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Oceania The Ultimate Question...

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Kartanym, May 8, 2005.

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  1. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ok, you've probably all noticed all my posts out of boredom :p But that boredom turned into curiosity...

    See, thanks to a little story more commonly known as the Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy, a thought came to me.

    What is the ultimate question?

    So fellow Oceania peeps, I ask you this brain teaser in hopes you will come up with the answer ... or at least something that comes close :p
     
  2. Shadow_of_Evil

    Shadow_of_Evil Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Nov 18, 2001
    Well it's obvious.
     
  3. TheBoogieMan

    TheBoogieMan Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 14, 2001
    I found the ultimate question written on a cubicle door:


    "Here I sit and hesitate,
    Should I **** or masterbate?"
     
  4. Foxi

    Foxi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Both, that's too easy ^.~

    WHY? Just why. Short and sweet. I think it pretty much covers everything :p
     
  5. PulsarSkate

    PulsarSkate Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The ultimate question is:


    How old is too old?
     
  6. Darth__Sock

    Darth__Sock Jedi Youngling star 1

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    The ultimate question does not exist in our universe, Trillian, Arthur and Ford found this out in Life, The Universe and Everything.

    They cancel each other out, the ultimate question and the ultimate answer.
     
  7. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    May 11, 2003
    The ultimate question is how long did the computer take to come up with 42?
     
  8. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 23, 2002
    why did the chicken cross the road?
     
  9. milney

    milney Jedi Master star 5

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    What do you get when you multiply six by nine.

    Now that you've gotten the answer of 54, try it again, but this time use base 13 instead of base 10.

    42!

    And yes, I could be doing something better with my time.
     
  10. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 23, 2002
    If jimmy cracks corn, and no-one cares, why does he still do it?
     
  11. Detonating-Rabbit

    Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 23, 2003
    What a corny thread this has become... ;)
     
  12. Darth__Sock

    Darth__Sock Jedi Youngling star 1

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    The ultimate question is how long did the computer take to come up with 42?

    I think it was three and a half millions years
     
  13. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    Did we ever 'really' land on the moon?
     
  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    If a tree falls over inthe forest and kills a mime, does anyone care?

    [image=http://d24k.com/scrack/img/comics_thumb/ffas_jedi_mime_tricks.gif]

    E_S
     
  15. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    Is the Pope Catholic?

    hehe, sorry, just had to throw that one in there :p
     
  16. Darth__Sock

    Darth__Sock Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oct 12, 2003
    Does a koala sith itself and wipe its bum on a cockatoo?
     
  17. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
  18. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    Today, the Ultimate Question is this:

    Will my roomate's girlfriend stop by while he's out of town?

    The answer's usually "yes". ;)



    b4k4^2
     
  19. Kartanym

    Kartanym Jedi Knight star 6

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    May 23, 2002
    Today's question:

    why are people so unkind?
     
  20. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Today's question:

    Who put the bomp in the bomp-pa-bomp-pa-bomp?
     
  21. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 23, 2005
    IS it possible to photocopy mirrors in an attempt to travel through time?
     
  22. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 23, 2005
    or perhaps:

    "Which Bank?"

    the answer I'm afraid mankind may never discover.
     
  23. MsWinter

    MsWinter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 10, 2005
    if a biker scout hits a tree in a forest, does anybody care?
     
  24. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE

    JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 23, 2005
    Oh Dear! I think i just peed my pantaloons.

    you gotta love the poor anonymous henchmen that perish in their thousands!
     
  25. Aztek

    Aztek Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 12, 2001
    I think todays question should be, What happens when Janson's roommates g/f drops by while he is out of town ???

    Sounds a bit fishy to me !


    :p
     
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