The UK FF Battle Royale

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Gav Daragon, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    <Starting to run out of breath and lose his pacing, Gav notices a can of bugspray carelessly discarded on the ground>

    YES!

    <Sprays and kills all the bees then finds a nearby cave to hide in, so that he can start making loads of bombs in peace>
  2. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    --decides it's time to find a private place in the woods to think and work on her plans--
  3. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    Is that what they call it these days? ;)
  4. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
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    It's really a high security fortress. ;)
  5. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    <aims nuke for Soggy's fortress>

    [face_devil]
  6. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    It's an invisible fortress, protected by the Wacko Defense Shield. :)
  7. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    You forget my psipowers mwahahahaha [face_devil]

    <Fires nuke but it misses and hits Poods instead>

    Danggit
  8. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 1999
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    YIKES! You're right.

    --watches as poor Poodu blows up into a million pieces--

    Oh, I just can't stand by and watch his remains wiggle about on the ground.

    --runs over to the wiggling remains of Poodu and carefully tries to glue him back together with Wondra's Super Glue--

  9. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Poodu dusts himself down and tries picking the loose glue from his seams*

    Thanks Soggy....

    *Poodu notices something dangling in front of his face...it appears to be attached to his forehead..*

    SOGGY!!!!
  10. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
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  11. Bash Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 8, 2000
    star 4
    *Runs down and knocks out everyone with a huge weapon of some sort*
  12. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
  13. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    *opens up on the fighters with his patented flechette dart gun*
  14. Poodu Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 1999
    star 6
    *Poodu stumbles on a hidden cache of weapons hidden in an underground bunker whilst adding further tunnels to his Gook-hole warren - pulls out a giant Elephant Gun and chuckles heartily*
  15. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    <Gav emerges from his cave with a sheep!>

    Not what you're thinking ;)

    <Sets the sheep bouncing off a la Worms 2>
  16. Jairen Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Sep 1, 2000
    star 4
    <Jair steps out a blazing ball of light, takes a deep breath to shout across the battelfield. Steps in crap left from bouncing sheep.>

    Oh feck!
  17. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 1999
    star 5
    <hands Jairen a handkerchief>

    Here, wipe that disgusting stuff off your shoes.
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