FF:VIC The ultimate test - how well do you know your booze//>?

OK, as if this forum didn't have enough topics on the subject of the wonders of liqueur (Mr Pip being our newest shining example), I thought I'd make my contribution.

The Alcohol Knowledge Test

The Alcoholism Test


Yours truly:


Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 149 proof!

Come on guys, you know the rules. We're not allowed to promote drunkeness or alcoholism.
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.


Of the users who took the test and are male, straight, and in your age group, 100% scored lower than you did.

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The Alcoholic

Your alcoholism index is 79%

Hemingway was a brutal alcoholic, yet surprisingly productive. But the bad news: he's dead and it appears you, too, have a serious drinking problem. While this test is for entertainment only (LOL, haha, etc.), we do recommend you have yourself checked out. Checked in. Whatever. Please don't drink and drive.







These tests are not admissable in court.

 

Firstly;

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 149 proof!


All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

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And secondly;

The Buzz Hunter



Your alcoholism index is 58%



Just shy of having a problem, you are The Buzz Hunter. Either you drink a little bit a lot of the time, or a lotta bit a little of the time. And you love getting trashed, but mainly it's a social thing. So you don't have an addiction that we know of. You should watch yourself, however. Many of your kind calm down from hunting buzz in their later years -- only to hunt other **** like crack or children. Walk the line.

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Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 142 proof!

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.


Your alcoholism index is 66%


Just shy of having a problem, you are The Buzz Hunter. Either you drink a little bit a lot of the time, or a lotta bit a little of the time. And you love getting trashed, but mainly it's a social thing. So you don't have an addiction that we know of. You should watch yourself, however. Many of your kind calm down from hunting buzz in their later years -- only to hunt other **** like crack or children. Walk the line.


I am sensing a pattern...