The UK FF Battle Royale

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <It turns out that Gav was using his psi powers to make Gittes think he was shooting at him, but turns out it was really a tree. However through the concentration it took for that, CA managed to stab Gav in the rib cage>
  2. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    Is anybody else worried by Gittes' psychopathic tendencies?

    <whilst everybody ponders that question, OAC releases a barrage of genetically engineered velociraptors and watches all those in flame retardant suits get ripped to shreds as they can't run in their bulky clothing>
  3. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Defuses Soggy's bomb. Then climbs tree and starts throwing ninja star thingys at everyone again>
  4. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    *there is a sudden powerful explosion from the place where Soggy is hiding*

    hehehehe
    Pity Soggy never noticed that i tied that bomb to her shoelaces....
  5. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Unbeknownst to both Poodu and Soggy, their similarly shaped and shaded boxes were switched. Soggy has actually connected her detonator to a tin of tuna salad sandwiches and a raspberry yoghurt whilst Poodu is about to munch up on 2 pounds of C4*
  6. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    Poodu's awak... but it doesn't look like he will be for much longer

    <Runs for cover>

    <Shouts> Goodness Soggy, how many bombs did you make?
  7. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Poodu freezes as he realises everyone is watching him*

    Just how many of these similarly shaped and shaded boxes are there??

    *Poodu throws his at the watching group and legs it back to his rock*
  8. JediGittes Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2000
    star 4
    How am I any more psychotic than anyone else here?!

    *Straps on 60 Kilos of C4 and runs headlong at Soggy*

    Kamikaze attack!

    *At last moment, the real Gittes - stadning behind a rock - detonates the dummy and watches as Soggy's body leaves her feet....by about 1500 m and in about 1 second*

    MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Bring it on!
  9. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <starts looking for Poodu's rock from his tree>
  10. Sith_Minx Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2001
    star 2
    //sits on a hill nearby watching the fracas

    //patting her pet pig

    Soon, Arun-pig, soon...
  11. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    -- missing both legs, covered with blood, tuna salad, and raspberry yoghurt, she grabs two logs and begins carving herself some new legs --
  12. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Spots some old witch and her pig (LOL Cass) and throws a couple of stars at them but they miss>

    Damn my aim is going
  13. Sith_Minx Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2001
    star 2
    //projecting the words in Gav's mind...

    Not your aim, young man, no weapon can harm me. I'm a sith!

    //stroking pet

    Be calm little one...
  14. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Throws a bomb attached to an ysalimir at The Sith>
  15. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    *walks through the mannic fighting wearing green surgeons robes and an exceptionally long spliff** *

    Yup, I'll be the medic guys - you lot just have fun around me.


    **Old english word for medical bag.





  16. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    *Uses the Force to throw very large rocks at everyone on the battlefield, saving the last and largest for the Minx and Sith pig.*
  17. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    --ties on her new wooden legs and limps over to Cass, sitting next to Arun-pig --

    Here Arun-pig, want some tuna salad or raspberry yoghurt?
  18. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <throws a star at Soggy but it hits her new wooden leg>
  19. Sith_Minx Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2001
    star 2
    DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER...OF THE DARKSIDE

    //waves hand thus throwing the rocks and ysalamiri off in the opposite direction

    //patting Arun-pig

    I have my magic. I a more than a Sith...I am a Sith Witch!
  20. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    <OAC feigns injury just so he can be "treated" by toochilled.>

    Ah, I love the smell of green, smells like victory.
  21. Sith_Minx Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2001
    star 2
    //Arun-pig scoffs the tuna and yogurt

    You pig!
  22. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <starps an ysalimir onto his shoulders and sets up several counter spells just in case and suns after CA>

    Die!!!
  23. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    -- pulls out the star and throws it back at Gav Daragon, hitting him in the back of the head --
  24. JediGittes Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 19, 2000
    star 4
    *Marvels at Soggy's ingenuity*

    Were in you 'Nam too?!

    *Pops over to TC and borrows heavily from the 'surgeon's bag'. Decides to sit down for a bit*

    Why can't we all just get along?

    *Pulls out wickedly curved Scimitar and hurls it at Arun-pig*

    Have that you flatulent porker!
  25. Sith_Minx Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2001
    star 2
    //the scimitar bounces off Arun-pig's head

    WHO DARES ATTACK MY PIG

    //booming voice


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