The UK Snowboard FF PUB #1: 8 pints of lager and a curry

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Commander Antilles, Nov 30, 2000.

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  1. Darth_Asabrush Force Ghost

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    Cheers halibut! Have one for yourself too!

    Downs the Worthy's and orders a Bass. Lets try them all. BTW can a set up a tab?
  2. halibut Ex-Mod

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    Tabs are optional. Just sign here, here, and here. You must be over 18, and credit is subject to status.
    Don't forget, you can consolidate all your existing debts into one managable monthly payment. Just call Baines and Ernst. Mr. Gilmore of Gloucester was paying £865 per month. With their help, he reduced that to just £120....I watch too much telly. I think I'll have that pint now.
  3. Darth_Asabrush Force Ghost

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    LOL, don't worry I think I match the criteria! Drinks are on me!!!
  4. halibut Ex-Mod

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    That's right. Was your accident in the last 3 years? You were injured as a result of your accident. Okay, then Claims Direct could help.
    If you've had an accident at work, been the driver or passenger in a car accident, or had a trip or fall anywhere, then you could be entitled to compensation...WHERE'S MY DRINK!!!!!

    Sorry
  5. Darth_Asabrush Force Ghost

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    What'chya drinking? Can I get a box of matches please?
  6. halibut Ex-Mod

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    I'll have a Fosters.
    *tosses box of matches*

    Car insurance? Stupid, just stupid.
  7. Darth_Asabrush Force Ghost

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    LOL, catches matches.....this is one starnge bar! I JUST WISH I COULD REMEMBER SOME ADVERTS ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!.....sorry about that. Fosters you say. He who drinks Australian thinks Australian! ;)
  8. halibut Ex-Mod

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    Does this bar remind you of your financial situation? Trapped, with no place to turn to?
  9. PatJedi82 Ex-Mod

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  10. halibut Ex-Mod

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    Draught or bottle?
    We've got woodpecker, as well as Red C.
    If you're really desperate, I can nip down to Tesco and get you some Value cider
  11. PatJedi82 Ex-Mod

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    a pint please

    and strong bow will be ok

    is a snackebite legal here?!?
  12. halibut Ex-Mod

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    Shhhhhh!
    Hang on a mo, Just nipping out to the shed

    'Fraid we're out of snakebite. Will a moonshine do ya?
  13. PatJedi82 Ex-Mod

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    you can't be out of snackebite because I just need a pint of cider and a pint of lager. then I can mix the snackebite by myself
  14. halibut Ex-Mod

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    A-ha, but we might be out of lager....
    *hands over a lager*
  15. PatJedi82 Ex-Mod

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    What a shame!

    then give me a John Smith please!
  16. halibut Ex-Mod

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    John Smith????
    What type of pub do you think this is?

    *hands over a John Smith*

    £1.85 please

    PS Don't you sleep in Switzerland?
  17. PatJedi82 Ex-Mod

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    I should go to beed now and I think I will do it now.

    F*** I have my english exam in eight ours

    bloody

    til tomorrow!
  18. halibut Ex-Mod

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    I hope you're not driving home after that snakebite!
  19. buzz174 Jedi Knight

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    Buzz rolls in way past closing time... what chance do you think I have of getting a pint at this ungodly hour barman, my friend?
  20. halibut Ex-Mod

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    The door's always open for you, my good man
    *slides a cool pint of Fosters down the bar*
  21. buzz174 Jedi Knight

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    My loneliness is killing me... OH YEAH! - That tastes GOOD!

    Do you do kebabs?
  22. halibut Ex-Mod

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    Dee-na dee-na
    Wonder if anyone else knows what we're talking about?
  23. halibut Ex-Mod

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    Come on Lads. Bedtime. We'll open again in the morning. Goodnight
  24. buzz174 Jedi Knight

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    Actually halibut - I think we're the only people here - see you tomorrow.
  25. PatJedi82 Ex-Mod

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    hello - open?

    just finish with my exam

    now I need a pint of fosters
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