Oceania The Ultimate Question...

What would one want on one's toast?

 

how about crumpets?

 

Why am I so freaking short? My short ass Mum married a tall guy so she'd have a tall blonde daughter. Why didn't it work?

 

Hey Being short is my curse. (I'm normal height, but my Girlfriend is like Shaquille O'Neil!)

 

Isn't that an advantage though?

New question of the day: Why did we have to wait this long for a good Batman movie? I mean really, after the first two it just went so downhill!!

 

Thats becase Tim Burton Took a Backseat and they let that clown, Schumacher direct. WHATS HE DOING NOW? ..... "Phantom of the Opera" everyone!

Although His "Lost Boys" rehash with the glow gang in BM Forever was kinda cool.

 

No it wasn't!

Question: Is it better to stay in PJ's all day then get changed?

 

Oh come one! Glow Punks! They're crap, which makes them cool.... right? am I right?

No? aaaaaaaaalrighty then.

The Ultimate Question... whats the difference between a street and a road?

 

streets don't have painted lines

 

really?

 

That doesn't hold true around my neighbourhood...

 

well besides the 'walk here if you want to stay alive' signs and stuff, of course

 

I love the sign in The Lemony Snicket movie which reads:

"Does anyone know you've come this way?"

 

New question.

What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow????

 

An African or European swallow?

 

Well, when you're a king you have to know these sorts of things.

 

hehe ... What... is your favourite colour?

 

Blue.. No green.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Why Chicken?! Why cross the road?!

 

Why isn't there an ATM next door?

 

Why does bad food taste so good?

 

Why are carrots good for your eyes?

 

I dunno, They kind of jab you. I still cant see in my lefty!

 

why only two eyes?

 

Does brocolli make us men taste good?