The UK FF Battle Royale

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
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    So it's true what they say about your schools! :D
  2. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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  3. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    Dec 14, 2000
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    head of year has just extended my priviliges so I'm going to go and some fun with the local vicars daughter ttfn
  4. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    *loads his catapult in readiness for the school bully*

    Actually, pdubyuh, he's more interested in making you squeal as he lays into you than giving you any battenburg cake and ginger beer.
  5. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2000
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    *Gittes emerges from his hide-out to see strewn corpses and dying idjuts*

    Now I shall have my revenge!
    *loads up Harrier Jumpjet and fires all remaining people into smitherfluckers*

    Now who's laughing eh?!

    Kudos to Gav. Great idea mi amigo!
  6. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    <Thros a dagger at CA and runs for cover>
  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    Good idea CA, just for that:

    <Throws a bag of rust nails at CA ant then some hydrogen peroxide>

    Excellant for causing big explosions

  8. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 1999
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    Seeing as this board is at daggers drawn today, I'm bringing this thread back up so we can let off some aggression.

    *Waits for the first person to show up, so he can give them a good beating*
  9. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    Dec 14, 2000
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    <sneaks up behind Gav and gives the biggest wedgie ever >
  10. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
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    *Poodu emerges from the rock he was hiding under throughout the past 24 hours to find the battle still waging and takes the dagger right in the head, hilt first, knocking him cold*
  11. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
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    -- quickly ties a string of lit firecrackers to CA's shirttail and runs for cover --




    KAAAAAABOOOOOOOOM!
  12. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    Woohoo I got Poods

    <Drop kicks CA>

    This is for that dagger not hitting you and not noticing that I uppped the thread first!
  13. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    *Unobserved to the other muppets, Gittes lights his zippo*

    Ha! Suckers...all last night - check the posts - I was covering this field in petrol; 300 million gallons of it. Burn muthafluckas!!

    *Drops match and watches as the boys begin to burn*

    Alliteration to boot. I spoil you.

    *Pulls out schematics for back-up plans*
  14. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    CA, while you were waiting you were seriously maimed by Gav and myself.
  15. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    <Waddling from wedgy, Gav sees a huge mass of flame coming towards him>



    AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
  16. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
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    -- quickly dons a fire-retardant suit --
  17. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Jul 21, 1999
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    *CA puts on his asbestos suit, and fires two burning arrows at Gittes, which hit him in both eyes.*
  18. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    Dec 14, 2000
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    // I say! headmaster does not allow boys on the field with petrol//
  19. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    <Unsheathes his katana again>

    Who's first [face_devil]
  20. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    Dec 14, 2000
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    //lucky school bully threw me in the duck pond I'm far to sodden to catch light//
  21. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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  22. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    <lunges at CA and the 2 engage in a duel>
  23. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    Dec 14, 2000
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    //Your beautiful hand crafted "king of weapons" is no match for my Mc donalds staw and map pins//
  24. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2000
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    Ha! Unlucky for you CA - I got myself some Porcelain eyes...won 'em back in the 'Nam to deflect napalm!

    *Pulls arrows out of eyes and unleashes a wave of poisonous snakes, spiders and scorpions - all of whom have been trained to kill*

    Fly my pretties, Fly!

    *Aims Moonraker Laser at Gav and blows off both his legs*
  25. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    -- is kneeling in front of a black box, deep in concentration --

    Red wire is attached to terminal 1, blue wire is attached to terminal 2, green wire is attached to terminal 3, yellow wire is attached to terminal 4, black wire is attached to clock.

    -- sets timer, closes box, runs and hides behind the rock up on the hill --
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