Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.
OK folks only one rule here - no flaming
<Throws a huge boulder at someone>
<ducks behind a hedge>
Gav, you fecker. You're gonna pay for that! I coulda chipped a nail!
*Poodu clobbers Gav in the back of the head with a log* Awwooogga!
*DAMN THE 1 MINUTE POSTING CRAP*
<Rugby tackles Poods>
pulls out flame thrower,
DIE YOU FECKERS DIE
*Blow tourches Poodu's scalp*
*smacks Arun around for comparing him to Rodney Trotter*
And one post per minute doesn't apply to me!
<Jumps into river to avoid flames>
It might not, CA, but this does...
<kicks CA in the ass and runs away>
*Poodu runs to the small watering hole* Pfffffff......*finds that the pool contains piranha and dunks Arun's head below the surface*
pushed poodu in with arun
<Jumps out with a pirhanna biting his arse>
<Throws a huge stone at CA>
Arun, Gav and Poodu scream as they run from the pool with piranha firmly attached to places no aquatic creature should ever find itself..
*Dodges Gav's stone, which hits Poodu in a very sensitive area.*
dires three swimmers with flamethrower
<takes a seat on a hill, watching the naked Brits running around like heathens.>
Soggy, want some popcorn?
*Rises out of the water in crucfix pose and begins to fire lightening out of arse
<grabs pirhanna qand throws it at Cass>
*Gav's stone dislodges the gnashing fish - Poodu sighs with relief*
<rolling around laffing at the boys>
Yous too scared to hit a girl?
Feck - time delay.
Catching piranha like a frizbee and running after Gav...catching him and slapping him around the face with the fish...
<Aims crossbow at Wormie>
throws grenade at wormie on hill.
about time you yanks got involved in this here war.
-- fascinated by the ongoing battle, sits down next to Wormie --
Thanks Wormie, don't mind if I do.
Nah MOT, she was probably waiting until we'd almost finished before joining...
Like the US usually does...
<runs and hides>
No way! Last time we bailed you guys out of a war, it cost too much!
<throws grenade back>