The UK FF Battle Royale

Well...you DID release my mighty bezooms Gav! What did you expect?

 

*Sees CA approaching at pace*

*Quickly unleashes the power of the Blue Oyster Club and sends it over to Arun. CA quickly changes direction*

Time to pick up the soap Arun!

*Turns away from the tough love outbreak and heads back to the action*

 

Bosoms of death???

 

//getting Mighty Bezooms under control again and sitting back laffing at Arun trying to hide from CA

Yeah, Arun. Y'know how lightening comes from my Eyebrows of Doom? Well, acid comes from the Bezooms of Death.

 

I tried finding nice scenic live feeds of Bonnie Scotland, but all I could find were pics like this...

http://www.camvista.com/scotland/edinburgh/ecastle.php3

 

<Picks himself up from the wall that Cass' bosoms splatted him up against and looks for next available target>

Sees Gittes trying to get rid of CA and decides to help him

 

*...but Gav trips and the entire contents of his mislabled pheromone are emptied on his croch*

 

ahahahahahaha

Gav...you nut! No one escapes my mighty bezooms!

 

Best not to try breat feeding then.

 

LOL yeah.

Anyway...who's next for some action?

 

Btw, you nit wit morons, CA's gone.

 

//Still facinated by Boobs of death

 

*Gittes stands back with his camera ready in case Worm an Cass start bitch fighting. In the Mud. With their clothes just falling off.*

I'm not standing like this for any reason....

 

You would be, Arun.

And no thank you to the mud fight! Do you have any idea how messy that is! I mean that **** gets everywhere. I mean everywhere! Yuck! Only one thing I want up there, thank you very much.

 

Arun!!! Can you look at my face when you're talking to me please

(I had a boss who did that - back in Glasgow)

<whispering to Wormie: we can PRETEND to bitch fight cuz they obviously get off on it and when they least expect it...we can unleash our womanly power and whip their sorry lil asses>

 

I had a boss who did that...I felt so dirty everytime he did it

 

Oh well...you'll be used to this then...

//grabs Arun and pulls him into the mud

 

Aww man this jacket is dry clean only

 

Yeah, thats what they all say.

//jumping out of the mud and pushing Gittes in

See how YOUS like it...

 

*Gittes steps from behind a tree and laughs as Cass pushes CA into the mud*

Suckers! I disguised him as me after he butt-raped Arun!

*Pulls out Elephant Gun and unleashes both barrels at Worm and Cass*

Bitch fight beeyatches - or it's yo' ass!

 

You have to strip them first! Mud up your butt can only be experienced. There's no telling that's true to the actual event.

 

<Changes into clean shorts and ties old trousers round Poods' neck>

 

//raised eyebrows at Gittes

You think, honey?

//stopping bullet like Darth Vader in ESB and deflecting it into the mud...

Oops!

 

*Poodu chokes on foul stench, realising that the butt end of Gav's trousers are under his nose*

 

<Rugby tackless Cass, but she wallops him with her bosoms, Gav only managing not to go into orbit by grabbing hold of a treee branch>