The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY version Episode 2.59

Yea, its back. The "stoy board", if you will.

FOR those of you who don't know how to play here are the rules:

1)Just post a sentence or a paragraph that fits along the line of the story. Feel free to end your statment in the middle so others can finish.

2)If two posts conflict each other because of time (posted at the same time or soon after) the first message is to be used not the second.

3)NO SPOILERS in our story line (i know, that should have been first but who cares).

4)have fun, cut loose and enjoy

5)All you newbies get to join in on a tradidtion at the JC


I'll start. AHEM



Not so long ago in a nearby galaxy there lived a Sith Lady named Bond, Jenn Bond. She lived with her Rodain friend Zeedo on planet...



--Ice Jedi--
"The world is a Vampire" - Smashing Pumpkins

 

...Ahhhhh. One day, Jenn and Zeedo were talking about politics and it became clear that they didn't see eye-to-eye. Zeedo became enraged and yelled, "How typical of a Sith! You Sith always assume...

 

...of their body guards. One of these days, one of your bribes might go wrong and then...

 

"And it will hurt" Zeedo concluded.

Miss Bond, replied "Yea well your a big green BOOGER!" Jenn Bond stormed off to her room. When she got there she discovered a map. It was a map of the far far away planet Balf. It marked a secret place that held...




--Ice Jedi--
"Nice guys finish last" - Green Day

 

...the coolest red lightsabre in the universe. And as a Sith, she *had* to have it! After her arguement with Zeedo, she wasn't sure she could trust her Rodain friend to help her, but...

 

Jenn began packing for her adventure and trying to think of a way to ask Zeedo to come with her without telling Zeedo the details of the secret sabre. As she finished stuffing the last of her belongings into her duffle, she decided...

 

...to tell Zeedo they were going to a party.

"Yeah, a party," Jenn explained.

"Will there be any gungans there?" Zeedo asked, skeptically.

 

...a maxi bombaad might not come in handy on their adventure.

"Hey, where do you think we could pick one of those up?" Jenn asked Zeedo.

Zeedo replied...

 

Actually come to think of it," Zeedo pulled out a package full of powder. "I forgot. I bought an instant Maxi Bombad Gungun last time i was at the mall. Just at water."

Jenn Bond added water and a Maxi Bombad Gungun appeared. Zeedo was tempted to shoot it on site, but decided to wait. Jenn Bond said "Ok, i think we are just about ready to..."



--Ice Jedi--
Force Freak

 

...go to the party!" Then she added, "We'll take my ride..." and began running out to her speeder. Zeedo and the Gungan quickly followed.

"Hey, Jenn," Zeedo began, "who's having this party anyways?"

 

"Oh, this great chick, Peggy Palpy," Jenn told her.

"Palpy... Why is that name familiar?" Zeedo asked.

Suddenly the nameless gungan interrupted, "Meesa thinkin' Palpy issa...

 

Giant green orange!

 

"Do we have to bring him?" Zeedo asked Jenn gesturing towards the gungan.

"He's our best bet if we want to get into the party," Jenn replied with a shrug. "Anyways, let's get going." And with that, Jenn revved up the engine and...

 

sped off to the nearest space ship retail store to buy a ship (a factor they overlooked).

"We need a ship, one of those robotic pilots, and some "Star Wars Episode II: Cereal." Zeedo demanded of the salesman.

In reply, the sales said, "Yes...we have lots of that. But what do you have to pay for this?"

Zeedo replied, "We have a Maxi Bombaad Gungan?"

 

"Ah, that will do nicely." the salsemen replied. Jenn Bond traded the Gungun for keys to the Farri of all Space ships, the Black Attack.

Jenn Bond and Zeedo entered the ship and began to...



--Ice Jedi--
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...go to the party.

Of course, Jenn knew that they weren't *really* trying to go to a party, she just wanted the cool lightsabre, but in order not to have Zeedo catch on, she had to stick with the original "party" story.

"Since we don't have the gungan anymore," Jenn began, "we'll have to swing by the planet Balf on our way to the party." She quickly glanced over to see if Zeedo was buying it and saw...

 

...a look of excitement on his face.

"Balf?! Alright! I've always wanted to see the 'Galaxy's Largest Trash Heep'! I hear stories about people stumbling over all sorts of rare items there!" said Zeedo.

"Okay, you can check out your stupid dung heep. I've got other things to do." replied Jenn

"Like what?" inquired Zeedo.

 

"Uh..." Jenn began, desperately trying to buy time while she thought up a likely lie to throw Zeedo off track. "Well, I should call Peggy Palpy. In fact, I'll go do that right now." Jenn handed the navigational controls off to Zeedo and moved off into the captain's ready-room to place her call.

When the doors to the ready-room closed behind her, she...

 

...did a little dance and stuck her tongue out at Zeedo.

Then she heard a voice say, "Now that you've gotten that out of your system, perhaps you'd like to explain what you're doing out here."

Startled, Jenn whipped around and saw that the voice belonged to...