The Thrawn and Vader inccident...

The following post is a script for a short animation I plan to create in the near future.

If you recognize any of the lines as familiar, yes it is a modified excerp from a well know movie...




VADER: "Thawn!... Drop him."

BOBA FETT: "Impecable timing Lord Vader."

THRAWN: "Well, well, if it isn't the Dark Lord decended from upon high to mingle with the commoners."

VADER: "I didn't see you at the breifing this morning."

THRAWN: "Must have slipped my mind."

BOBA FETT: "Well as slippery as your mind is, you should have first in line."

THRAWN: "Well I was first in line... Until the little farmboy was born."

VADER: "Luke is my son, and if he can be turned, he will be your superior. So show him the propper respect."

THRAWN: "Oooh, I shall practice my courtsey."

VADER: "Don't turn you back on me, Thrawn."

THRAWN: "Oh no, Lord Vader. Perhaps you shouldn't turn you back on me."

VADER: "IS THAT A CHALLENGE!"

THRAWN: "Temper, temper, I woudn't dream of challenging you."

BOBA FETT: "A pity, why not?"

THRAWN: "Well, when it comes to brains, I got the lions share, but when it comes to pure brute strength, I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool."

BOBA FETT: "There's one in every organization, Lord, and they always manage to ruin a good day."

VADER: "What am I going to do with him?"

BOBA FETT: "He'd make a great throw rug."

VADER: "FETT?"

BOBA FETT: "...And just think, whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him."

VADER: "hehehehe."

 

*laughs butt off*

 

PURE GOLD!!!

 

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HAHAHAHAH!

 

Just waiting for someone to do an entire Lion King - Star Wars style! With Vader as Mufasa and Luke as Simba of course!