The UK FF Battle Royale

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    Oh MY GOD! Mr. Kink has a point I agree with! ;)
  2. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2000
    star 4
    How can you tell from that distance? It's probably just how my trousers hang.....


    Apologies in advance - couldn't resist the Ade Edmondson classic innuendo....I'll get me coat....
  3. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
  4. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2000
    star 4
    What sort of mental image have you got of me?! I don't wander around in a trenchcoat and trilby...those flashing charges were never proved and the Pet shop agreed that my zipper was faulty...YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME!..
  5. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    Exactly. ;)

    You've got nothing. :D
  6. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2000
    star 4
    Ooohh Touche.....ruffled some feathers have we? put the cat amongst the pigeons have we?


    Can't think of any other hackneyed cliches.
    Get your kit off. (If in doubt always go for the 'kit off' attempt - if it works youse is happy, if it don't, you've lost nothing!)
  7. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
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    Oh, is that it?! I was thinking you had some kind of speech impediment. ;)
  8. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    *tc prescribes himself more medicine and sits down to watch the show*

    Whoooo, go go Gittes,

    Whoooo, go Wormie!

    :D

    *this be fun :cool: *

  9. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
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    It's over you nit wit quack. He's gone home and I'm off to work. Ya'll have a nice evening. :D
  10. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
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    Woohoo! Home access is cool...too bad no-one else is around :(
  11. Ramesh Jedi Master

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    Oct 30, 2000
    star 4
    I'm here now mate, but I think you've already left. :-(
  12. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Poodu rolls the rock off his Gook-hole and clambers out into the morning sunshine*

    Ahhh! There's nothing like the smell of napalm in the mornin!
  13. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    -- climbs down from tree and walks out into the woods to find an appropriate bush --
  14. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    You like it?

    <Sends some Poodu's way>

    That's for chopping my head of last night, I speant ALL NIGHT putting it back on!
  15. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    Aww man! You forgot to prime it!

    *Poodu dribbles with the pack of highly volatile liquid fire until he pulls the trigger*

    He shoots - he scores!! *as the napalm erupts in the trees which Soggy recently vacated*
  16. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    <Fires petrol out of a gun from a water pistol at Poods>

    Mwahahahahaha [face_devil]

    <Then sends a flaming arrow his way and laughs as Poods runs around in fire>
  17. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *weighing up the odds, Poodu heads for the piranha pool and takes his chances*
  18. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    Hey, what are you trying to do? Burn my poor rear end?
  19. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    Hey, I did wait til you were out of the tree! :D
  20. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    That's true, but it was close -- really close! :D

    --throws a bucket of chum into the piranha pool--

    Come on little fish, time to eat.
  21. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    Nice one Soggs. Take this in gratitude
    <Throws a grenade her way>
  22. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    --runs quickly to the left, avoiding the grenade but ends up covered with dirt--

    Missed me! :p

    --grabs a beehive and launches it at Gav Daragon--





  23. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    Ack no th' bees again!

    <Stars running from them>
  24. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
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    --pours more chum into the piranha pool, hoping the fish will nibble on Poodu--
  25. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Poodu escapes the piranha pool and runs for cover to consider his strategy*
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