The Top 100 Ways to Kill Jar Jar

Let's start the killing.

100.Buy him a picture of a Large Goober Fish
99.To use to much force calming power on him.

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98. Chop him up and feed him to Jabba

 

97. what happens when we reach #1????
*sniff* poor Jar Jar
Lock him up with a Reek/Acklay/Nexu!

 

96.Drop him in a Sarlacc pit with Boba and let the Bounty Hunter eat him after the Sarlacc softens him up. I lvoe this!

 

95. Force choke him

 

96. Use a mind trick on him, making him have a fist fight with an army of droidekas.

 

Put him on a planet, then blow up the planet with the Death Star. Then, send a few Star Destroyers in to vaporize the debris to make sure he didn't survive.

 

92. Give him a pumba.
91. Attach him to a pod at the next Boonta Eve Race.

 

90. He accidently steps on Darth Sidious's cloak when passing him on the street revealing that he is Palpatine..Jar Jar then gets the new power 'force combustion' used on him.

89. Someone frames him to make Vader think he was responsible for the Tuskens kidnapping his mom...death shortly after.

 

Tell Chewie that Jar Jar accidentally poisoned Han's food and killed him, then stick em in a room together.

 

Poke a giant hook through him and go fishing for a giant gooberfish.

"Huge-o-teeth!"

 

Thanks for all of these funny ideas.

86.Ask him to come over on to your house to look at some pictures on the internet. Go to starwars.com and show him a picture of a goober fish with roaring sound effects. Heart attack soon after.

 

85
He gets roasted in a banquet dinner in honor of Palpatine's rise to power as the Emperor

 

send him into the sun.

if i were in star wars put him through imperial interrogation level 5.

have him as a slave and make him think he was free then trigger his slave device.

lets see he'd be the rancor's new chew toy

Have him play a holo game with a Wookie...and win...

 

79. Put a 50,000 credit bounty on his head and then lock him in a room with Jango Fett

78. Take him to the tallest building in Coruscant, then try to test whether or not Gungans bounce

 

77. Give him a lightsaber.[He cuts it on.......it goes straight through his stomach]
76. Get him to touch Padme`s butt.[Padme pulls out her blaster and gets trigger-happy and...well..you know what happens to Jar-Jar]

 

75. Throw him out in space and shoot him with the Death Star.

 

74. *still don't know what happens when we reach 1*
Let him have motlen metal poured over him in the Geonasian Factory (like Padme)

 

I like the one about Padme's butt Tom. LOL

/When we reach one we will either continue a conversation about someone else or we I will close the thread with a farewell. But till we reach one...

 

73)Tie him up and force him to watch Harry Potter over and over...that ought to do it!

72)Have him ride his Kaadu into the middle of a secret Sith Council Session. Said Kaadu poops on Dooku's new boots...force lightning till Tuesday...

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again...
Melt him down and turn him into a d*ldo.

 

71. Throw him in a camp full of Tuskens.

70. Trap him in a cave with a wampa.

69. Push him into Sebulba.

68. Force trick the jawas into raping him

67. Tell Jabba to sit on him.

 

67. Feed him irish food....



take that you leprecauns....

 

66. Paint a thermal detonator like a fruit and let Jar-Jar suck it up with his tongue.

 

tie his tongue around the back of a podracer and stand back...

have darth maul force push him into Palpatine's office in the middle of a secret meeting...force lightning till Wednesday...

have him get sacrificed by the Ewoks...

Have C3-PO and R2-D2 challenge him to a cage match, have 3PO throw R2 at his head until the job is done...

See how far the death star can shoot him into space using the laser for a catapult...