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The UK FF Battle Royale

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    OK folks only one rule here - no flaming

    Battle everyone!!!

    <Throws a huge boulder at someone>
     
  2. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    <ducks behind a hedge>

    Gav, you fecker. You're gonna pay for that! I coulda chipped a nail!
     
  3. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *Poodu clobbers Gav in the back of the head with a log* Awwooogga!

    *DAMN THE 1 MINUTE POSTING CRAP*
     
  4. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <falls over>

    <Rugby tackles Poods>
     
  5. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    pulls out flame thrower,

    DIE YOU FECKERS DIE
     
  6. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 21, 1999
    *Blow tourches Poodu's scalp*
     
  7. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *smacks Arun around for comparing him to Rodney Trotter*

    And one post per minute doesn't apply to me! :p
     
  8. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <Jumps into river to avoid flames>
     
  9. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    It might not, CA, but this does...

    <kicks CA in the ass and runs away>

    :p
     
  10. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *Poodu runs to the small watering hole* Pfffffff......*finds that the pool contains piranha and dunks Arun's head below the surface*
     
  11. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    pushed poodu in with arun
     
  12. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <Jumps out with a pirhanna biting his arse>

    OWCH!

    <Throws a huge stone at CA>
     
  13. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Arun, Gav and Poodu scream as they run from the pool with piranha firmly attached to places no aquatic creature should ever find itself..
     
  14. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *Dodges Gav's stone, which hits Poodu in a very sensitive area.*
     
  15. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    dires three swimmers with flamethrower
     
  16. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feb 22, 1999
    <takes a seat on a hill, watching the naked Brits running around like heathens.>

    Soggy, want some popcorn?
     
  17. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    *Rises out of the water in crucfix pose and begins to fire lightening out of arse
     
  18. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <grabs pirhanna qand throws it at Cass>
     
  19. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *Gav's stone dislodges the gnashing fish - Poodu sighs with relief*
     
  20. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    <rolling around laffing at the boys>

    Yous too scared to hit a girl?

    Feck - time delay.

    Catching piranha like a frizbee and running after Gav...catching him and slapping him around the face with the fish...
     
  21. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <Aims crossbow at Wormie>
     
  22. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    throws grenade at wormie on hill.

    about time you yanks got involved in this here war.

     
  23. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    -- fascinated by the ongoing battle, sits down next to Wormie --

    Thanks Wormie, don't mind if I do. :)
     
  24. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nah MOT, she was probably waiting until we'd almost finished before joining...

    Like the US usually does...

    <runs and hides>
    <with fish>
     
  25. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    No way! Last time we bailed you guys out of a war, it cost too much!

    <throws grenade back>
     
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