The UK FF Battle Royale

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    OK folks only one rule here - no flaming

    Battle everyone!!!

    <Throws a huge boulder at someone>
  2. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    <ducks behind a hedge>

    Gav, you fecker. You're gonna pay for that! I coulda chipped a nail!
  3. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Poodu clobbers Gav in the back of the head with a log* Awwooogga!

    *DAMN THE 1 MINUTE POSTING CRAP*
  4. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <falls over>

    <Rugby tackles Poods>
  5. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 12, 2000
    star 5
    pulls out flame thrower,

    DIE YOU FECKERS DIE
  6. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 1999
    star 6
    *Blow tourches Poodu's scalp*
  7. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    *smacks Arun around for comparing him to Rodney Trotter*

    And one post per minute doesn't apply to me! :p
  8. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Jumps into river to avoid flames>
  9. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    It might not, CA, but this does...

    <kicks CA in the ass and runs away>

    :p
  10. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Poodu runs to the small watering hole* Pfffffff......*finds that the pool contains piranha and dunks Arun's head below the surface*
  11. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 12, 2000
    star 5
    pushed poodu in with arun
  12. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Jumps out with a pirhanna biting his arse>

    OWCH!

    <Throws a huge stone at CA>
  13. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    Arun, Gav and Poodu scream as they run from the pool with piranha firmly attached to places no aquatic creature should ever find itself..
  14. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    *Dodges Gav's stone, which hits Poodu in a very sensitive area.*
  15. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 12, 2000
    star 5
    dires three swimmers with flamethrower
  16. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    <takes a seat on a hill, watching the naked Brits running around like heathens.>

    Soggy, want some popcorn?
  17. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 1999
    star 6
    *Rises out of the water in crucfix pose and begins to fire lightening out of arse
  18. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <grabs pirhanna qand throws it at Cass>
  19. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Gav's stone dislodges the gnashing fish - Poodu sighs with relief*
  20. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    <rolling around laffing at the boys>

    Yous too scared to hit a girl?

    Feck - time delay.

    Catching piranha like a frizbee and running after Gav...catching him and slapping him around the face with the fish...
  21. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Aims crossbow at Wormie>
  22. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 12, 2000
    star 5
    throws grenade at wormie on hill.

    about time you yanks got involved in this here war.

  23. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    -- fascinated by the ongoing battle, sits down next to Wormie --

    Thanks Wormie, don't mind if I do. :)
  24. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    Nah MOT, she was probably waiting until we'd almost finished before joining...

    Like the US usually does...

    <runs and hides>
    <with fish>
  25. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    No way! Last time we bailed you guys out of a war, it cost too much!

    <throws grenade back>
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