The Ultimate Star Wars Spoof Movie (humor on a galactic scale)

Go ahead,let your imagination run wild or quote from your favorite sources(ie Mad,Cracked,etc.)
All three CT movies in a 2 hour extravaganza,anything goes!(Almost)
Example-(Re:ANH)

Ben:That's no moon,that's the Death Star.

HanIncreduously)Death Star? How can you tell that's the "Death Star",whatever that is?

BenMatter of factly)Oh,just a hunch.

EXT. SPACE

The Falcon heads ever closer to an immensly
large,gray,sphere that's rotating left to right.As the Falcon gets closer,we see the words,"The Death Star" in very large,lit up,letters on the lower half of the super structure.We hear a large chorus chanting
"Death Star,Death Star,Death Star,it's the Death Starrrrr".

Get it?

Lets hear from YOU!

 

that is such a funny chant.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

that is so funny, man, i cant stop laughing!



EXTERIOR: TATOOINE -- MOS EISLEY -- STREET.

The car with the wheels magically deleted from the flim is stopped on a crowded street by several cardboard clad stormtroopers with water guns who look over the two robots. A Trooper questions Luke.

TROOPER: How long have you had these droids?

LUKE: About three or four days.

BEN: They're for sale if you want them.

TROOPER: Let me see your identification.

Luke becomes very nervous. He doesn't have ID. He is 18 on a desert rock. Ben speaks to the Trooper in a very controlled voice.

BEN: You don't need to see his identification.

TROOPER: We don't?

BEN: These are not the droids your looking for.

TROOPER: They aren't?

BEN: He can go about his business.

TROOPER: You can?

BEN: (to Luke) Quick go, I think I confused them with reverse psychology.

TROOPER: hmmm....wait a second....

Luke and Ben speed off with the droids

TROOPER: HEY! huh? Oh well.....guess they weren't the ones.

 

Good one,Jedi John!
Oh,I forgot to say that the chant was to the tune of "Duel of the Fates".

Reverse Psychology indeed!
*heh*

 

A classic Aragones cartoon from Mad depicted Luke in need of "the facilities" at the Cantina. In he walks and he is confronted
with porcelain urinals,pots,way crazy sculpture in all sorts of shapes,hanging off the ceiling,jutting out of the walls,etc, for various creatures,humanoid or not.

 

wow. Un-funny on a galactic scale.