The Top 100 Ways to Kill Jar Jar

lighter fluid + match = Flaming Ball of Jar Jar

 

29. Tell him "I know what happens to you in Episode III", and when he asks "What" point to Jango's rotting, headless carcas. He'll die of a heart attack, and we won't have to deal with him in Episode III

-Yoda

 

28. eeeeeewwwwwwwww.........anyway.....umm set Jar Jar lose on Hoth in the Ice Creature's cave

 

27. Push him out of Padme's apt. window and let him free fall like Obi-Wan.

*giggle* Imagine his tounge flapping out of his mouth while screaming "Hep mesa!!!!!!!"
Ha ha! Die Jar-Jar die!

 

26. stick pieces of c-4 into the crevasses of his body, step away, and detonate.


ohh, pretty pink pieces go BOOM!!!

 

you people are sooooooo violent!
uh.....urm......blast forgot the number.......Let Jar Jar run around on the clone factory bobbing thingys and he "accidently" slips off into the ocean

 

tamper with jarjar's senate platform.
mesa fallinghelp mes.. jar jar never got to finish his platform exploded at the bottom of the senate

 

23. Feed him to the ewoks!

 

Fist him to death.

 

Tie his mouth shut.

 

jar jar and i meet...nuff said.

jar jar meets blues clues and mr.rodgers. sesame street lamb chop,regis and kathy lee if by then he doesn't commit suicide i'll snipe him.

 

hahahahahaha LOL

 

18.) Tell him to investigate that strange roaring sound coming from that large, dark, cage.

17.) Freeze him in carbonite, but take out the electronics that ensure he'll go into "perfect hibernation".

 

16. Tie him to the beam of a Montgumry County, MD gas station, with a target sign on his chest...well, you know what happens next...LOL

-Yoda

 

LOL!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! This topic has become even more funny. It is hilarious!

 

Introduce Jar Jar to an Ill-Tempered mime.

 

send him on a quest for the holy grail(he meets the rabbit on yhr way)

 

Rip every inch of skin from his body with tweezers and then pick at his insides with a screwdriver!

 

jar jar meets ackalay nuff said

 

Send him to Survivor. The tribe has spoken. Instead of snuffing your torch we are going to do a special ritual. RIP OF HIS BODY PARTS AND BEAT HIM WITH THEM!

 

did anyone get my joke

 

i love the evil bunny. ja jar should be the black knight instead. tis just a fleshwound

 

tell him he was is the best part of the prequels.he'll laugh so hard taht he explodes.
even jar-jar knows how much he sucks

 

That is just mean

 

Tis nearly a flesh wound. I love that part. That was funny JMKF.