FF:NZ The Twelve Days of Sith-mas (ROTS edition)

back by popular demand - A little late off the block this year but I'm sure with some effort we'll get through all 12! I thought we could add a little ROTS flavour to it this year...


On the First Day of Sith-mas my Sith lord gave to me:
A Je-di Temple Killing Spree

take it away , NR.

 

On the second day of Sithmas, my Sith Lord gave to meeeeee ....
Two buzzing droids!

 

On the third day of Sith-mas my Sith Lord gave to me,

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

 

Three severed limbs / killing spree... so festive guys. lmao.

 

Four Younglings sobbing

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

 

On the 5th Day of Grievous my Sith Lord gave to me...

Five Sith Teachings,

Four Younglings sobbing,

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

(it is a rather grim version of such a festive song...)

 

On the Sixth day of Sith-mas my Sith Lord gave to me ...

Six order six-six's,

Five Sith Teachings,

Four Younglings sobbing,

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

(hey, what else would a Sith Lord give you? The next round should be what a Jedi gave to you on Jedi-mas)

 

On the Seventh day of Sith-mas my Sith Lord gave to me ...

Seven slaughtered Wookies

Six order six-six's,

Five Sith Teachings,

Four Younglings sobbing,

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

 

On the Eighth day of Sith-mas my Sith Lord gave to me ...
Eight (Thousand) Clones obeying

Seven slaughtered Wookies

Six order six-six's,

Five Sith Teachings,

Four Younglings sobbing,

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

 

On the Ninth day of Sith-mas my Sith Lord gave to me ...

Nine bent Senators

Eight (Thousand) Clones obeying

Seven slaughtered Wookies

Six order six-six's,

Five Sith Teachings,

Four Younglings sobbing,

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

 

On the Tenth day of Sith-mas my Sith Lord gave to me ...

Ten bolts of lightning,

Nine bent Senators

Eight (Thousand) Clones obeying

Seven slaughtered Wookies

Six order six-six's,

Five Sith Teachings,

Four Younglings sobbing,

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

 

On the Eleventh day of Sith-mas my Sith Lord gave to me ...

Eleven missed clues to Sith existence

Ten bolts of lightning,

Nine bent Senators

Eight (Thousand) Clones obeying

Seven slaughtered Wookies

Six order six-six's,

Five Sith Teachings,

Four Younglings sobbing,

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

 

will someone please finish this off!

 

(11 missed clues to sith existence?, what were they? and wouldn't they have been a bit before ROTS's time? I want to know what they were though... some EU thing or are you just making it up?)

 

With a Name such as 'Sithforcelord' surely you would'nt need to ask?

anyway - knocking this thread on its head:

twelve Senators conspiring

Eleven missed clues to Sith existence

Ten bolts of lightning,

Nine bent Senators

Eight (Thousand) Clones obeying

Seven slaughtered Wookies

Six order six-six's,

Five Sith Teachings,

Four Younglings sobbing,

Three severed limbs,

Two buzzing droids,

and a Jedi-temple killing spree!!

 

back ...clues there were heaps, how could such a wise Jedi force miss them? Especially a sooky Jedi like Anakin! What a song , you guys rock. You should really consider becoming an Australian state

 

Um... No.

 

QFT