The UK FF Battle Royale

<Starting to run out of breath and lose his pacing, Gav notices a can of bugspray carelessly discarded on the ground>

YES!

<Sprays and kills all the bees then finds a nearby cave to hide in, so that he can start making loads of bombs in peace>

 

--decides it's time to find a private place in the woods to think and work on her plans--

 

Is that what they call it these days?

 

It's really a high security fortress.

 

<aims nuke for Soggy's fortress>

 

It's an invisible fortress, protected by the Wacko Defense Shield.

 

You forget my psipowers mwahahahaha

<Fires nuke but it misses and hits Poods instead>

Danggit

 

YIKES! You're right.

--watches as poor Poodu blows up into a million pieces--

Oh, I just can't stand by and watch his remains wiggle about on the ground.

--runs over to the wiggling remains of Poodu and carefully tries to glue him back together with Wondra's Super Glue--

 

*Poodu dusts himself down and tries picking the loose glue from his seams*

Thanks Soggy....

*Poodu notices something dangling in front of his face...it appears to be attached to his forehead..*

SOGGY!!!!

 

Oooops, sorry about that.

 

*Runs down and knocks out everyone with a huge weapon of some sort*

 

Welcome back Bash!

 

*opens up on the fighters with his patented flechette dart gun*

 

*Poodu stumbles on a hidden cache of weapons hidden in an underground bunker whilst adding further tunnels to his Gook-hole warren - pulls out a giant Elephant Gun and chuckles heartily*

 

<Gav emerges from his cave with a sheep!>

Not what you're thinking

<Sets the sheep bouncing off a la Worms 2>

 

<Jair steps out a blazing ball of light, takes a deep breath to shout across the battelfield. Steps in crap left from bouncing sheep.>

Oh feck!

 

<hands Jairen a handkerchief>

Here, wipe that disgusting stuff off your shoes.