The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY version Episode 2.59

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith (Non-Spoilers)' started by Ice Jedi, Jan 8, 2002.

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  1. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    ...Exar Kun! "Hey, didn't you kick the bucket about five thousand years back?" Jenn said. "I did, yes. But thanks to the power of the enchanted..."
  2. Sonic_Pumpkins Jedi Knight

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    ...prize at the bottom of your Star Wars Episode II: Cereal, I've been ressurected...in pog form!"

    Jenn replied, "Well, have you come here to help me on my mission?"

  3. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    "Of course not!" the pog Exar Kun said. "I'm here to destroy you all!" he said, pulling out a lanvarok and killing...
  4. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Jenn at the same time.


    -Hey, that wasn't nice, Jenn complained, but now I'm stronger than ever. Because now I've become the...
  5. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    "...ultimate power in the universe with my brand new Sun Crusher!" Jenn said, hopping into the Sun Crusher and closing the door. She then proceeded to crush the sun. But...
  6. Jeremiah_Bullfrog Jedi Knight

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    Then she remembered her original quest for the red lightsabre! Even as a Sith ghost, Jenn knew she would grow even more powerful if she could find the sabre, so...
  7. X-Wing_Pilot5 Jedi Knight

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    ... She swooped into an interdimensional wormhole, near that planet in "Star Trek Generations." She flew onto the planet, took the Nexus machine and Kirk, flew back into the wormhole before ...
  8. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    ...Exar Kun could figure out what happened. She then tortured Kirk until he was barely recognizable, the kicked him out the door of the sun crusher. But Exar Kun, in his pog form...
  9. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    ...knocked the mutilated Kirk into the Sun Crusher's thermal exaust port, creating a chain reaction that would destroy the machine.

    Before it exploded, Jenn hopped into an escape pod filled with...
  10. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    ...more Dark Lord pogs! Jenn rode the pod to Byss, where she acquired an ESSD (Eclipse SSD) and blew up Coruscant. Freedon Nadd, in his pog form, was darkly guiding Jenn until all of a sudden...
  11. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    he realised that Jenn was actually quite cute as a ghost, and if she contined the path to the dark side she would only get more wrinkles...
  12. Ice Jedi Force Ghost

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    and wrinkles were cute on a sith lady. Since Jenn Bond was now a ghost she popped in on her good friend Zeedo who was back on her ship. Jenn faded into the cockpit area and tapped Zeedo on the shoulder.

    "How was the phone call Jenn Zeedo asked?" Zeedo asked.

    "The phone call was fine but i found this pog of Exar Kun. How do you think i can destroy it?" Jenn responded.



    --Ice Jedi--
  13. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    "The only way you can kill a Dark Lord of the Pog is to place it in the middle of an Oreo, dunk it in milk, and feed it to a Hutt."

    "That'll take to long! I guess I'll just...
  14. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    "...stage Pog Wars and make the Dark Lord pogs fight each other to the death in gladatorial combat!" Jenn said. Within minutes, the pogs were beating each other up. Until a Firespray landed and the ramp opened to reveal...
  15. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    ...Zeedo. "Come on, Jenn! Let's get out of here," he called to her.

    Jenn raced up the ramp and had Zeedo close the hatch behind her (since she was a ghost and couldn't close the door herself). She turned to Zeedo and said, "Let's cut to the chase, we're not going to a party. We need to go to Balf so I can..."
  16. Jeremiah_Bullfrog Jedi Knight

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    ...take over the world."

    "Sounds like fun," Zeedo replied. "I'll set course and we'll be there in a jiffy!" With a few adjustments to the control panel, the ship changed course and began the 3 hour run to Balf.

    "By the way," Zeedo asked, "does Balf have anything to do with why you turned into a ghost?"
  17. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    No comments, Jenn murmured.
  18. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    "No, comments, eh?" Zeedo said slyly. "Well, then maybe you'll be interested to learn that I found this very interesting treasure map of Balf with the location of a secret..."
  19. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    ...Starbucks! But this Starbucks is not like other Starbucks!"

    "What's different about it?!?"

    "With every Crud-Flavored Frappachino, you get a free...
  20. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    "...Super Star Destroyer!" Zeedo said. "S-u-p-e-r S-t-a-r D-e-s-t-r-o-y-e-r?" Jenn said. "Oh yeah, I forgot you don't have a time machine." Zeedo said. All of a sudden, awful pop music could be heard, and suddenly a figure appeared. It was...
  21. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    ...Michael Jackson reprising his role as Moonwalker.

    "You've been hit by a smooth criminal," he said grabbing the treasure map from Zeedo and disappearing.

    "That was close," Jenn thought. "Zeedo was close to learning about the location of the lightsabre." Then aloud, she said, "We must find Moonwalker!"

    "No problem," Zeedo replied, "we'll just...
  22. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    ...follow the trail of dead skin flakes!"

    After following the train for an hour, they find themselves as a wall.

    "The trail just stops!! Where did he go?!?"

    Zeedo says,"I heard about this on X-Files. Moonwalkers can...
  23. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Then they heard an evil laughter from above, Moonwalker sat in the top of a street lamp and...
  24. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    ...tearing the treasure map into little bits.

    Using her ghost form, Jenn floated up to the top of the lamp post and began to smack Moonwalker silly. That is, until Zeedo pointed out....
  25. Jeremiah_Bullfrog Jedi Knight

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    ...that she was a ghost and her hand was going right through Moonwalker's pasty-white face.

    "Look, forget him," Zeedo told her. "I've got a Super Reassembler back at the ship. I'll just pick up the map pieces and we'll be in business!"

    Jenn bent down to help Zeedo pick up the pieces when the reality of her ghostly form began to sink in. "This sucks!" Jenn exclaimed. "Forget going to Balf, I've go to get my real body back."

    Just then...
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