...a year supply of Hutt spit! Yup that's right....a year supply of Hutt spit...it can wash your walls, or you can use it to fill your swimming pool! It is that one product that can be used for anything *under his breath* though I don't know why...this stuff reaks!
Sally: so what do you think?!
Jeffro: *passes out*
Tabee: ok...I guess he is just overly excited...
Sally: well that is all for tonights show. We shall see y'all next week when we talk about food products!
Tabee: Untill next week...
Sally and Tabee: May the Force be with you! and Yub Yub!!!
*Sally go to the pie launcher and launches pies in to the audience!*
Very funny Tabee, Sally I'm enjoying all the ones I read. Keep them coming
Your friend in the Force, Garven.
Hey all! New show!! READ!!!
:::licking whipped cream from fingers:::
Great show, ladies! Very funny, indeed. Hutt spit!
Hutt spit! Yay! And who needs a convertible when me mum is out buying a new mini-van right now.
Oh, and Tabee and Sally, either of you know anyone who plays for the O'Fallon HS hockey team? I play for the West team myself.
we have a hockey team?? wait! we did! well, we had cheerleaders for it, so I guess we did
"We had a hockey team?"
...Don't worry, that's a typical attitude.
I remember now, we did have a hockey team! one of the players was in my Area Studies class, he wasn't very nice..
Yeah we had a hockey team...still do at the highschooll....hehe...umm...I know ppl who used to play for the team but they graduated with me and Tabee...
Tabee: Hey evrybody! Do you know what time it is?
Sally: Cookie time! Wait, that isn't right...
Tabee: No, but it sounds good
Sally: But we have a show to do!
Tabee: Guess we'll have to find something else to show
Sally: Like what?
Tabee: Well, I have a clip of something my brother showed me
Sally: Is it good?
Tabee: Well, good may not be the word I would use... weird is better word, but I'll warn you all, the disclaimer is that it's not appropriate for ANYBODY, and there is foul language, watch at your own risk
Sally: I don't know if we should show it then
Tabee: Cookies, or do a show? I warned them, they shouldn't get mad
Sally: Ok, I guess we can show it
Tabee: ok, this is the clip, again, watch at your own risk The Evil Piggy Show
Sally: C is for cookie...
Tabee: Yup, enjoy the clip, if you watch it, we're goin for cookies
Sally: Good night everybody! Cookie!
*closing music, credits roll, pies thrown at audience*
This is what happens the one weekend I don't get online...
what? you didn't want a cookie? If that's teh case, you can write 'em from now on...
no cookie...me want an animorphic puppy!!!!!
and I don't want to write them every weekend...oh yeah I don't have webtv at home right now...so if you want me to write the show tell me and I will write it at school and post it on Fridays....
oops, sorry all. I just realized I forgot about the show. So, I'm sorry, but this weeks episode is cancelled, unless Sally posts one while she is at work. So, I'll try and come up with a really good show for next weekend.
It's okay...this was "teaser trailer" weekend anyway.
By the way...this is my 100th post...you should feel honored...LOL