Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Adalia-Durron, Apr 14, 2013.
*Waits for the decision nervously*
*even more nervous*
waits with anticipation
*hides under hat*
*Opens eyes further*
*knows that either way things go, he still gets paid.*
*pulls out a placard for either verdict*
*Bets all of his money on the verdict*
No, halibut will not appear.
After careful consideration of the facts and evidence, not to mention the source......I have come to the inescapable conclusion that Zarkin is in fact innocent of all charges. My prior knowledge of the defendant has infact influenced this decision as he really is the 'Angel' of the Shadow Sabers. BUT, my prior knowledge of his droids actions also leads me to know that this particular droid is in need of serious tech support and re programming. I am also aware he is able to commit offenses without his owners knowledge or approval! So, keeping this all in mind I have decided that the droid Belgium will be sent to GA Tech Support where the memory of these and other illicit event will be erased as will his knowledge on how to achieve them, leaving his personality and primary functions in tact. Zarkinfrood? I acquit you of all charges, you will return to duty and no permanent mark will be left on your records.
This court is adorned.
The court is adorned? What's it adorned with?
YES!!! YESSSS!!! *hugs Zarks* You're a free man! I knew you were innocent!
*takes the droid away for...reconditioning.*
Little droid, for a cut of your earnings I can ensure that tech support will not be successful in their efforts....
YAYAYAYAYAY!!! Actually, just wanna melt belgium down?
waves hand and binders fall from Zarkins wrists and ankles...
What have the Belgians done to you?
*Raises placard: This is a Travisty!*
Um. . .oops.
*Takes it down and raises another: Congrats Zarkin! Travesty Belgium!*
hmmmmm why would he say burning down Belgium?
There will be no need to melt the droid down..........
narrows eyes at Bardan
AND THERE WILL BE NO INTERVENTION ON THIS MATTER BARDAN OR YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF BEFORE ME ON EQUALLY OR HARSHER CHARGES!!!!
Bardan she knows you too well
My droid is named after a Hitchhikers Guide reference. According to Douglas Adams, Belgium is the most offensive word in the universe, and only a backwater planet like our own would have the bad taste to name a country after it.
As you wish.
*Allows the GA Techs to take the droid away*
Everyone out, off to the Blue Moon, I'm buying for the night!! I need to lock this place up.
I thought "I wouldn't want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel" was the most offensive thing to say.
And, to this whole thing, I say one line:
Zarkin Frood! Zarks survived!
*files out without a word*