The UK FF Battle Royale

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Gav Daragon Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    OK folks only one rule here - no flaming

    Battle everyone!!!

    <Throws a huge boulder at someone>
  2. MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    <ducks behind a hedge>

    Gav, you fecker. You're gonna pay for that! I coulda chipped a nail!
  3. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Poodu clobbers Gav in the back of the head with a log* Awwooogga!

    *DAMN THE 1 MINUTE POSTING CRAP*
  4. Gav Daragon Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <falls over>

    <Rugby tackles Poods>
  5. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 12, 2000
    star 5
    pulls out flame thrower,

    DIE YOU FECKERS DIE
  6. Arun Dale Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 1999
    star 6
    *Blow tourches Poodu's scalp*
  7. Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    *smacks Arun around for comparing him to Rodney Trotter*

    And one post per minute doesn't apply to me! :p
  8. Gav Daragon Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Jumps into river to avoid flames>
  9. MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    It might not, CA, but this does...

    <kicks CA in the ass and runs away>

    :p
  10. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Poodu runs to the small watering hole* Pfffffff......*finds that the pool contains piranha and dunks Arun's head below the surface*
  11. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 12, 2000
    star 5
    pushed poodu in with arun
  12. Gav Daragon Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Jumps out with a pirhanna biting his arse>

    OWCH!

    <Throws a huge stone at CA>
  13. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    Arun, Gav and Poodu scream as they run from the pool with piranha firmly attached to places no aquatic creature should ever find itself..
  14. Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    *Dodges Gav's stone, which hits Poodu in a very sensitive area.*
  15. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 12, 2000
    star 5
    dires three swimmers with flamethrower
  16. Wormie2 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    <takes a seat on a hill, watching the naked Brits running around like heathens.>

    Soggy, want some popcorn?
  17. Arun Dale Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 1999
    star 6
    *Rises out of the water in crucfix pose and begins to fire lightening out of arse
  18. Gav Daragon Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <grabs pirhanna qand throws it at Cass>
  19. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Gav's stone dislodges the gnashing fish - Poodu sighs with relief*
  20. MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    <rolling around laffing at the boys>

    Yous too scared to hit a girl?

    Feck - time delay.

    Catching piranha like a frizbee and running after Gav...catching him and slapping him around the face with the fish...
  21. Gav Daragon Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Aims crossbow at Wormie>
  22. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 12, 2000
    star 5
    throws grenade at wormie on hill.

    about time you yanks got involved in this here war.

  23. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    -- fascinated by the ongoing battle, sits down next to Wormie --

    Thanks Wormie, don't mind if I do. :)
  24. MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    Nah MOT, she was probably waiting until we'd almost finished before joining...

    Like the US usually does...

    <runs and hides>
    <with fish>
  25. Wormie2 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    No way! Last time we bailed you guys out of a war, it cost too much!

    <throws grenade back>
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